posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the sea of Japan
Japanese sgt: How much longer until we get into Busan?
Japanese captain: Only 20 miles. The south koreans are going to need our supplies quickly.
Korean pilot1: juui ilbon-eo bae beonho 62557 , dangsin-eun bughan yeongto e chim-ib habnida.. (Attention Japanese thuyền No. 62557, bạn are trespassing in North Korean territory.)
Japanese pony8: They found us! Get defense weapons ready!
japanese ponies: *load guns*
Korean pilot1: gong-gyeog junbi. (Get ready to attack)
Korean pilot2: gikkeoi. (With pleasure) *shoot boat*
Korean pilot1: *launches missile*
Japanese captain: Abandon ship!!
Japanese ponies: *jump off boat*
Just when everyone got off the boat, it exploded.
Japanese captain: They're leaving. We must swim to shore. *swims*
Popeye: Waiting for them to come.
Steve Jobs: Come, hoặc cum?
Popeye: bạn know which one I'm talking about.
Steve Jobs: Cum.
Japanese ponies: Please help us.
Popeye: Ok *shoots japanese ponies* It's done.
Steve Jobs: Nice work. Now when bạn get here, cum.
Popeye: Just, stop!
Meanwhile in the United States of Equestria
Dutch mare: bent uitstekend in Nederlands te spreken, Mr..? (You are excellent at speaking Dutch, Mr..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane
Dutch mare: Ik wou dat je niet zo snel gaan (I wish bạn didn't have to go so soon.)
Con: Ja goed je weet cuốc đất, hoe het is helaas. (Yeah well bạn know how it is unfortunately.)
Con's phone soon starts to ring. Just when the two were about to make out
Moneybit: Con, where are you?
Con: On my way now. *hangs up.* Wordt vervolgd (To be continued)
And he's right. This story is to be continued