posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie: What do bạn want me to do?
cầu vồng Dash: Two things. If bạn died three days ago, where were you, and how did bạn come back to life.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight brought me back to life, and I had a looooooong sleepover.
cầu vồng Dash: bạn didn't tell her anything about our organization did you?
Pinkie Pie: Nein! I made a Pinkie Promise.
cầu vồng Dash: Good, because Big Mac ratted us out to the feds, and now he needs to be dealt with.
Pinkie Pie: What do I need to do?
Dash filled her in about what was going on, first she had to drive to where Babs Seed lived, because rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack was there with her family.
Big Mac: I really appreciate having bạn take me to the bờ biển, bãi biển sis.
Applejack: No problem Macintosh, y'all need it aftah workin hard.
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward Big Mac*
Big Mac: What's Pinkie Pie doin here?
Applejack: Ah invited her.
Pinkie Pie: Come on bạn two. We need to get a di chuyển on!
Granny Smith: Don't forget the cannolis.
Applejack: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Big Mac: She told us that 80 times.
Pinkie Pie: That doesn't mean bạn should be mean to her. She's an old mare.
Applejack: I tình yêu Granny smith, but she can be a pain at times.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
2 hours later
Pinkie Pie: I gotta pee badly! *pulls over*
Big Mac: Eewow.
Applejack: *locks doors*
Pinkie Pie: *peeing in bush*
Applejack: *kills Big Mac*
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Applejack: Leave the car, take the canolis.
Back at the Ponyville's compound
cầu vồng Dash: Is it done?
Pinkie Pie: It's done.
cầu vồng Dash: Excellent.
But the tiếp theo few days were not excellent, for rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack anyway.
Applebloom: rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack there bạn are!
Applejack: What's wrong lil sis?
Applebloom: Diamond Tiara moved into Manehattan, and she keeps bullying me.
Babs: She even beat up a cop trying to stop her.
Applejack: Don't worry A.B. Ah'll handle this.
7 phút later
Fuku: I'm grad bạn deart with Apprejack's sister.
Diamond Tiara: She's always a problem. Especially since she's in a different mafia.
Applejack: *drives toward Tiara* Come here bạn prick!
Diamond Tiara: *runs*
Applejack: *throws pipe at Tiara*
Diamond Tiara: *falls on sidewalk*
Applejack: *beats up Diamond Tiara*
Fuku: What the fuck?
Applejack: *bites Diamond Tiara's hoof*
Diamond Tiara: *screams*
Applejack: *throws garbage can at Applebloom, and continues hitting her*
Diamond Tiara: *laying on sidewalk*
Applejack: Stop with the bullying. Mah sister can't take it. *kicks Diamond Tiara into water*
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