Harry Potter Facts

I will not skip to the headmaster's office hát 'we're off to see the wizard' ... LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, bạn can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate ngày to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told bạn I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...

I tình yêu Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things bạn can say hoặc do when he insults you. Let's get this danh sách started!

1.If he calls bạn a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of bạn for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner--...

A handy-dandy Wikihow bài viết on how to make a horcrux, for all bạn aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
Credit: wikihow.com

1. Become an extremely powerful witch hoặc wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide bạn should not attempt to create a horcrux until bạn can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...