Harry Potter vs Chạng vạng Club
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Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking trang chủ from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and đã đưa ý kiến friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of sách they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my yêu thích book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused face and presses her friend for thêm information. "Twilight? Interesting name for a book. What's it about?"

"It's about ma cà rồng and ma sói and stuff. Basically fantaisie thêm hoặc less. Main character, Bella, is in tình yêu with a--"

"Oh heck no." Ven replies, cutting off her friend before she can finish speaking. "I don't do tình yêu stories, bạn know that." her friend sighs and says, "I know, but give it a chance! It's really good, even better than Harry Potter."

Of course, Ven thinks this is total bullshit to the max, but doesn't like to make an opinion about a book without đọc it, so her friend lets her borrow the series to read.

And Ven loved the books. Mind you, she didn't turn into a người hâm mộ that thought Eddy and Jake were real, but she did think it was better than Harry Potter.

Of course, Ven didn't have many Những người bạn at school to talk to the sách about, so she settled for talking to những người hâm mộ online. This is when she noticed a lot of people bashed the books.

"Oh come on, have bạn even read the series?" Ven asks, outraged someone is bashing her current yêu thích series. "Oh, yes, I've read them and they're total crap! How can bạn even think it's better than Harry Potter? bạn get on Google right now and look for "A 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight" and then we'll talk."

So Ven indeed does this, and clicks the link that leads to a diễn đàn titled this on a little site called fanpop.

Ven reads through all the pages(there were only 60 bởi the time she finished and caught up) and she realized they all had a point. How could she have been so stupid? Twilight was a load of bullshit. Harry Potter was bởi far its superior.

So Ven begins to post reasons on this diễn đàn as well. The other anti's welcomed her with open arms and treated her like family. She met some awesome people on fanpop and even added a few on facebook.

Of course, they talked about other thing as well. Like other sách they liked, music, movies, tv shows, actors, hobbies, the works.

There's a lesson to be learned from this kiddies. It's that Twilight sucks balls. Thank bạn and goodnight. :3
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posted by RavenclawRocks
First of all, this is MY opinion. If bạn don't agree, that's fine. If bạn do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would ngày Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the một giây hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
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Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter sách in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight phim chiếu rạp got him after the Harry Potter phim chiếu rạp were finished with him.

3. danh sách other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that bạn think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, bạn don't like yourself....
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