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posted by Athiya
Many of bạn might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding at all. He was just that guy the good guys defeat on the first book.

So, who are bạn pairing with Voldy then? Easy. Aro. Why? Here's a couple of similarities:

a) Aro has very pale skin that is almost translucent; Voldemort skin was also pale and snake-like (because of his soul not being there as a whole) -- not really valid, but I just had to put this in!

b) They were both dead once.

c) Aro was (one of the leader) of the Volturi; Voldy the Death Eaters

d) Last villain (along with the Volturi) to defeat in the last book

e) Aro could read minds through skin contact; Voldy knew Occlumency -- which is mind reading, in case you're not a Potter Geek :p

f) Both had very powerful influences on their species/magical communities.

In conclusion, they're both (kind of) alike. Now, as I prove that they're worthy to battle each other, let me make them.

Let's say the battle field is a wide landscape. No Death Eaters, Volturi, hoặc other vampires/witches around. It was just the two of them, fighting to kill (forget the motivation -- they're villains! They kill for pure joy!)

Anyway, Voldemort got the upper hand -- he could read minds from a distance, and so he did. He knew what Aro was. He knew what he's about to do.

Then, Aro run -- the speedy, movie-effect kind of run. Off course, being able to do Occlumency, Voldy easily dodged that, and fly -- did I mention he could fly? -- away.

Wait, that's not fair now! How could Aro fight if Voldy was high above? Well, fine, let's grow some pine trees so he could climb, then.

He climbed, and attacked Voldy --

"Protego!"

(off course, Voldy didn't need to say it out loud, but it's mát, máy làm mát this way)

Aro rebounded. How to finish this bastard, he thought (note that the Aro Meyer wrote would probably backed off to a one on one man fight, but I made him thêm kick-ass). He knew that Voldy was a wizard off course, bởi the wand and the flying, but he didn't expect him to be that powerful that he could dodge his attacks.

Suddenly, it hit him. Off course! He was a wizard! He had a wand! Aro should simply took it away, and Voldy would be powerless!

Um, wrong.

Aro did exactly what he thought (let's assume Voldy was careless now and didn't read his mind), and charged Voldy, and while he was using Protego, he kicked his wand out of the way.

Victory!

Well, not really.

bạn see, Voldemort can do magic without wands. So, sorry Aro, but that wouldn't work.

But Voldy was furious! Oh yes, a wand is like a hand to wizards, and the Dark Lord wouldn't just hang around when a mere vampire kicked it off for nothing.

Crucio!

Yeah, take that, Aro! *evil laugh*

From then on, it's easy. Sectusempra and Incendio should do the trick :D
Okay, I'm going to give reasons why each book is better in this article. Then, comment, argue/contradict my points, and start a reasonable thảo luận (not a fight) on the bình luận board, please!
PRO TWILIGHT
I'm not a big Twilight fan, but I can try to come up with some reasons:
1.Bella's emotions are described in depth, leaving no area unexplored. We know exactly how she feels at every second, whether she is gazing at Edward hoặc making noodles. (this could also be a drawback-you can't have a story be completely emotion and no story)
2.Love? Well, Edward and Bella are in a relationship where they...
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posted by FredWRules
-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a di chuyển until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s ngày in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry đã đưa ý kiến he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
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I made a danh sách of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If bạn can give explanation answering the các câu hỏi ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky câu hỏi because there are a lot of các bài viết about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter những người hâm mộ respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell bạn which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion bởi BedIntruder đã đăng 4 hours cách đây


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides bởi calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies bởi nghề viết văn about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The sách aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken bởi the end of the...
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(i have edited this bài viết so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell bạn why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are đọc that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child an toàn, két an toàn book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 năm old...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that bạn arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and bạn will tình yêu it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to bạn that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe bạn didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. hoặc maybe bạn didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But bạn get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Những người bạn - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was đọc a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an táo, apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my nghề viết văn folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with bạn guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella bởi Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until bạn agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn bạn into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told bạn I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, bạn crazy witch
Now it's raining thêm than ever
But we’re...
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here is the website:

link

1. he/she just đã đưa ý kiến "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just đã đưa ý kiến that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff hoặc hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot thêm then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been nghề viết văn a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the tổng thể story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight bởi just "letting her characters handle the plot". There bởi making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write người hâm mộ fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good người hâm mộ fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie bạn want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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First, let me get this straight: I'm not a người hâm mộ of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for được ưa chuộng các biểu tượng like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, bạn might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When bạn turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a danh sách of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced bởi Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two sách sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, bạn see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The một giây features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter những người hâm mộ are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER các bài viết HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores bạn hoặc is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in tình yêu with bạn — and bạn are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells bạn to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the tình yêu of your life. bạn should stay with him since he will keep bạn an toàn, két an toàn forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell bạn that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When đọc them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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