Canada24's club.. Article: hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 trích dẫn from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 trích dẫn from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill bạn both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell bạn all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill bạn both, slice bạn open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear bạn up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: xin chào Ty? Who bạn think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set bởi our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE bạn ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. bạn heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome bạn freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: bạn think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask bạn something? Did bạn have to live the rest of your life with your best Những người bạn life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So bạn can take your god damn báo cáo and shove it up your ass... And let me tell bạn something else.. bạn did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that bạn created... So bạn live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how bạn like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few giây were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe bạn want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, bạn WISH bạn had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are bạn such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) bạn oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

On The Block Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: bạn see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let bạn know who Brony Of The tháng is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, hoặc laughing....

Badass version of EMPTY SPACES

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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 Coach Hines trích dẫn

posted by Canada24

#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as bạn are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.

#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what bạn THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because bạn decided to start standing in open territory!

#3:
Hines: STOP IT! hoặc I WILL SET bạn ON FIRE!!

#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!

#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...

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My danh sách hàng đầu, đầu trang seven most evil villains from my GTA series..

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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him bởi telling her that his species are dying. But she has một giây thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes bởi killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....

My Little Pornstar Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...

My Little Pornstar Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the đường phố, street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten bởi parasprites, and now bạn want me to buy bạn a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are bạn in a bad mood? giáng sinh is coming soon.
Twilight:...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 funniest trích dẫn from MrAwkwardReviewer..

posted by Canada24

#1:
"Let's read trích dẫn during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, bạn can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"

#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and bạn wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell bạn how I really felt about it, but then I... I told bạn the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My câu hỏi is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...

#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...

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My ngựa con, ngựa, ngựa con, ngựa, pony Mov crossover... BEST OFs:

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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using ngựa con, ngựa, pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just tình yêu everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching ngựa con, ngựa, pony Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the ngựa con, ngựa, pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov cầu vồng ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Blitzo

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An old Nightmare on Elms đường phố, đường phố, street spoof I made

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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored bởi a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized găng tay weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told bạn if bạn keep falling asleep, their gonna kick bạn outta here"...

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Most evil villains PART 3

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This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..

#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even thêm than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this chó cái, bitch that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for thêm "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 most misunderstood động vật

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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, hoặc mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit thêm intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation bởi sharks is of great importance to the...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 8 most badass quote

posted by Canada24

#1:
Gareth: We used to help people. We saved people. Things changed. They came in and - After that... I know that you've been out there, I can see it. bạn don't know what it is to be hungry. bạn don't have to do this. We can walk away. And we will never vượt qua, cross paths again. I promise you.
Rick Grimes: But you'll vượt qua, cross someone's path. You'd do this to anyone, right? Besides, I already made bạn a promise.
[Rick pulls out the machete he promised to kill Gareth with and swings down repeatedly as Rick's group attacks Gareth's group].

#2:
Dirty Harry: I know what you’re thinking. ’Did he ngọn lửa, chữa cháy six...

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thêm epic flights from Michael.

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