#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill bạn both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell bạn all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill bạn both, slice bạn open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear bạn up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: xin chào Ty? Who bạn think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set bởi our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE bạn ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. bạn heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome bạn freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: bạn think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask bạn something? Did bạn have to live the rest of your life with your best Những người bạn life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So bạn can take your god damn báo cáo and shove it up your ass... And let me tell bạn something else.. bạn did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that bạn created... So bạn live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how bạn like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few giây were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe bạn want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, bạn WISH bạn had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are bạn such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) bạn oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill bạn both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell bạn all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill bạn both, slice bạn open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear bạn up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: xin chào Ty? Who bạn think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set bởi our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE bạn ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. bạn heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome bạn freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: bạn think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask bạn something? Did bạn have to live the rest of your life with your best Những người bạn life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So bạn can take your god damn báo cáo and shove it up your ass... And let me tell bạn something else.. bạn did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that bạn created... So bạn live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how bạn like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few giây were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe bạn want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, bạn WISH bạn had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are bạn such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) bạn oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy bạn guys enjoyed even thêm then I "thought" bạn people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless bạn like stupid comedies bởi an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid người hâm mộ fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy bạn guys enjoyed even thêm then I "thought" bạn people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless bạn like stupid comedies bởi an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid người hâm mộ fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my yêu thích Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story bởi him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tiêu đề is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story bởi him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tiêu đề is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..