ZAYN MALIK ANNOUNCES MIND OF MINE ALBUM TRACKLISTING 

Zayn Malik\'s Mind of Mine tracklisting\'s here,...

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Let\'s all remember that time Kendall and Kylie...

ZaYn MaLIK aka \'ZAYN\' hAs uNvEilED tHE trAcKlStiNG fOr HiS deBuT aLbUm MiNd oF MinE AnD iT\'s SaFe To sAy WrItTeN EnGlIsH WiLl NeVeR bE The SaMe AgAiN.

Yup - after \'PILLOWTALK\' and the uber-edgy \'iT\'s YoU,\' Zayn\'s full album tracklisting is quite frankly ludicrous in an \'are we literally on MySpace circa 2016?\' sense. Basically it\'s really f***ing difficult to read and our brains hurt.

Taken from the Sony Music Indonesia site (it\'s now totally disappeared, but whatever), it would appear Zayn\'s been getting a little experimental with the caps lock key and settled on this:

WE DON\'T EVEN THINK THIS IS A JOKE. AlL TraCeS Of It SeEm tO HaVE DISAPPEARED fRoM tHe InTerNet bUt WhO KnoWs?

Seems pretty legit tbh. Wouldn\'t put it past him.

UPDATE: It\'s totally real, guys. Unbelievable.

What d\'ya make of that, eh? Give us a tweet over @sugarscape in a normal, coherent manner puhlease. CHEERS.

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