My Drawings and Me

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!!! :P

We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems bạn don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flames died down

I guess I Mất tích a little bit of self-esteem
That time that bạn made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now bạn tell all your Những người bạn that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did bạn disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling bạn don't tình yêu me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light...

[Chorus - Rihanna:]
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
But that's alright because I tình yêu the way bạn lie
I tình yêu the way bạn lie

[Eminem]
I can't tell bạn what it really is
I can only tell bạn what it feels like
And right now it's a steel dao, con dao in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight
High off of love, drunk from my hate,
It's like I'm huffing paint and I tình yêu it the thêm I suffer, I suffocate
And right before I'm about to drown,...

bạn were a great uncle
A brother, a friend
You never walked away from us
You stood there until the end

You looked for help in all the wrong places
Spent your money at all the dog races
Told your jokes half-heartedly and drunk
And always needed a place to bunk

We tình yêu you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo
We tình yêu you, little Nemo
We miss you, little Nemo
We want you, little Nemo
Glen Campbell, little Nemo

But that's still no reason to end your life
Still no reason to end your strife
You had us, your trang chủ away from home
You had us waiting to take bạn home

We...

The cold wind blows through his hair and he shivers; bringing his áo, áo khoác closer to his wea body. He hasn't had anything to eat hoặc drink in days, and knows he's going to die. He struggles to stand and falls instantly, rolling down the đồi núi, hill he was sitting on. His head hits the ground painfully; a deafening crack filling the air. Then all is still.
"What...the heck...is this?" my brother snarled, dropping my story in front of me.
"Wh-what!!" I whined. "Don't bạn like it!?"
"That's a shitty start! Why start a story off with bạn killing the main character!?" he snapped.
"Hey; it's better than you!" I...