Sketchy Beginnings (2009) Ep 1x01
Sonny: I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!
Connie: Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)
Sonny: Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need thêm sunblock. I'm inside.
Connie: Alright, I'm sorry.You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to hiển thị business.
Sonny: Look mom. We talked about this. hiển thị business is not going to change me.
Connie: You've got a big head.
Sonny: What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back trang chủ in Wisconsin.
Connie: With a much bigger head.
Sonny: My head is the exact same size as-
Connie: (turns Sonny around)
Sonny: (sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!
Marshall: Ah! There she is! There's my new star!
Sonny: Mr. Pike!
Marshall: (shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny tham gia our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.
Connie: Good. Because bạn know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.
Marshall: bạn make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.
Sonny: Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.
Connie: Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have đã đưa ý kiến this many times but-
Sonny: Don't talk to strangers.
Connie: No, but yes.
Sonny: Don't swim after eating?
Connie: No but yes.
Sonny: Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.
Connie: I am trying to tell bạn how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't, be, prouder. . .
Sonny: bạn just put a little bit thêm sun block on me, didn't you?
Connie": No, but yes.
Sonny: Bye! (hugs mom)
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Marshall: Well, here we are kiddo. This is the điểm thưởng house.
Sonny: Oh my gosh, this is so cool. I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch. And, that's the sarcophagus for the mommy dearest sketch. (sighs) Wow. And, ah, that's a màu hồng, hồng hat that I've never really seen before.
Marshall: Yep. One day, there'll be các điểm thưởng in here from sketches you're in, maybe one of your hats. Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you. (beep)
intercom: Marshall, your mother is on line four.
Marshall: Take a message.
intercom: And five.
Marshall: I gotta go. (walks away) (Sonny walks to sarcophagus and opens it. Sees Zora.
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh!
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh! Don't bạn knock?
Sonny: Sorry, I didnb't realize anyone was here. But, your Zora, and I'm Sonny. I'm new.
Zora: Ha. Obviously, otherwise, bạn would have knocked. Now, if you'll mind. . . (shut sarcophagus.)
Grady: bạn play the mother, I play the baby. bạn play the stomach, I play the barf.
Nico: I thought bạn like playing the barf, bro.
Grady: No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of bạn but, bạn know.
Sonny: xin chào guys. [holds her hand out]
Nico: Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But bạn knew that.
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Sonny: [dancing] I'm on the show! I'm in So Random! I'm in Hollywood! Yeah!
[the sarcophagus opens] Oh my gosh!
Zora: Sweet! I'm no longer the weird one! [runs off]
Sonny: I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!
Connie: Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)
Sonny: Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need thêm sunblock. I'm inside.
Connie: Alright, I'm sorry.You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to hiển thị business.
Sonny: Look mom. We talked about this. hiển thị business is not going to change me.
Connie: You've got a big head.
Sonny: What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back trang chủ in Wisconsin.
Connie: With a much bigger head.
Sonny: My head is the exact same size as-
Connie: (turns Sonny around)
Sonny: (sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!
Marshall: Ah! There she is! There's my new star!
Sonny: Mr. Pike!
Marshall: (shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny tham gia our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.
Connie: Good. Because bạn know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.
Marshall: bạn make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.
Sonny: Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.
Connie: Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have đã đưa ý kiến this many times but-
Sonny: Don't talk to strangers.
Connie: No, but yes.
Sonny: Don't swim after eating?
Connie: No but yes.
Sonny: Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.
Connie: I am trying to tell bạn how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't, be, prouder. . .
Sonny: bạn just put a little bit thêm sun block on me, didn't you?
Connie": No, but yes.
Sonny: Bye! (hugs mom)
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Marshall: Well, here we are kiddo. This is the điểm thưởng house.
Sonny: Oh my gosh, this is so cool. I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch. And, that's the sarcophagus for the mommy dearest sketch. (sighs) Wow. And, ah, that's a màu hồng, hồng hat that I've never really seen before.
Marshall: Yep. One day, there'll be các điểm thưởng in here from sketches you're in, maybe one of your hats. Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you. (beep)
intercom: Marshall, your mother is on line four.
Marshall: Take a message.
intercom: And five.
Marshall: I gotta go. (walks away) (Sonny walks to sarcophagus and opens it. Sees Zora.
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh!
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh! Don't bạn knock?
Sonny: Sorry, I didnb't realize anyone was here. But, your Zora, and I'm Sonny. I'm new.
Zora: Ha. Obviously, otherwise, bạn would have knocked. Now, if you'll mind. . . (shut sarcophagus.)
Grady: bạn play the mother, I play the baby. bạn play the stomach, I play the barf.
Nico: I thought bạn like playing the barf, bro.
Grady: No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of bạn but, bạn know.
Sonny: xin chào guys. [holds her hand out]
Nico: Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But bạn knew that.
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Sonny: [dancing] I'm on the show! I'm in So Random! I'm in Hollywood! Yeah!
[the sarcophagus opens] Oh my gosh!
Zora: Sweet! I'm no longer the weird one! [runs off]
