It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did bạn know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The tiếp theo pupil was the kẹo cửa hàng owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did bạn know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," đã đưa ý kiến the teacher.
The tiếp theo gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with thêm excitement.
The teacher took one thêm taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "
That's right" the boy said, "but how did bạn know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The tiếp theo pupil was the kẹo cửa hàng owner's daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did bạn know?" asked the girl.
"Oh, just a wild guess," đã đưa ý kiến the teacher.
The tiếp theo gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue.
"Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with thêm excitement.
The teacher took one thêm taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught bạn sleeping at your desk? Here is what bạn can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 một phút power-nap as described in that time management course bạn sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the hàng đầu, đầu trang off the White-Out bạn probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did bạn interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 một phút power-nap as described in that time management course bạn sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the hàng đầu, đầu trang off the White-Out bạn probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did bạn interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
