yea soo... i was like totally bored so im just gona make a parody ^_^ (BTW THERES SWEARING)
Scene 1, The arguement.
*Graystripe is playing Pokemon on X-Box*
Graystripe: Like, omistarclan my pokeman just died!
Firestar: *Earphones plugged in* Who died?
Graystripe: Ma pokeman!
Firestar: What?
Graystripe: Ma Pokemaaaaan!
Firestar: Whaaat?
Graystripe: MA F**CKING POKEMAN!
Firestar: What? Spottedleaf? ah oh well, who cares if she dies. she was never needed anywayz. all the crazy sh*t i did tonight they'll be the best link...
Spottedleaf: Excuse me?
Brokenstar: Omidarkforest that song?! I HATE hiphop(Or whatever it is)! It's f**cking bulls***it bạn should totally check out link.
Darkstripe: I know check them out so hot!
Brokenstar: *vomits* they're good singers but... *vomits*
Tigerstar: Nevermind Darkstripe he's got a bad taste of, umm, g*yness... If bạn want to see real hotness check out link
Brokenstar: *vomiting through nose now too and eyes bleeding*
Firestar: Nah... link is the cutest.
Brokenstar: *died again*
Graystripe: bạn people's have NO taste at all... If want absolute hansomeness it has got to be link
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Silverstream: How about we change the subject?!
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Scene 2: Wazuup {link reference}
*Jayfeather's phone rings Jayfeather answers*
Jayfeather: Yo
Breezepelt: Hello Jay's Wing what are bạn doing?
Jayfeather: Nuthin, sitting watching a game, smokin some bud.
Breezepelt: Are bạn all alone?
Lionblaze: WASSUUUUUP!
Jayfeather: WASSUUUUP!
Breezepelt: hehe who's that?
Jayfeather: Yo bro pick the phone. WASUUUP!
Lionblaze:*picks up another phone* WASUUUUP!
Breezepelt: WAZUUP!
Jayfeather: Yo pick up the phone!
Hollyleaf: *picks up the phone* yo
Everyone else: WAZUUUP!
Jayfeather: So what chu doin?
Breezepelt: Nuthin, chillin, killin.
Jayfeather: True, true.
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Scene 3 {Scary movie reference}
Sandstorm: I thought bạn loved me.
Firestar: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes bạn wonder new things about yourself. That's right Sandstorm, I'm gay. And in case bạn haven't noticed, so is Graystripe.
Graystripe: What? I ain't gay!
Firestar: What are bạn talking about? bạn took me to that club.
Graystripe: So? They play good music.
Firestar: What about our trip to San Francisco?
Graystripe: I wanted to go shopping.
Firestar: [on the verge of tears] But... bạn made tình yêu to me... First of all, bạn sucked my...
Graystripe: Whatever!
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Yeah, i hope u liked it ;)
Scene 1, The arguement.
*Graystripe is playing Pokemon on X-Box*
Graystripe: Like, omistarclan my pokeman just died!
Firestar: *Earphones plugged in* Who died?
Graystripe: Ma pokeman!
Firestar: What?
Graystripe: Ma Pokemaaaaan!
Firestar: Whaaat?
Graystripe: MA F**CKING POKEMAN!
Firestar: What? Spottedleaf? ah oh well, who cares if she dies. she was never needed anywayz. all the crazy sh*t i did tonight they'll be the best link...
Spottedleaf: Excuse me?
Brokenstar: Omidarkforest that song?! I HATE hiphop(Or whatever it is)! It's f**cking bulls***it bạn should totally check out link.
Darkstripe: I know check them out so hot!
Brokenstar: *vomits* they're good singers but... *vomits*
Tigerstar: Nevermind Darkstripe he's got a bad taste of, umm, g*yness... If bạn want to see real hotness check out link
Brokenstar: *vomiting through nose now too and eyes bleeding*
Firestar: Nah... link is the cutest.
Brokenstar: *died again*
Graystripe: bạn people's have NO taste at all... If want absolute hansomeness it has got to be link
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Silverstream: How about we change the subject?!
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Scene 2: Wazuup {link reference}
*Jayfeather's phone rings Jayfeather answers*
Jayfeather: Yo
Breezepelt: Hello Jay's Wing what are bạn doing?
Jayfeather: Nuthin, sitting watching a game, smokin some bud.
Breezepelt: Are bạn all alone?
Lionblaze: WASSUUUUUP!
Jayfeather: WASSUUUUP!
Breezepelt: hehe who's that?
Jayfeather: Yo bro pick the phone. WASUUUP!
Lionblaze:*picks up another phone* WASUUUUP!
Breezepelt: WAZUUP!
Jayfeather: Yo pick up the phone!
Hollyleaf: *picks up the phone* yo
Everyone else: WAZUUUP!
Jayfeather: So what chu doin?
Breezepelt: Nuthin, chillin, killin.
Jayfeather: True, true.
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Scene 3 {Scary movie reference}
Sandstorm: I thought bạn loved me.
Firestar: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes bạn wonder new things about yourself. That's right Sandstorm, I'm gay. And in case bạn haven't noticed, so is Graystripe.
Graystripe: What? I ain't gay!
Firestar: What are bạn talking about? bạn took me to that club.
Graystripe: So? They play good music.
Firestar: What about our trip to San Francisco?
Graystripe: I wanted to go shopping.
Firestar: [on the verge of tears] But... bạn made tình yêu to me... First of all, bạn sucked my...
Graystripe: Whatever!
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Yeah, i hope u liked it ;)
"Oh when is he going to get back!?" đã đưa ý kiến Cinderpaw in the apprentice den impatiently. "Calm down Cinderpaw, he wont take long" đã đưa ý kiến Brackenpaw sleepily."Im looking for him!" she đã đưa ý kiến as she came running out of the apprentice den."Where are bạn going?" asked a voice behind her. It was Longtail. Im looking for Fireheart!" she đã đưa ý kiến excitedly. "Youre as skittish as a squirrle" Lontail đã đưa ý kiến "Off bạn go!". She ran to the entrence of the camp and bumped into someone."Hello, Fireheart!" she said."Looks like I came just in time" he teased."I thought a người bán rong, kẻ xấu, badger ate you!" she also teased."No cat would be foolish enough to do that" đã đưa ý kiến Tigerclaw. "OR bạn got ran over bởi a monster!" she said. Fireheart yawned. "You should go back to the apprentice den, its late" đã đưa ý kiến Firepaw.
I KNOW ITS REALLY SHORT
I KNOW ITS REALLY SHORT
Tigerheart
