I had a dream... that gamers everywhere would realize that all consoles are equal (except the Wii, jk) and that separate consoles and exclusives mean nothing separately, but it only matters as a whole- gamers must unite into one almighty community and learn that just because bạn buy one console doesn't mean bạn must go on a campaign of các bình luận saying that the PS3 has better exclusives than the 360 hoặc that the 360 has a thêm refined online experience than the Wii hoặc that the Wii's motion sensing controls are better than the PS3's. I don't see why we must fight, it would be wonderful to be able to own a PS3 and then have a topic like this with a 360 owner:
PS3: xin chào man, what good 360 exclusives are coming out this year?
360: None, but I hear bạn Sony guys are having a good time playing Uncharted, LBP, Warhawk, Heavenly Sword, Killzone 2, and soon to come inFamous, God of War 3, and M.A.G.!
PS3: Very true, but bạn guys are still having plenty of fun blowing each other's heads off in Halo 3, Gears of War 1 & 2, and Left 4 Dead! Plus bạn have Dead Rising!
360: Haha, yeah, we guys tình yêu super gory M rated games, and these games have made history, but so has your whole console. bạn also have Home, but even though that's a pretty mediocre app, it's still in beta.
PS3: Gee, I've come to realize: The PS3 and Wii online are free, but the 360 online has a fee, and the PS3 community is coming close to being as big as the 360 community. I'm glad our online isn't as bad as the Wii's.
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wii: xin chào guys, what's happening? Did bạn hear that Super Wii Bowling 3 and Mario Bros: Mafia Wars just came out? I'm telling you, this is gonna be a bright năm for the Wii!
360 and PS3: >.>
PS3: Uh, cool man, we were just talking about how good both of our consoles are as well.
Wii: Can I tham gia in?
360: Only if bạn start giving all the PS3 ports of original 360 games lower scores in your reviews like the moronic critics on IGN!
PS3: *Bashes the 360 người hâm mộ over the head with a Blu-Ray disc!*
Wii: Will do!
PS3: So, Wii, what stuff do bạn have on your console?
Wii: Well, first of all, bạn can create funny looking little bearded Avatar dudes and make them walk in a parade, bạn can play the worst console port ever made, Dead Rising: Chop 'Til bạn Drop, bạn can tìm kiếm desperately for an exclusive that gets higher than an 8, and lots, lots more!
PS3: But the PS3 controller has motion-sensing too. And y'know what, Blu-Ray won the format wars, and Y'KNOW WHAT, NOW MICROSOFT GETS TO USE BLU-RAY TOO!!! I AM SO SICK OF IT!!!!! *presses little red button on a remote and nukes Bill Gates*
...yeah, wouldn't that be wonderful? This is the kind of stuff the gaming world needs.
(Please note that everything in this bài viết except the first paragraph was meant to be entertaining, and I am not bashing any single console hoặc company at all, just poking fun at fanboys. Nothing here is meant to offend anybody. Thanks!)
PS3: xin chào man, what good 360 exclusives are coming out this year?
360: None, but I hear bạn Sony guys are having a good time playing Uncharted, LBP, Warhawk, Heavenly Sword, Killzone 2, and soon to come inFamous, God of War 3, and M.A.G.!
PS3: Very true, but bạn guys are still having plenty of fun blowing each other's heads off in Halo 3, Gears of War 1 & 2, and Left 4 Dead! Plus bạn have Dead Rising!
360: Haha, yeah, we guys tình yêu super gory M rated games, and these games have made history, but so has your whole console. bạn also have Home, but even though that's a pretty mediocre app, it's still in beta.
PS3: Gee, I've come to realize: The PS3 and Wii online are free, but the 360 online has a fee, and the PS3 community is coming close to being as big as the 360 community. I'm glad our online isn't as bad as the Wii's.
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Wii: xin chào guys, what's happening? Did bạn hear that Super Wii Bowling 3 and Mario Bros: Mafia Wars just came out? I'm telling you, this is gonna be a bright năm for the Wii!
360 and PS3: >.>
PS3: Uh, cool man, we were just talking about how good both of our consoles are as well.
Wii: Can I tham gia in?
360: Only if bạn start giving all the PS3 ports of original 360 games lower scores in your reviews like the moronic critics on IGN!
PS3: *Bashes the 360 người hâm mộ over the head with a Blu-Ray disc!*
Wii: Will do!
PS3: So, Wii, what stuff do bạn have on your console?
Wii: Well, first of all, bạn can create funny looking little bearded Avatar dudes and make them walk in a parade, bạn can play the worst console port ever made, Dead Rising: Chop 'Til bạn Drop, bạn can tìm kiếm desperately for an exclusive that gets higher than an 8, and lots, lots more!
PS3: But the PS3 controller has motion-sensing too. And y'know what, Blu-Ray won the format wars, and Y'KNOW WHAT, NOW MICROSOFT GETS TO USE BLU-RAY TOO!!! I AM SO SICK OF IT!!!!! *presses little red button on a remote and nukes Bill Gates*
...yeah, wouldn't that be wonderful? This is the kind of stuff the gaming world needs.
(Please note that everything in this bài viết except the first paragraph was meant to be entertaining, and I am not bashing any single console hoặc company at all, just poking fun at fanboys. Nothing here is meant to offend anybody. Thanks!)
