ngày 6
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bella: i tình yêu this meadow edward. its so peaceful and beautiful!
edward: its okay i guess but it could never be as beautiful and as special as bạn are to me
bella: oh edward you're so sweet
edward: *weaves his fingers through hers* tình yêu renesmee has waken up and she is getting very upset that we're not there so we better go
bella: *sighs* okay lets go my baby needs me
edward: i will race you!
bella: ok 1,2,3, GO!
(back at the cullens house)
rose: nessie honey they'll be here in a few minutes, your daddy knows when bạn wake up
emmett: hun what is it that she wants?
rose: her mama and daddy of course *sighs when nessie gets thêm fustrated*
*bella and edward walk in and automatically reaches for nessie*
bella: did my baby girl miss me? *kisses her on the forehead*
rose: like bạn would never know
*POWS* emmett: oops!
edward: *growls and goes outside*
bella: whats going on?!
rose: emmett's being stupid again and now hes stuck because he stuck his hand in the cây ans he threw it and it didnt come off............so now hes stuck in the cây bởi his hand.
bella: this is something i got to see!
* everyone runs outside*
emmett: just help me out edward.
edward: *chuckles* bro. bạn can never stay out of trouble!
bella: hows it hangin emmett? * giggles*
emmett: shut up bella!
edward: dont talk to her like that!
bella: its fine edward, hes just mad cause he cant reach the ground! *falls to the ground laughing so hard*
emmett: hahaha bạn had your laugh now GET ME DOWN!!
edward: no i think we will just leave bạn up there, come on bella lets go inside
bella: sure hun....
*they start walking away*
emmett: fine i dont need you!...........ok pleasse get me down!
edward: let me think........NO!
*carlisle walks outside and sees emmett*
carlisle: goodnight!........what happened?
edward: oh....just one of his tantrums*chuckles*
esme: OH MY GOODNESS! GET MY BABY DOWN!!!
emmett: *smiles* IM THE BABY! IM THE BABY!!
esme: yes bạn are my sweet little baby, so please dont hurt yourself!
carlisle: *jumps but cant reach him*
esme: let me try * jumps in the tree, grabs him and brings him safely down*
jasper: MOM HOW'D bạn DO THAT?! *says in girly voice and stamps his foot and laughs*
esme: *puts emmett down* im just good that way, thats how i roll! *giggles*
emmett: thanks mommy,*leaps in her arms*
esme: *crack* owwww! emmett honey!
emmett: yes mommy?
esme: im too old for this, you're gonna have to get down!
emmett: sorry mommy! * jumps down*
renesmee: uncle emmy! uncle emmy! can we play gutatrasasd herdro?!
emmett: its đàn ghi ta, guitar hero and yes we can if bạn ready to get your little booty whipped!
renesmee: bring it on old man! *giggles and holds her little fist in the air* thats what that meanie man did to my uncle jasper when he dennted his mailliebox thingy *points tiếp theo door*
emmett: he always gets mad and hits someone's mailbox. lets play.
edward: *helps nessie put on her little guitar* bạn beat him nessie!
nessie: lk daddy! *giggles*
emmett: im ready! lets go!
(2 hours later)
emmett: OH HECK! * throws the đàn ghi ta, guitar on the ground and breaks it* i cant beat her at anything! * runs outside and slams the door*
nessie: *starts to cry*
edward: oh honey......grabs nessie and holds her in his arms* why are bạn cryin pumpkin?
nessie: i hurt uncle emmys feelings! *cries*
edward: bạn didnt hurt his feelings, hes just a whimp! a big one at that! * starts gettin mad*
bella: edward be careful bạn still have renesmee. give her to me* takes nessie from a fumming edward*
edward: *growls and runs after emmett*
emmett: * sitting in his car crying*
edward: *goes and rips the door off* SHUT UP hoặc I WILL GIVE bạn A REASON TO CRY! oh hang on, im going to do that anyway!!
emmett: whats your deal?! *jumps out the jeep* bạn BROKE LULU!!
Edward: i thought it was sally...... THATS NOT THE POINT, bạn MADE MY SWEET BABY GIRL CRY!!
emmett: prove it
edward: * grabs him bởi the neck and shoves his face in the window* SEE THAT?!
emmett: no my face is in the way!! OH! EDWARD bạn SMEARD ROSE'S LIPSTICK!
rosalie: WHAT WAS THAT?
emmett: nothing babe!!
jacob: *shows up right behind them* oh man she is so hot when shes upset. (a/n: srry all of bạn jacob những người đang yêu out there....)
*edward drops emmett and him and emmett turn to face jacob*
edward and emmett: WHAT WAS THAT MONGREL?
jacob: oh its nothing guys...... *starts getting scared*
emmett: bạn better not have been talking about my woman!
edward: it better not be any of the girls in there
jacob: oh come on, yall think i was talking about your women? bạn two have yours and my hott mama is in there too!
emmett: see edward, we have no reason to be...
edward: *reads jacobs mind and tackles him*
bạn WILL NEVER THINK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, IN FACT bạn WILL NEVER SEE HER hoặc ANOTHER ngày AGAIN!!
emmett: no! edward dont kill him!
bella* runs outside with nessie in her arms* there wont be any killing around here!
edward: oh bạn might just change your mind * hisses through his teeth*
jacob: come on, dont tell me bạn dont think of bella that way!
edward: NO JACOB I HAVE RESPECT FOR MY WIFE. SHE IS JUST A BABY, bạn WILL NEVER THINK hoặc SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT HER hoặc ANY OTHER WOMAN LIKE THAT. bạn WILL HAVE thêm RESPECT TOWARDS A LADY AND THAT INCLUDES MY DAUGHTER!
bella: * gives nessie to rose and helps edward and emmett* HOW COULD YOU? WE HAVE ALL READY GAVE bạn PLENTY OF WARNINGS!
jacob: well im just so sorry that bạn two made a hot, sexy daughter!
edward: THATS IT!
jacob: HANG ON! can i just have one last moment with nessie?
everbody: NO!
jacob: then at least give her this! * digs in his pocket and pulls out a picture and gives it to bella*
bella: JACOB! bạn WANT ME TO GIVE MY DAUGHTER A NAKED PICTURE OF YOU?!
jacob: well yeah! i never got my moment with her! there always someone with her!
edward: bạn WERE GOING TO HAVE....
bella: WITH MY BABY?!!!!!!!!
jacob: yeah! what?! like bạn never do it!
edward:WE ARE ADULTS AND WE ARE MARRIED! SHES JUST A BABY! *throws jacob and he ends up in china, crashing into someones house*
jacob: bạn COULD HAVE LEAST THROWN ME SOMEWHERE I COULD UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE!!
emmett: nah! thats no fun!
chinese people: ching kong chong (a/n: sorry bạn guys we dont know any chinese so just work with us here..)
jacob: chong shing * does the bowing thing*
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this is the end of chapter 7. plz review and leave ideas. edwardawsome and i have a idea for a story about emmett and the cullens playing a prank on a walmart manager. so far we dont have any ideas for a prank so we need your help. plz leave as many ideas as bạn can and help us out with this story =)
