(Thanks twilightchick 4 the ideas and twilight 594 hoặc some other number for Jasper's new username!)
Chapter 4! (texting!)
Edward: WTF! omb! omb! omb!
Bella: WOEIYPD?!?! is cô ca going out of the biz?
Edward: NO! wanda from Fairly Odd Parents is txting me! wat is WOEIYPD?
Bella: What On Earth Is Your Problem, Dude? wanda is txting u?
Edward: yea.
Wanda: Ooooooh. Edward Cullen. My sister, Jessica Stanley, told me about you! She says your smoking hot! Ooops! Cosmo is texting me!
Cosmo: APPLE! SB is texting me!
Bella: SB?
Cosmo: Spongebob!
Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Cosmo: I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
Spongebob: Cos! That is MY song!
Cosmo: bạn wanna tussle?
Spongebob: No! I'm leaving, bạn traitor! I should behead bạn and hang your head on Luân Đôn Bridge! Goodbye!
Wanda: Godspeed, old friend.
Edward: oh dear, bella. ohh. emmett is txting me.
Emmett: FOP! I tình yêu that show!
Cosmo: Cool! Let's sing a song!
Emmett: OK! I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Cosmo: I kissed a girl just to try it!
Emmett and Cosmo: I TASTED HER quả anh đào, anh đào CHAPSTICK!
Wanda: I don't wear quả anh đào, anh đào chapstick, Cosmo!
Emmett: OOOOOO! Cosmo's in trouble! Rose is texting me She wouldn't get mad if I sang-
Rosalie: EMMETT! I DON'T WEAR quả anh đào, anh đào CHAPSTICK!
Edward: u spoke 2 soon, dude.
Rosalie: WE ARE LEAVING! I'M COMING TO GET YOU! bạn BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON ME!
Emmett: Rose is here! HELP!
Bella: byebye emmett.
Wanda: U @#$%^ ! I @#$%^& HATE U!
Edward: Well that was awkward. We need to go, umm, eat a . . . duck.
Bella: Yeah. What he said. Bye!
Chapter 4! (texting!)
Edward: WTF! omb! omb! omb!
Bella: WOEIYPD?!?! is cô ca going out of the biz?
Edward: NO! wanda from Fairly Odd Parents is txting me! wat is WOEIYPD?
Bella: What On Earth Is Your Problem, Dude? wanda is txting u?
Edward: yea.
Wanda: Ooooooh. Edward Cullen. My sister, Jessica Stanley, told me about you! She says your smoking hot! Ooops! Cosmo is texting me!
Cosmo: APPLE! SB is texting me!
Bella: SB?
Cosmo: Spongebob!
Spongebob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!
Cosmo: I'm a goofy goober, yeah!
Spongebob: Cos! That is MY song!
Cosmo: bạn wanna tussle?
Spongebob: No! I'm leaving, bạn traitor! I should behead bạn and hang your head on Luân Đôn Bridge! Goodbye!
Wanda: Godspeed, old friend.
Edward: oh dear, bella. ohh. emmett is txting me.
Emmett: FOP! I tình yêu that show!
Cosmo: Cool! Let's sing a song!
Emmett: OK! I kissed a girl and I liked it!
Cosmo: I kissed a girl just to try it!
Emmett and Cosmo: I TASTED HER quả anh đào, anh đào CHAPSTICK!
Wanda: I don't wear quả anh đào, anh đào chapstick, Cosmo!
Emmett: OOOOOO! Cosmo's in trouble! Rose is texting me She wouldn't get mad if I sang-
Rosalie: EMMETT! I DON'T WEAR quả anh đào, anh đào CHAPSTICK!
Edward: u spoke 2 soon, dude.
Rosalie: WE ARE LEAVING! I'M COMING TO GET YOU! bạn BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON ME!
Emmett: Rose is here! HELP!
Bella: byebye emmett.
Wanda: U @#$%^ ! I @#$%^& HATE U!
Edward: Well that was awkward. We need to go, umm, eat a . . . duck.
Bella: Yeah. What he said. Bye!