Hi, my name is Jonas. I'm thirteen. I'm...well, not what bạn would consider normal.
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store tiếp theo door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say con cừu, cừu ma cà rồng Rock on them. Yeah, I tình yêu the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with con cừu, cừu that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into con cừu, cừu ma cà rồng that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of cô ca left from an năm cách đây shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or bạn shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?

This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, hoặc things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if bạn die from laughter, hoặc possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Những người bạn all ran
When they heard me say that

People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard

Sô cô la coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets

I tình yêu Harry Potter
hoặc was it táo, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.

Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!

(Sequel to the A Cat Chasing Yarn (Yarn's Point of View) (This cat is going to be really perky and hyped up and energetic.))

OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH một giây yêu thích CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH yêu thích CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND yêu thích IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND den I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA màu hồng, hồng YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

The ocean may overtake me and nuốt, nhạn me- yet it will not bury me.
The whole of the mountain will crash down and roll over me - but it does not crush me.

Human physical strength has limitations and it weakens in time. 'Inner strength' knows no bounds!
The confines of this earthly realm have no bearing.

Let it be done!

Let the horns sound that shake the foundation.
Call forth the titans. Summon up the dread that lies buried deep within the tim, trái tim and mind.
Let the godless fear when they face the charge.
The Mất tích will flee hoặc loose heart.

'And in the darkening late hours when the ground rumbles like an oncoming train...I will draw from deep wells what cannot be poisoned hoặc tainted hoặc overturned. I will stand, though the tides rise and the clouds threaten...and there I will remain, even if I hiển thị signs and cracks of care and hardship.
I will not be broken.

I may grow weary.

Though all the elements come against me
and tear at flesh and bone!-I WILL STAND!