SLOTH

'Do bạn ever get off the couch, sir?
Do bạn ever get off the đi văng and stop watching TV?
Do bạn ever go for a run?
Do bạn ever simply walk around hoặc exercise outside?
Do bạn just play video games all day, sir?
Do bạn even do any work?
Man, bạn are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
đã đưa ý kiến this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As bạn humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see bạn sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with bạn sleeping all the time,
bạn just make people angry because bạn will not
Get up and help.

bạn see, good sir,
I am the reason
bạn may have dropped out of high school,
Since bạn were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
hoặc have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason bạn may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because bạn were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
hoặc bạn may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason bạn may not have graduated,
For bạn took school less seriously than others,
And bạn did not do your homework,
And bạn had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because bạn failed them;
Yet bạn could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took bạn out of school,
Without letting bạn get your diploma.

bạn blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For bạn struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason bạn may have dropped out of college,
For bạn thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the tiếp theo day.
bạn gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes bạn fail intensively.

I am the reason bạn did not earn your major,
For bạn partied too much,
And bạn felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With bạn living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And bạn unable to hold a job.

I am the reason bạn may have Mất tích your job,
For bạn slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
hoặc programming the computer system
That your boss asked bạn to do.
bạn would rather play Sudoku
hoặc check your email
Than do what your boss asks bạn to do.
bạn would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
bạn made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy you,
And now bạn have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For bạn cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see bạn in this way,
As miserable as bạn are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever bạn came home,
bạn would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
hoặc making dinner
hoặc helping take care of the kids.
I made bạn irresponsible,
Making bạn unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand bạn anymore,
For bạn never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
bạn pitiful little thing,
bạn live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
bạn better be careful,
For I hoặc one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.

GLUTTONY

Oh, it looks so yummy!
For it looks so yummy in my tummy!

bạn have probably heard these words,
For bạn know what that feeling is,
For it is called hunger.
I am hunger to the extreme;
I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

I make bạn hungry,
And yet not only hungry,
But famished to insanity.

Hunger is such
A short word for what I do
To you,
For in fact,
It is an understatement
Of what I do to you.

I make bạn so greedy
When bạn eat at the dinnertable
That bạn eat everything in plain sight.
bạn eat thêm than bạn can take,
Just like some of the Israelites did
When they wandered for forty years in the desert
In the Book of Numbers.

I am the reason why
bạn have a sweet tooth,
Eating món tráng miệng after dessert,
Eating Sô cô la bars,
And chocolate-chip cookies,
And Reese's đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ cups bởi the dozens,
And 100 tons of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ cookie dough,
And 300 lbs. of sugar cookies,
And 70 lbs. of cake,
And Milky Way kẹo bars,
Along with the 3 Musketeers,
Along with Twix and Snickers and Baby Ruth,
And Payday, as well,
And Starburst,
And Airheads,
And pies after pies,
And long johns,
And pastries,
And danishes, too.
I make bạn eat cinammon rolls,
And Swiss rolls,
As well,
And ecclaires,
And whatever món tráng miệng there is.

I am the reason bạn gain weight,
For bạn eat starches,
And candies,
And oily foods,
And pop-tarts for breakfast,
And pop and soda,
All at the same time.

I am amused at how
bạn are able to gain so much weight.
I am also amused with your high cholesterol,
Which will eventually lead to arteriosclerosis,
And I will be amused to see bạn get a tim, trái tim attack, as well.

I am one of your instincts,
So do not fall for me,
hoặc bạn will be cursed
For the rest of eternity.

WRATH

I am one of the deadly sins,
For I am the one that makes bạn feel angry,
And may lead bạn to do wrongful things.

I blind you,
And mask the truth from you;
I hide your actions,
And make them unaware to bạn until
bạn realise what just happened.

I am a curse,
For I blind bạn from the truth,
And make bạn unwilling to accept that truth,
Because I am anger,
Which makes your rage come true,
Which brings about your wrath,
Which is my true name,
And with it comes a grudge.

I am a curse,
And bạn do not want me,
But honestly,
It is fun for me to see
bạn hurting other people,
Even though bạn don't intentionally do it,
hoặc even if bạn are blinded bởi the truth.
For I am Wrath,
And I take amusement from your anger,
And the pain bạn inflict on others,
And I am from the fiery pits of hell.

Beware of your human instincts,
For I am one of them,
And I may hiển thị up in your fiery head.

ENVY

I am one of the deadly sins,
Something that will make death come to you
If bạn should feel me at all.
I am one of your emotions
Something bạn might not be able to control,
Something that will make bạn mad
If I were to make bạn feel it.

I am that feeling of desire,
Which bạn feel most of all,
That comes with lust,
Comes with materialism,
Comes with things bạn cannot explain.
I am the thing bạn will regret,
If bạn should
Ever
Get
Your
Way.

I am what bạn call jealousy,
That thing that makes the green-eyed monster,
hoặc one of them, anyway.
I make bạn jealous,
For I make bạn want your best friend's girlfriend,
Make bạn desire your neighbour's wife,
Making bạn covet her in every way,
And making your lustful
Dreams come true.

I am the thing that makes bạn materialistic
Making bạn covet your neighbour's house,
Coveting the new lawn mower he received,
And the new 3D Tv he got at the store.
I make bạn covet the new cell phone
Your best friend has,
The new iPhone 4S with Siri on it and everything.
I make bạn covet your brother's new Lamborghini,
And your father's Chevy Camaro that was redone,
And your uncle's Ford Galaxy 500,
Which are all very appealing to your eyes,
Since bạn tình yêu cars so much.
I make your son covet his best friend's
New WiiU,
And his new Nintendo 3DS
Because he thinks it is so cool.
I make your wife covet her co-worker's Gucci,
The beautiful $500 cái ví, ví tiền she is not able to afford,
And I make your daughter covet her best friend's
Beautiful prom dress
Because bạn are not able to afford the beautiful
expensive dress for $2500.

I make bạn act in jealousy
When your wife is talking to another man,
For bạn become angry,
And bạn feel as if bạn are
Being cockolded.
bạn will not let a man take a hold of your wife,
And bạn will not let some buffoon make a fool out of you.
Your wife is beautiful,
And no one can lay eyes on her but you,
And if anyone DOES touch her,
He is in a world of danger.
No one will vượt qua, cross you,
For bạn know your ground,
And he knows his.
No one flirts with your wife.
After all, I do make bạn Ernest Hemingway.

I also make bạn act like Cain
When your brother gets all the attention from your parents,
For bạn never got anything,
And he always got the praise.
I di chuyển bạn to do evil,
And, yes, I encourage you.
I am your human forethought,
And only bạn can resist me.

I am envy,
I am a deadly sin,
And bạn know that,
However, I am just instinct,
Like all of the other sins,
And it amuses me to see bạn people fall,
For we are the wild beings in the night,
Released from the pits of hell....