super mario 64 bloopers: 99.5% crazy

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up thêm stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw bạn enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are bạn doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws người hâm mộ into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the trước đó H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so cầu vồng Dash appeared,...

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case bạn are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a đường phố, street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a ngựa con, ngựa, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the ngựa con, ngựa, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the trái cam, màu da cam stallion asked. "Our tiếp theo target...

This is my very first giáng sinh người hâm mộ fiction from 2012. May not be giáng sinh yet, but I hope bạn enjoy it anyway.

Aah giáng sinh time. It only comes to us once a year, but when it does everyone has a good time. It was the 15th of December, and Sugarcube Corner was very busy. Mr, and Mrs Cake were making cakes like there was no tomorrow. Pound and quả bí ngô, bí ngô were learning how to walk, thanks to Pinkie Pie. Their first few attempts weren't so good, but it seemed like they were going to do it. "Come on," Pinkie said, "Everyone has to learn how to walk." Pound almost got it, but fell to the floor. Pinkie...

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A tháng passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I đã đưa ý kiến to myself. "Because...

“triq267!” I hear a man shout.
I look up, groggily shaking off the feeling of drowsiness.
There he is, standing in all his glory, hoặc lack there-of. The man who has sent so many of us to our deaths.
I can guess what’s coming, but I can scarcely comprehend that it’s possible. All it took was a few keystrokes, one click, and I was going to die for it.
I remember that day, the ngày this all started. I was surfing the internet, when I found a website. Fanpop. The name now brings a bad taste to my mouth. I had enjoyed it at the time. I created an account, made friends, and eventually I had...