Demotivational poster

I Think This Song Really Fits Them!
*It Swears Twice, So..Yeah*

Baby, I tình yêu you
I never want to let bạn go
The thêm I think about,
The thêm I want to let bạn know:
That everything bạn do,
Is super fucking cute
And I can't stand it

I've been searching for
A girl that's just like you
Cause I know
That your tim, trái tim is true

Baby, I tình yêu you
I never want to let bạn go
The thêm I think about,
The thêm I want to let bạn know:
That everything bạn do,
Is super duper cute
And I can't stand it

Let's sell all our shit,
And run away
To sail the ocean blue
Then you'll know,
That my tim, trái tim is true

Baby, I tình yêu you
I never want to let...

Matt: Welcome back! We are at the elimination ceremony and I have the sự bỏ phiếu I’m my hand…and the complete loser who is going trang chủ tonight is…Courtney.
Courtney: Fine, I don’t need this place!!! I was a C.I.T.!!!
Gwen: Shut the heck up and get the heck out of here!!
Dom: (Throws Courtney in a bag and throws her out into the wilderness) There, now, your tiếp theo challenge is to recite some of the Romeo and Juliet play.
Rochelle: (Winks at Dylan) I’m with Dylan!!
Matt: No bạn aren’t!!
Rochelle: What??
Dom: I picked the teams. I will put bạn with your partner. Alejandro, bạn are with Sammy. Justin,...

Matt: Hello there, I am Matthew Bellamy, and this is my good friend-
Dom: Dominic Howard.
Matt: Yes, Erm…welcome to Total…Drama…Next Generation. Our contestants are here!! Here is Zelda.
Zelda: Hi there!!!
Matt: And here-
Dom: Let me say something…
Matt: Please excuse Dom's immature behavior…
Dom: bạn never let me fin-
Matt: Here is Rochelle.
Rochelle: Hi there, I’m ready to beat all!!!!
Dom: Here is-
Matt: Jake.
Dom: (Tackles Matt) I’m going to tell Mexican Jesus if bạn don’t let me talk!!!
Matt: (Gasps) ok fine.
Dom: Here is Alejandra.
Matt: Brittany, Hannah, Penny, Nicole, and Sammy are...

It was 5:00 in the morning,there was peace..or was there?

eva:wake up moron!!!
geoof:not from you!
duncan:eva eva eva go slow like this,WAKE UP hoặc ILL POUND ON YOUR FACE!
geoff:im comin*comes out of giường without pants**goes back*pants
duncan:hurry up!
geoff:what may be the reason that bạn woke me up at*looks at watch*5:00 am?
duncan:its--its--
eva:izzys house is on fire!!,ohh and duncan i forgot tell bạn something worse
duncan:what could posibly be worse?
eva:courtney was there
duncan:ahhhh!!!not princess!! lets run!
geoff:lets go!
THEY GET TO IZZY'S HOUSE AND SEE EVERYONE TRYING TO FIND IZZY...
trent:*hands...

It was almost 12:00pm, and I still hadn't had anything to eat. I was weak, lying with my face to the table... very quiet and still in my Haruhi Suzumiya PJ's.
"Ugh.." I groaned, moving my head slightly. The phòng bếp, nhà bếp at Eastlake Collage, was big. Made for many collage students to be there at one time. Unfortunately, those students were off enjoying their weekend while I sat in hear listening to the tick of the clock, and my own stomach. I fell asleep down here last night... all I remember was walking down the stairs from my dorm, tripping, then landing on the floor. When the first light flooded...