(OK!! My freaking iPod messed this up twice!! D:< 1 b cuz idk and 2 because of these stupid teen chó sói, sói ads!! Didn't we just get rid of the macys one? Sorry I'm like seriously peeved. Enjoy the interview!)
"BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK!!! PLUS I HATE COCONUTS!!!" Courtney yelled as she was pushed into the interviewing room. She stomped over to her chair and sat down.
Infront of her sat a rather large boy and a coconut. Better known as Owen and Mr. Coconut. "Hi." Owen đã đưa ý kiến awkwardly.
"Let's just get this over with....." courtney sighed. "Your first câu hỏi Mr....um....Coconut is from Colecutegirl. She asks "mr coconut how did bạn feel on ttotal drama island when bạn got eliminated on your first ngày of camp"
Owen whispered with the coconut then spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says he was glad to leave. Sure the million would be nice but he wanted to getaway from the tubby guy who ate his family.......wait. Mr. Coconut! I told bạn it was an accident!"
Courtney rolled her eyes as the boy and the coconut got into a mini argument. She cleared her throat. that got there attention.
"Moving on. Your tiếp theo câu hỏi is from Casacada1007. Her câu hỏi is "mr.coconut did bạn liked owen?"
"Pshhhhhh of course Mr. Coconut likes me!" Owen đã đưa ý kiến laughing a bit. He then made Mr. Coconut pop him upside the head. They whispered a bit. bạn hear "but Mr. Coconut!" and "But everyone likes me!" come from Owen.
"Mr. Coconut says its complicated." Owen finally answered. That for some reason got him a pop upside the head again curtsey of Mr. Coconut.
"Ok? Well your tiếp theo 3 các câu hỏi ate from Nocofangirl218. She asks "If ur a coucunut, how r u able 2 speak?" Courtney chuckles. "If he was able to speak I wouldn't be complaining about this interview."
"But Courtney-" Owen tries to say.
"SHHHH! Her một giây câu hỏi is "2) R u freinds with Wilson? (from "cast-away")"
Owen whispers with Mr. Coconut then answers. "He says that when Chriss threw him in the ocean he had to travel for many days. That's when he saw a voley-ball in the middle of the ocean. That voley-ball was Wilson. Mr. Coconut and that ball are best Những người bạn now." Owen said, looking off into space.
"But that wasn't even-UHG! Nevermind! Her last câu hỏi is "R u and Owen still freinds?"
They whisper and Owens sighs sadly. "He again says it's complicated."
Courtney couldn't help but snicker. "Your tiếp theo 3 các câu hỏi are from Noahstar1616. She asks "Did bạn instantly become Những người bạn with Owen, hoặc did it take bạn a while to like him?"
Whispers then a sigh (A/N poor Owen! :/), then Owen spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says "Who đã đưa ý kiến we were ever friends."
"Wow Mr. Coconut. Your a really big asshole." Courtney said, now feeling bad for the chubby boy. She shook her head then spoke up. "She also asks "How do bạn feel after being eliminated?"
"Mr. Coconut says it was a good/bad feeling." Owen said, finally smiling.
"Ok her last câu hỏi is "If bạn haven't already, do bạn plan to get revenge on the person who eliminated you? If yes, how so?"
They whispered. Owen gasped. "Mr.Coconut!"
"Well?" Courtney asked.
"let's just say it's pretty much against the law everywhere." Owen said, now looking down at his belly.
Courtney's eyes widened. "Um.....well your last các câu hỏi are from Poptrop300. Her first câu hỏi is "Do bạn like being a coconut?"
The original routine happens. "He says that besides the fact that everyone wants to turn bạn into a cup and drink your blood out, it's pretty cool." Owen đã đưa ý kiến while knotting his head.
"Poptrops một giây câu hỏi is "If bạn could be anything else what would bạn be?"
"He says he would be Justin Beiber because almost every teenage girl and there mothers want to ngày him." Owen answered while giving Mr. Coconut a funny look.
Courtney sighed in relief. "Your Last and FINAL câu hỏi is "Do bạn really like Owen hoặc was he just ... Weird?"
Owen whispered to the coconut and a frown was put back on his face. "Mr. Coconut says he dosnt want to cause me anymore emotional pain." Owen told her.
Courtney stood up and smiled. "Well goodbye Owen and....er Mr. Coconut." she đã đưa ý kiến exiting the room.
"Owen why didn't they let me speak?" Mr. Coconut asked
"Beats me."
(Idk why I just felt like making Mr. Coconut a douche. :P well that last part idk why I typed. Probably because it 1:40 in the morning and I'm laying on my floor in a snuggy. Well anyways tiếp theo to be interviewed will be.......GWEN!!!! and I don't want any các câu hỏi like "why r u such a bitch?" hoặc "why did bạn have to turn into a Gô tích slut?" understand? Her interview choices are:
DUNCAN
HEATHER
TRENT
HEATHER
I would have put Courtney but she just got done interviewing a coconut...... I've been trying to write this thêm organised sooo I hope bạn like that! Please leave các bình luận and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Imma go b4 this gets any longer. '^^ Please and thank you. Starburst-Rock.)
"BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK!!! PLUS I HATE COCONUTS!!!" Courtney yelled as she was pushed into the interviewing room. She stomped over to her chair and sat down.
Infront of her sat a rather large boy and a coconut. Better known as Owen and Mr. Coconut. "Hi." Owen đã đưa ý kiến awkwardly.
"Let's just get this over with....." courtney sighed. "Your first câu hỏi Mr....um....Coconut is from Colecutegirl. She asks "mr coconut how did bạn feel on ttotal drama island when bạn got eliminated on your first ngày of camp"
Owen whispered with the coconut then spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says he was glad to leave. Sure the million would be nice but he wanted to getaway from the tubby guy who ate his family.......wait. Mr. Coconut! I told bạn it was an accident!"
Courtney rolled her eyes as the boy and the coconut got into a mini argument. She cleared her throat. that got there attention.
"Moving on. Your tiếp theo câu hỏi is from Casacada1007. Her câu hỏi is "mr.coconut did bạn liked owen?"
"Pshhhhhh of course Mr. Coconut likes me!" Owen đã đưa ý kiến laughing a bit. He then made Mr. Coconut pop him upside the head. They whispered a bit. bạn hear "but Mr. Coconut!" and "But everyone likes me!" come from Owen.
"Mr. Coconut says its complicated." Owen finally answered. That for some reason got him a pop upside the head again curtsey of Mr. Coconut.
"Ok? Well your tiếp theo 3 các câu hỏi ate from Nocofangirl218. She asks "If ur a coucunut, how r u able 2 speak?" Courtney chuckles. "If he was able to speak I wouldn't be complaining about this interview."
"But Courtney-" Owen tries to say.
"SHHHH! Her một giây câu hỏi is "2) R u freinds with Wilson? (from "cast-away")"
Owen whispers with Mr. Coconut then answers. "He says that when Chriss threw him in the ocean he had to travel for many days. That's when he saw a voley-ball in the middle of the ocean. That voley-ball was Wilson. Mr. Coconut and that ball are best Những người bạn now." Owen said, looking off into space.
"But that wasn't even-UHG! Nevermind! Her last câu hỏi is "R u and Owen still freinds?"
They whisper and Owens sighs sadly. "He again says it's complicated."
Courtney couldn't help but snicker. "Your tiếp theo 3 các câu hỏi are from Noahstar1616. She asks "Did bạn instantly become Những người bạn with Owen, hoặc did it take bạn a while to like him?"
Whispers then a sigh (A/N poor Owen! :/), then Owen spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says "Who đã đưa ý kiến we were ever friends."
"Wow Mr. Coconut. Your a really big asshole." Courtney said, now feeling bad for the chubby boy. She shook her head then spoke up. "She also asks "How do bạn feel after being eliminated?"
"Mr. Coconut says it was a good/bad feeling." Owen said, finally smiling.
"Ok her last câu hỏi is "If bạn haven't already, do bạn plan to get revenge on the person who eliminated you? If yes, how so?"
They whispered. Owen gasped. "Mr.Coconut!"
"Well?" Courtney asked.
"let's just say it's pretty much against the law everywhere." Owen said, now looking down at his belly.
Courtney's eyes widened. "Um.....well your last các câu hỏi are from Poptrop300. Her first câu hỏi is "Do bạn like being a coconut?"
The original routine happens. "He says that besides the fact that everyone wants to turn bạn into a cup and drink your blood out, it's pretty cool." Owen đã đưa ý kiến while knotting his head.
"Poptrops một giây câu hỏi is "If bạn could be anything else what would bạn be?"
"He says he would be Justin Beiber because almost every teenage girl and there mothers want to ngày him." Owen answered while giving Mr. Coconut a funny look.
Courtney sighed in relief. "Your Last and FINAL câu hỏi is "Do bạn really like Owen hoặc was he just ... Weird?"
Owen whispered to the coconut and a frown was put back on his face. "Mr. Coconut says he dosnt want to cause me anymore emotional pain." Owen told her.
Courtney stood up and smiled. "Well goodbye Owen and....er Mr. Coconut." she đã đưa ý kiến exiting the room.
"Owen why didn't they let me speak?" Mr. Coconut asked
"Beats me."
(Idk why I just felt like making Mr. Coconut a douche. :P well that last part idk why I typed. Probably because it 1:40 in the morning and I'm laying on my floor in a snuggy. Well anyways tiếp theo to be interviewed will be.......GWEN!!!! and I don't want any các câu hỏi like "why r u such a bitch?" hoặc "why did bạn have to turn into a Gô tích slut?" understand? Her interview choices are:
DUNCAN
HEATHER
TRENT
HEATHER
I would have put Courtney but she just got done interviewing a coconut...... I've been trying to write this thêm organised sooo I hope bạn like that! Please leave các bình luận and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Imma go b4 this gets any longer. '^^ Please and thank you. Starburst-Rock.)
As bạn may of have guessed bởi the title, bạn can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be đã đưa ý kiến for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be đã đưa ý kiến for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
