Thomas the Tank Engine Article: Trainz: The Human World Part 11

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Mr. Bruce started going east with his army of Alco C420's. Panzer, Robert, Ferris, and Mat rode behind Mr. Bruce on a gondola.

Panzer: *Chuckling* Everything will be going our way very soon.
Robert: When we reach the Eastern Pacific's interchange with the Hunterdon Central, we should be able to meet up with Ian, and a few others from his railroad.
Ferris: That's good. We may end up encountering a surprise attack.
Mat: Mr. Bruce, panzer & Robert says no one is on this railroad, so we should be clear.
Sean: *With Mr. Baldwin, S.B, Mily, Tabby, Bri, Jazlin, Joey, Shayne, Jerry, Jesse, Austin, Jack, Jessica, and Marisa* I see headlights. Everyone ready?
Bri: As ready as I'll ever be.
Shayne: We should still have thêm people out here to help us.
Marisa: I promise, we will get extra help. They'll be here before bạn know it.
Sean: Yeah, after we get defeated.
Marisa: *Pouting*
Sean: Mily, bạn and Joey know what to do right?
Mily: We won't let bạn down.

Sean, Shayne, Jerry, Jesse, and Austin each had 50 Caliber machine súng set up while the others were equipped with different guns.

Mr. Baldwin: *Deploys a Thompson* Never thought I'd be using violence.
S.B: Now you'll get a taste of what your engines go through.
Mily: *Winks* Wish us luck. *Goes with Jazlin, Joey, Tabby, Bri, Jack, Jessica, and Marisa*
Jack: Flanking maneuvers don't always go as planned.
Jesse: *Gives Jack a thumbs up* You'll be fine.
Mr. Bruce: Hmm, looks like we were wrong.
Sean: Fire! *Firing his machine súng with his friends*
S.B: When do we attack?
Jerry: If they get too close.
Mr. Baldwin: Maybe I won't have to experience any violence.
Sean: No guarantees boss.
Mr. Bruce: Back up! BACK UP!! *Goes backwards with his 40 Alcos*
Austin: We got seven of them, but they're moving out of range.
Sean: Save your ammo. Let Mily's team attack them.
Mr. Bruce: bạn 4 go flank them this instant.
Panzer: We're on it! *Runs with Robert, Mat, and Ferris*

While the 4 were heading off to flank Sean's team, they saw a few bullets hit the ground near their feet.

Danielle: *Arriving with Sharon, and Victoria*

Danielle as a human

Sharon as a human

Victoria as a human

Ian: *Arrives with Jared, and Drake* Stop!

Ian as a human

Drake as a human

Jared as a human

Danielle: *Drops her gun*
Sharon & Victoria: *Drop their guns*
Jared: bạn girls are in trouble.
Mily: *Heading towards the Alco's*
Alco 24: *Shooting at Mily, and her friends*
Mily: Duck! *Lays down on the ground*
Marisa: *Stands up, and shoots two thêm Alco's*
Alco 39: *Returns fire*
Marisa: Ah! *Falls on the ground*
Mily: Fall back!
Mr. Bruce: We killed one of them, but we won't make any progress facing them like this. Time to retreat! *Goes backwards with his Alco's*
Sean: They're falling back.
S.B: Now we just gotta chase them down, and make them turn us back to normal.

2 B Continued

Thomas & Friends: Steamroller & Other Stories

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In this selection of six episodes, George Carlin, Alec Baldwin, and Michael Brandon each narrate two episodes.

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Trainz Episode 22

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Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run bởi five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, panzer was được trao the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...

Trainz Episode 14

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Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell bạn the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought bạn đã đưa ý kiến Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are bạn ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when bạn are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Trainz Skit 1

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Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

Video: link

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 13

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Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess bạn found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave bạn that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did bạn end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, bạn know that claw on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 9

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Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my hàng đầu, đầu trang speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: đã đưa ý kiến Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled thêm coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 7

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Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little thêm to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: xin chào Mr. C? Do bạn think you'll get your vàng dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 5

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After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 3

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Song: link

I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have đã đưa ý kiến that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank bạn Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...

Thomas & Những người bạn episode 2

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Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." con vịt, vịt said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If bạn all insist, I'll tell bạn my story." đã đưa ý kiến Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...

Thomas & The Magic Railway Spoof Part 1

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I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

Norfolk & Western 3 Part 3

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Lauren, and Cassi continued west on Amtrak's Keystone Line. Since the line was owned bởi Amtrak, two ACS-64's accompanied the steam engines.

Lauren: bạn were right Cassi. I'm glad I decided to let bạn tham gia me.
Cassi: Yeah. NS won't be able to stop us, hoặc your friends.
Lauren: I really hope you're right.

Inside the Harrisburg train station

Buick: Do bạn mind if I make a phone call?
James: Fine, but be back in five minutes.
Buick: Yes sir. *Leaves the room*
James: Anyway, thanks again for inviting us over here.
Amtrak Official: Think nothing of it.
Amtrak Official 2: We should be thanking bạn for the generous...

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Norfolk & Western 2 Part 3

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Jeff and Bryce had a conversation while pulling their train to St. Louis.

Jeff: Did I ever tell bạn about the last time I went to St. Louis?
Bryce: I don't think I've ever been there myself. Anyways, to answer your question, no. bạn never told me about the last time bạn went to St. Louis.
Jeff: It was August, 2017. I was with two ES44's on loan from Union Pacific.
Bryce: What happened?
Jeff: We went to a place to grab a few drinks when this 4-8-2 pops up. They're both intoxicated, and try to fight each other to win her over. They even thought I was trying to hit on her.
Bryce: bạn still dating Lauren?...

Norfolk & Western 2 Part 2

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Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see bạn two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...

Trainz Skit 7

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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: con vịt, vịt Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

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Kinsey: *Falls down tiếp theo to Percy, and Ian* What's your yêu thích idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do bạn get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when bạn look at this orange, tell me please, what do bạn see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what bạn mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...

Skarloey's Railway Part 9

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Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. bạn will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...

Skarloey's Railway Part 4

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The tiếp theo day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If bạn just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but bạn have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All bạn had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...

Skarloey's Railway Part 2

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Edward passed con vịt, vịt on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See bạn later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize bạn in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...

Norfolk & Western Part 1

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

A người hâm mộ FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS

NORFOLK & WESTERN

STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT

JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY

TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE

AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE

The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.

Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, bạn will have several people, and their...