TVD LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại

Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, hoặc I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call bạn later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is hoặc I’m...

Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an táo, apple hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You đã đưa ý kiến di chuyển on
Where do I go
I guess một giây best
Is all I will know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of bạn
What bạn would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes

You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard kẹo
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You đã đưa ý kiến there's
Tons of cá in the water
So the waters I will test

He kissed my lips
I taste your...

    Both launching phía trước, chuyển tiếp for the entrance of the tomb, Elena and Stefan were really moving. Damon was standing beyond the threshold with his breath caught in his throat. His brother could very well kill the tình yêu of his life.
    And then, Stefan caught her.
    Elena’s eyes locked with his and terror was starting to over take her thêm than before. There was no telling what he would do to her. After all, she hadn’t earned anything other than this from him. She had not được trao him a reason to hiển thị her mercy but in his eyes that’s...

Katherine sat opposite me with a confused look on her face opposite me. She glanced up and stared hard at my face.
“Those ma cà rồng won’t find us straight away, but when they do…” I shuddered along with the other three. “What can we do?” she đã đưa ý kiến as she buried her face in her knees.
“I think I know someone who can help us,” Damon đã đưa ý kiến wonderingly. “Katherine, I think it would be much easier if you…stayed here, rather than come with us,” he added. She stood up angrily.
“Why? I have every right to walk outside!” she đã đưa ý kiến as she clenched her fists.
“Katherine, bạn look...

Stefan walked downstairs, Katherine following him. When he was downstairs she grabbed his arm and forced him to turn around. “Do bạn now finally believe me?” she đã đưa ý kiến pissed off and shocked. “If your Bonnie sweetheart is so kind that wouldn’t have happened” she pointed upstairs.
“I know, Katherine, I know” Stefan said. “I was wrong. I’m sorry, I should’ve trust you” “You should’ve trust Damon” Katherine pointed out.
“I know” Stefan repeated. He paced through the room. “Is there anything we can do to make it stop? And what exactly is wrong with Elena? Because...

Damon raised his fist to knock the door, but before he could, it was already opened. Bonnie greeted him with a big smile. “Damon” she đã đưa ý kiến breathless. “Come in” and she step aside to let him pass. He walked straight ahead and entered the living room. His glance fell on the numerous amount of trà lights and he whistled. “Are bạn trying to save energy?” he asked. Bonnie went standing in front of him and stroke his chest with her finger. “I thought I should create some… sphere” She brought her lips to his, but before they came in contact with each other Bonnie pulled away. “Not...

Caroline was hanging in the Grill when her phone rang. She let out a deep sigh when she noticed it was her ex-boyfriend Matt. “Hey, Matt” she said. “Caroline, hi, I’m glad I can finally reach you” Matt replied. “What do bạn mean?” Caroline asked avoiding. It had been two days since she last spoke to him and she had very consciously ‘missed’ his calls. “Is something wrong? Are bạn avoiding me? Because if bạn do I would understand. I mean, I did break up with you” Matt softly said. “I’m not avoiding you, okay? I’m just hooked into something, I can’t explain it”...

“Okay, explain me one thing. How come I can walk into the sun without being burned?”
Amber and Stefan were walking in the woods of Mystic Falls. The moment Amber had fed on Derek the hunger and fear faded and her body was filled with power. She loved the feeling.
“It’s because of your bracelet” Stefan answered. Amber looked at the bracelet on her wrist. “My bracelet? What does it have to do with me being able to walk in the sun?” “There’s a spell on it” Stefan explained. “For a vampire to walk into the sun they need something a witch put a spell on so they can walk outside...

This bài viết is about THE LOOPHOLE the writers created for Stefan’s sake another reason to keep him as “Saint” Stefan and for him not take any kind of responsibility, another excuse for him to play the “good” brother.

So as we all know Stefan has turned off his humanity all summer willingly/all bởi himself, NO compellation what so ever NOBODY FORCED him to CUT people’s head OFF, and for him to do that his humanity button was OFF but yet somehow he still had enough humanity to call Elena really?? How is that even possible? How a good person ripe off someone’s head for one second,...

Chapter 2

Damon was feeling even thirstier than he was when he went into the cinema, the sky was growing dark now, and he needed to feed.

The girl who rejected him made his thirst thêm intense, her rejection made him want her even more; he wasn't going to give up until she was his.

He walked down a dark alley, a girl was walking through he stalked over to her like a predator preparing to pounce.

"You shouldn't be out bởi yourself at night, bạn never know what might be lurking in the shadows" Damon steeped in front of her with a smirk on his lips.

The girls brown hair swung phía trước, chuyển tiếp as she stopped...

Sheriff Forbes was standing above the corps lying in the shag. A rope was lying loosely around its cervix and he had two small holes in his neck. He was drained from blood. Liz let out a deep sigh and startled as her daughter appeared in front of her. “Caroline! You’re not supposed to be here, this is a crime scene” she đã đưa ý kiến reproachful. Caroline didn’t react, but ducked to have a closer look at the corpse. “Vampires” she whispered. Liz nodded. “Yeah, I know” she said. “Caroline?” No answer. “Caroline” Liz now đã đưa ý kiến a bit harder. Caroline looked up. “Caroline, I need...