Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty bàn at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start bạn off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but bạn can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would bạn like to drink? asked Jacques Roach dâu, dâu tây lemonade. đã đưa ý kiến Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. đã đưa ý kiến Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. đã đưa ý kiến Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. đã đưa ý kiến Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here bạn go. bạn two enjoy. đã đưa ý kiến Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do bạn think of Wayne and Wanda's tình yêu for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better tình yêu story than Twilight. đã đưa ý kiến Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure bạn bring back two forks with that. đã đưa ý kiến Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would bạn like meat sauce hoặc meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if bạn don't mind. đã đưa ý kiến Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. đã đưa ý kiến Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a câu hỏi until after their waiter disappeared into the phòng bếp, nhà bếp started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. đã đưa ý kiến Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our thực phẩm is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a một giây person present to eat this sphagetti with me. đã đưa ý kiến Wayne You're absolutely right. đã đưa ý kiến Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club tiếp theo door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on bởi throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. bạn fellas going to stay here all night hoặc what? asked Pops