zelda

1. Run around Link like an idiot and repeat: "Hey! Hey! Watch! Look! Listen!"

2. Remind him over and over that his name isn't mentioned in the game title.

3. Wake him up in the middle of the night. Yell: "You have to SAAAAVE the world!" Then force him to walk to the ladder and push him off the edge. (Link lives in a treehouse, remember?)

4. When he's going to pick up something, say: "Dabadabadabadabadabadaba..." When he picked up the item, yell: "Da-da-da-daaaaah!"

5. Buy a Link plushie, wave it in front of him like it's doing attacks and yell: "HAAARGH! YAAA! ARRRGH!!"

6. Remind him that Tetra...

Sorry this took so long... but here it is. Twilight Princess turned into book form. X3 I own no copyrights of the original storyline. This is strictly for entertainment...

Chapter One:
I sat in complete silence, the sand warm beneath me and my feet placed in the shallow water before me. I was sitting bởi a spring, a small waterfall in the distance and my uncle, Russell, sitting tiếp theo to me. We were in the middle of Faron Woods, the forest just north of my village. The sun was shining its golden light through the leaves of the trees, bringing a sense of peace and change. The air wasn’t too hot...