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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"

Joey's Pen: Take 3

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupial, we don't want any trouble. We just came to get--"

*Joey kicks him*

*Julien & Skipper run up tree*

Joey: "Come down bạn blooders! Before I chuck a wabbly!"

Julien: "Have bạn not heard such a mangling of the language of which we are speaking. Anyway, fear not, I have loyal subjects who are willing to sacrifice their Skins for me."

*puts his foot on Skipper's head"

*Skipper falls*

Julien: "Ooopsy! Are bạn okay, penguin?"

Skipper: ...

Julien: "Skipper?"

Skipper: ...

Julien: "Skipper."

Julien: I know I am to get sued for this.

peacebaby7 James is actually who plays Joey. (James Patrick Stuart)

Nightmare in Central Park! chapter nine: Broken Kowalski.

posted by CuteCuddly

"Another note," she muttered, unfolding the crumpled paper. It only had two words on it;

Kowalski's next...

CC looked towards the intellegent penguin. He was looking around nervously, muttering to himself.
"They could drain my brain again! They... they could... destroy all memories of Jiggles! They.... they... they could... GIVE BLOWHOLE ALL MY INVENTION BLUEPRINTS!!!!!" He started pacing quickly. CC turned towards Private, who was trying to comfrot Skipper.
"Poor fellow," she muttered, going to sit tiếp theo to Rico, who was doing absolutly nothing. She groaned, as a sudden wave of nausea washed over...

chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do bạn see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And bạn can be my friend! Oh! And bạn can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Eclipsed

posted by peacebaby7

Congaga: Take 1

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga!--"

Julien: "Stay on key, Mort!"

Director: "Julien, that was you..."

Congaga: Take 2

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga! Walk on in! Congaga! bạn can't stop! Congaga! Jump in line & sing! Congaga!"

Julien: "Please don't be tardy! Be on time to this dance party! Please come to this con--Con--CON! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!...

chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I tình yêu sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I tình yêu sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I tình yêu sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! bạn must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! bạn TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! bạn must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! bạn ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't hoặc anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be Những người bạn than to own friends..."

RK: "What are bạn doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

Nightmare in Central Park! chapter ten: Broken Rico.

posted by CuteCuddly

She looked over the note, and read it aloud.

Now, Rico...

A cold wind swept through the park, as Rico looked around, into the darkness, searching for whatever it was he was looking for. Skipper had calmed down some, but still seemed upset about the sight of Marlene's dead body, that had been long since, buried. Kowalski was just finishing Doris' grave tiếp theo to Marlene's. Private lay on the grass, feeling terrible. CC felt the same, but she helped Rico, on look-out.

A scraoing sound came from behind them, and they turned to see a suitcase in the streetlight beam.CC looked at the indentity tag, and...

Nightmare in Central Park! prolouge

posted by CuteCuddly

First ever horror story! Hope I do good!

CC had trouble keeping a straight face at the breakfast bàn that morning. She kept waiting for Skipper to pick up his mug, and take a nice, long sip of coffee. She had been planning this joke for days, and to make the fact she made his coffee for him that morning seem less suspicious, she's been making it for a week beforehand. Now, it was the moment she had been waiting for. Skipper reached towards the table, and wrapped his flipper around the tin handle. He pulled it toward him, stirred the cá tail a few times, then lifted the mug to his beak. CC...

New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, bạn wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It đã đưa ý kiến a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any thêm Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see bạn alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any thêm advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any thêm Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any thêm advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 12

posted by peacebaby7

Underwater Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when bạn see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private:...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 2

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could bạn come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could bạn look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, bạn can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...

The History Of Two (Chapter 11)

posted by SgtSkipper

Fire Fighters
Everyone on the platform except MS fell over with the force of the blast. CC held Rune tightly in her flippers as she struggled to her feet. Rune cried in fear, curling up into a ball in CC's grasp. Bandit coughed and used MS as support to stand up. The smoke was thick and full of dust, it was impossible to see. CC held out one flipper in front of her, feeling her way, trying to find Bandit. "Ban… Bandit!" She coughed as the black smoke filled her lungs and she became light-headed. Bandit shook her head and leaned on the robot. "CC! Don't move! We'll find you!" MS scanned the...

chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to vong linh, vượn cáo habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes bạn look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 2

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien đã đưa ý kiến that bạn can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do bạn think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...

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How to keep calm under pressure...

added by peacebaby7

chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers bạn can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But bởi golly bạn are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have bạn been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers bạn can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But bởi golly bạn are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this...

New to the Zoo... (Part 3)

posted by peacebaby7

The tiếp theo Morning...

*penguins are riding around in their car trying to beat the track record*

Kowalski: "C'mon, Rico! Almost there!"

*Rico passes the finish line*

Kowalski: "YES! We shaved 4 giây off our best time!"

*Rico/Private/Kowalski high five & Rico accidentally hits Skipper in the head*

Rico: "OH! Sorryboutthat."

Kowalski: "Skipper? bạn okay?"

Skipper: "Oh, I'm okay. Just a little tired. Guess I shouldn't have taken that shift last night."

Skipper: C'mon! Shape up Skipper! They're gonna catch on! ...

Marlene: *jumps out of her habitat* "Hey guys! Whatch...Um, why are bạn driving a car?"...

New to the Zoo... (Part 2)

posted by peacebaby7

Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, bạn to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet bạn Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I Mất tích bạn after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do bạn underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...