Rule One:
If bạn pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. bạn may glance at her, so long as bạn do not peer at anything below her neck. If bạn cannot keep your eyes hoặc hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but bạn and all of your Những người bạn are complete idiots....
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