AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - bạn have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. bạn lie a great deal. bạn make the same mistakes repeatedly because bạn are stupid. Everyone thinks bạn are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - bạn have a vivid imagination and often think bạn are being followed bởi the FBI hoặc CIA. bạn have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent bạn for flaunting your power. bạn lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - bạn are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. bạn too are a jerk....
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