t-swift

1 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
2 I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
3 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
4 Dear Math, please grow up and
solve your own problems, I'm
tired of solving them for you.
5 Girls are like phones. We love
to be held and talked to, but if
you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!
6 I hate...

There's a fine line between fishing and
standing on the bờ biển like an idiot.


Did bạn ever walk into a room and forget why bạn walked in?
I think that's how chó spend their lives.

Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying)

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Character is what bạn are.
Reputation is what people think bạn are.

Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled...

50 things i am thankful to

1. Twitter (thank bạn to everyone on Twitter who helped me compile this list)
2. TED
3. Sisters (@SteveErrey)
4. Brothers
brother&sister

5. Coffee
6. Snow covered mountains
7. A warm giường to sleep in (@bluestatus)
8. Fresh trái cây
9. Chocolate
10. Lolcats
11. Ice cream
12. Children laughing
13. Children smiling
14. iPhones/ iPods
15. Your Health
16. Flowers
17. A good novel
reading-a-book
18. time !!!
19. Reddit & Digg
20. Air conditioning on a hot summer day
21. Dishwashers
22. Good conversation
23. Good friends
24. President( i don/t think so !!)
25. Rock ‘n’ Roll and songs
26....

We’re best Những người bạn because bạn get it. I’m not sure what that means (it’s all so vague) but whatever it is, bạn have it. I don’t need to explain anything to bạn hoặc worry if you’ll get the joke. bạn already got it and are on your way to making the tiếp theo one. Thanks, babe! bạn really make socializing a lot easier for me.

We’re best Những người bạn because bạn tình yêu me even when I’m terrible. It’s easy to tình yêu someone when they’re doing well, it’s easy when there’s nothing but happiness and good vibes. The real challenge comes when everything is crap. You’re not a fun person to be...