Adrift [4.01]
Ronon: Pull it out now.
Doctor: I can't do that, it may have punctured an artery.
Ronon: Pull...it...out.
Doctor: Yeah, yeah I get it you're a tough guy. If bạn want to take it out yourself...
[Ronon attempts to remove the glass]
Doctor: Are bạn crazy!?
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Dr. McKay: It's like the video game 'Asteroids'.
Lt. Col Sheppard: Whatever works for you.
Dr McKay: I was terrible at 'Asteroids'. I think I actually scored zero once.
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Dr McKay: Told bạn I wasn't good at 'Asteroids'.
Lifeline [4.02]
Lt. Col Sheppard: How's it going?
Dr. McKay: Well I would be making a lot thêm progress if 'Timmy Torture' here didn't try to kill me every two seconds.
Dr. Zelenka: I wasn't trying to kill him.
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Dr McKay: We're coming into re-entry.
Dr Lee: bạn mean entry. bạn see, we haven't actually entered the pl...
Col. Carter: Bill!
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Dr McKay: I want bạn to land this city gently, like a leaf, kissing the surface of a pond!
[Sheppard is in the control chair, trying to land Atlantis on M35-117, and crash lands. People fall down because of the crash land]
Dr McKay: Nice, kissing!
Reunion [4.03]
Lt. Col Sheppard: What's that?
Dr. McKay: It's a selection of fruits from the various worlds we trade with. I thought it'd be thoughtful.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Try lame.
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Dr. McKay: Anyway... look, I just uh, just came bởi to uh, welcome bạn to Atlantis, see how you're setting in and uh, bạn know, if bạn needed anything and uh, did I mention I was seeing someone?
Col. Carter: I'm sorry, what?
Dr. McKay: I'm uh, seeing someone. Yes I only bring it up now because you're here, now, and we'll be working together a lot thêm and uh, bạn know, I just thought with our past...
Col. Carter: Our "past"?
Dr. McKay: Well bạn know, the unrequited lust that's been hanging over our heads for what seems like forever.
Col. Carter: Rodney--
Dr. McKay: I just don't want things to be awkward between the two of us, bạn know, uh...
[pause]
Dr. McKay: Kind of like they are now.
Col. Carter: Rodney... I'm sure we'll be fine.
Dr. McKay: Oh of course, I mean, I'll be fine... I'm just, with you...
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Tyre: This is it.
Dr. McKay: Hurry up!
Ronon: I got it.
[Ronon shoots the door control, which promptly opens the door]
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Lt. Col. Sheppard: This thing's been way too quiet and way too easy.
Dr. McKay: I kinda like quiet and easy. Makes for a nice change.
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[Rodney attempts to open a door while Sheppard fights off a Wraith attack]
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Rodney, get that door open!
Dr. McKay: Aw, to hell with it!
[Rodney fires at the door control, destroying it, with no effect on the door]
Dr. McKay: Aw, come on, it worked for him!
[edit] Doppelganger [4.04]
Lt. Col Sheppard: I'm gonna recommend sending a science team when we get back.
Dr. McKay: I am a science team.
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[Teyla is telling Ronon and McKay about her dream]
Teyla: I can not begin to tell bạn how bizarre it was.
Dr. McKay: Please. bạn want bizarre, let me tell you...
Ronon: bạn know what? Don't.
[Sheppard joins them]
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Morning.
[Pause]
Lt. Col. Sheppard: What?
Dr. McKay: Teyla had a dream about bạn last night.
Teyla: [Annoyed] Rodney.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Really? What was it about?
Teyla: Actually it was thêm of a nightmare and I'd rather not talk about it.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Was I the dashing hero saving bạn from the big bad monster?
Ronon: Actually, bạn were the big bad monster.
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Lt. Col. Sheppard: We were sparring and I got in a lucky shot.
Dr. Keller: It's the middle of the night.
Ronon: Maybe for you.
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Dr. Keller: [About her dream] It was terrifying. There bạn were with this disgusting alien bug crawling out of your stomach and Colonel Sheppard was diễn xuất as it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen.
Ronon: It sounds like that movie.
Dr. Keller: Yeah, Alien. Have bạn seen it?
Teyla: Colonel Sheppard speaks of it often.
Dr. McKay: I remember the first time I saw it. Certainly did not think it was cool.
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Dr. Kate Heightmeyer: Now based on what's been described to me, the personification of Colonel Sheppard in everyone's dreams, is behaving much like a sociopath.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Did I have a goatee?
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[Sheppard and McKay are in McKay's dream, rowing towards Atlantis]
Lt. Col. Sheppard: bạn know? This really isn't as strange as bạn made me believe.
Dr. McKay: Oh yeah? What about that?
[McKay points to a clown that appeared behind them]
Lt. Col. Sheppard: I hate clowns.
Travelers [4.05]
[Larrin walks into Sheppard's cell]
Sheppard: What's going on?
[Larrin punches him]
Sheppard: Ow! What was that for?
[Larrin punches him again]
Sheppard: Stop that!
Larrin: I'll stop, if you'll stop lying! bạn broadcasted a signal, didn't you?
Sheppard: Yes.
[Larrin punches him again]
Sheppard: bạn đã đưa ý kiến Stop!
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[A Wraith is about to feed on Larrin, when he notices Sheppard pointing a gun to his head. Little does he know, the gun is empty]
Sheppard: I can see bạn just fed, which means that your regenarating abilities are at maximum. But I seriously doubt bạn can grow a new head.
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McKay: No, there's something you're not telling us - she was hot, wasn't she?
Sheppard: I don't know what you're talking about.
McKay: Aw, I knew it. That is so typical.
Sheppard: She had me beat Rodney! She threatened to kill me several times. It wasn't like we were hanging out in the spa together.
McKay: Whatever. All that I know is that every time I get taken captive, it's the Wraith. Just once, I would like to be taken prisoner bởi the sexy alien.
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Sheppard: Sure bạn wanna go through with this? If bạn don't make it, I'll feel responsible and, well I really don't need the guilt.
Larrin: I'll be fine as long as bạn don't shoot too early. I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard that from a woman.
Sheppard: On the other hand, I might be able to live with it!
Tabula Rasa [4.06]
[telling an unimpressed Rodney about a cactus]
Katie: Well, it doesn't have a name yet, but I'm thinking of calling it - [hesitates] - Rodneyani valosa - after you.
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Dr. Keller: Dr Brown. I see you've brought my number one patient.
Dr. McKay: What? Oh, no, we're not here for me this time.
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Dr. McKay: It started suddenly, and then it just stopped.
Dr. Keller: Okay, well, I appreciate bạn telling me.
Dr. McKay: Aren't bạn gonna do anything?
Dr. Keller: To be honest, I don't see how it's relevant.
Dr. McKay: Well, it's a new symptom. I thought it just might be important.
Dr. Keller: I don't see how a tingling sensation in your knees relates to this condition, especially since you're the only one experiencing it.
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Lt. Col. Sheppard: bạn hiển thị any signs?
Dr. McKay: Headache.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Yeah, same here.
Dr. McKay: Five bucks says bạn start losing your memories first.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Rodney!
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[Dr. McKay is starting to forget things]
Teyla [to Dr. McKay]: What is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter?
Dr. McKay:Well, that's pi, it's 3.14159265 etc, etc... Oh, t-that doesn't count, that's easy.
Teyla: bạn are a scientist, Rodney, that is what bạn care about, that is what bạn will hang on to the longest.
Dr. McKay:Right, right, so... [pause] Wait a minute, doesn't that make me a really bad person?
Teyla:It makes bạn the type of person who is going to save all our lives.
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[Everyone in Atlantis has Mất tích their memory, apart from Teyla and Ronon. Ronon tells Lorne to take out a polaroid from his vest pocket of Sheppard telling Lorne he is the Commanding Officer]
Lt. Col. Sheppard: That's right, I'm your Commanding officer, so bạn should do what I say.
Maj. Lorne: Yes, sir, What are our orders.
[Sheppard, confused for a moment turns to Ronon]
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Do what he says.
Missing [4.07]
Dr. Keller: Ibuprofen. Helps with the pain and swelling.
Teyla: Yes, Dr. McKay uses them frequently, along with antihistamines, antacids, motion-sickness pills…
Dr. Keller: bạn forgot the prescription I wrote him for restless leg syndrome.
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Nabel: You're a doctor, a healer, not a killer.
Dr. Keller: You’re right, I am a healer. But first I need something to heal. [shoots him in the knee]
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[Teyla has caught a squid-looking creature for dinner]
Teyla: The taste leaves much to be desired but it will sustain you.
Dr. Keller: [grimacing] Oh, no thanks. I'm not hungry.
Teyla: bạn should eat.
Dr. Keller: This was my least favourite part of 'Survivor'.
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Ronon: [About the Bola Kai] Don't worry. They're primitive. We can handle them.
Dr. McKay: Define 'primitive'.
Ronon: các câu lạc bộ and arrows.
Dr. McKay: Hey, arrows can hurt!
Ronon: Only if you're stupid enough to get hit in the đít, mông, ass with one.
The Seer [4.08]
[regarding psychic powers]
Dr. McKay: Well, gee, let me think. Umm, no. Look, in a mechanical, Newtonian universe, not a problem. I mean, bạn know enough variables, bạn can predict the outcome; but quantum physics blows that out of the water.
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Dr. McKay: Allow me to make a prediction. This will be a complete waste of time.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: I knew bạn were gonna say that.
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Davos: [to a cynical Rodney] bạn have doubt in your heart.
Dr. McKay: Anyone with a basic understanding of body language could have told bạn that.
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Col. Carter: bạn have had thêm experience with the Wraith than just about anyone, and in particular with this Wraith. bạn have a history.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Well, it's not like we're dating.
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Todd: I believe among your people it is customary to shake hands.
[Todd offers his right hand to Col. Carter. Everyone in the room points their gun at the Wraith. He begins to laugh and waves his hand disparagingly.]
Todd: Just a little Wraith humour. [laughs]
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Ronon: That's it? That's your superweapon?
Dr. McKay: Well, what were bạn expecting?
Ronon: A big gun? Something that goes boom?
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Dr. McKay: Think about it - a single hive off bởi itself out in the middle of nowhere, orbiting a supposedly uninhabited planet. That's bound to raise a few eyebrows - [looks at Todd] - I mean, if bạn had eyebrows.
Miller's Crossing [4.09]
Zelenka: [to Rodney] I cannot sit here waiting for bạn to have an epiphany! I'm losing the will to live!
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Lt. Col. Sheppard: Have bạn learned any new information yet?
Barrett: No, not yet. The NID is liaising with Canadian Security Intelligence Service [pronounced see-sis] on the ground. They are expecting us.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: C-what now?
Dr. McKay: Canadian Security Intelligence Services. They're kind of like your CIA.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: [sarcastically] CSIS, that's the best bạn guys can do, huh?
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[Ronon is dressed in civvies - blue jeans and black jacket]
Ronon: I look dumb!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Helps bạn blend in a little.
Ronon: I'm gonna stand out no matter what bạn dress me in.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: [considering his hair] That's a good point.
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[Rodney is captured and reunited with Jeannie]
Dr. McKay: [looking around the room] What is this, a lab?
Jeannie: Wow, that's some great detective work there, Nancy Drew!
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Wallace: The best doctors in the world have told her to start saying her goodbyes, begin making funeral plans.
Dr. McKay: That's what I'm saying – neither of us are doctors. Look, yes, I have a Ph.D. – two, actually...
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Jeannie: I can't believe I am betting my life on your sense of direction!
Dr. McKay: What are bạn talking about?! I've got an excellent sense of direction!
Jeannie: Oh, really? Remember when we went to West Edmonton Mall and Dad had to call the police to find you?
Dr. McKay: That mall was huge!
Jeannie: There were maps every seven metres!
Dr. McKay: Misleading ones!
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Jeannie: [about Katie Brown] So, are bạn gonna marry her?
Dr. McKay: I don't know.
Jeannie: You've been dating over a năm now.
Dr. McKay: [irritated] I'm aware of that, thank you!
Jeannie: bạn think you're gonna find someone better?
Dr. McKay: No, it's not that.
Jeannie: [laughing] 'Cause you're not!
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Jeannie: The fact that bạn found a nice girl who's willing to put up with all your many little flaws is a miracle.
Dr. McKay: Look -
Jeannie: Plus, physically well - how do I put this? You're no John Sheppard.
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Dr. McKay: Say, bạn and I are about even when it comes to looks right?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Who's been lying to you?
Dr. McKay: No, I'm serious.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: I am too. Who's been lying to you?
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[Ronon is eating in the commissary, looking on in boredom as Walter rambles until Sheppard enters]
Ronon: [hopeful] Tell me bạn have something!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Devlin Medical Technologies.
Ronon: That means...
Lt. Col. Sheppard: You've got somebody to point your gun at.
Ronon: [enthused] Sweet!
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Jeannie: And I'm gonna hold this over your head, for like - forever.
Dr. McKay: Oh, that's totally fair.
Jeannie: Like, you're gonna eat a lot of vegetarian thực phẩm ... and not complain about it.
Dr. McKay: Sure, sure.
Jeannie: And you're gonna read Madison three stories instead of her usual two.
Dr. McKay: Right.
Jeannie: You're gonna buy me a car.
Dr. McKay: Let's not get out of control here...
This Mortal Coil [4.10]
John: [upon seeing his clone] Great. The last time I came face to face with myself I ending up kicking my own ass.
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Replicator Rodney: [excited] Humanity is about benefit from the world's greatest mind - times two.
Rodney: Can bạn imagine?
Replicator John: I'm trying not to.
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Replicator John: Wait a minute. we can't go back to Atlantis because we're a security risk.
John: He - I have a point.
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Replicator John: Have we made any progress?
Replicator Rodney: Yeah, the Gate's not working.
Replicator John: I think we figured that much last week when bạn broke it.
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Rodney: [To Sheppard] If this works, we should be able to track every Aurora-class Replicator ship in the galaxy in realtime.
[A few ships hiển thị up on the screen]
Rodney: Well, that's not so bad. I guess the Wraith have really taken a toll.
[The number of ships doubles]
Rodney: On the other hand, my duplicate did say they were building more.
[The ships double again]
Rodney: A lot more.
[The screen fades out. thêm ships are heard hiển thị up]
Rodney: Oh, crap.
