Sketchy Beginnings
Tawni: Yes, sprinkle us with your Wisconsin funny dust.
Tawni: We Don't want to hear your cheers. Not your sis, not your boom, and not your ba.
Sonny: But what if I have a really awesome baa?
West coast story
Sonny: We were trying to make peace.
Chad: Please, bạn were trying to trap us.
Sonny: Trap you? You've obviously been watching your hiển thị too much. bạn know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.
Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of bạn to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed bởi a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because bạn wish for something doesn't make it so.
Sonny: Oh, Chad Dylan--
Chad: Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]
Sonny: (staring at Chad) What just happened?
Chad: bạn know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!
Chad: Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for bạn on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.
Sonny: My problem is everything my friends...and Tawni told me about bạn was true.
Sonny at the falls
Sonny Munroe: This is last bạn will see of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.
Tawni, Nico, Grady, Zora: Yeah.
Nico: We have names!
Chad: Yeah, but remembering them would take effort and interest and...excuse
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall,and I like saying I banned Zac Efron.
Sonny: bạn wanna know what I think about that? I'll tell bạn what I think about that...... TAKE WHAT bạn CAN AND RUN!!!
Grady: this is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her... not that i watch it
Nico: not that i watch it either, but that was never an episode.
You've got người hâm mộ mail
Sonny: Why are bạn helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Somebody... wanted to try on a werid beard.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Beards.
Chad: Cares.
Sonny: Gotcha!
Tanwi: Any người hâm mộ of Sonny's is a người hâm mộ of mine! Right?
Sonny as Eric: Not necessarily.
Chad: (sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are bạn Weird Beard?
Sonny: Why do bạn care?
Chad: I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Sonny: Well, I sent myself a người hâm mộ letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the người hâm mộ I'm pretending to be.
Chad: Why would bạn write yourself a người hâm mộ letter?
Sonny: Because I Mất tích faith in myself.
Chad: Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. bạn start doubting your abilities, wondering whether bạn were good enough and whether bạn deserve to be on TV.
Sonny: So you've been through this before?
Chad: No, no. No, but I made bạn think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
Sonny: Those are all for me!
Tawni: No! They're all for-Sonny?
Sonny: You've been hiding my người hâm mộ mail.
Tawni: You're pretending to be your own fan?
Sonny: bạn committed mail fraud!
Tawni: bạn committed người hâm mộ fraud!
Sonny: người hâm mộ fraud's not illegal!
Tawni: Mail fraud's not embarrassing!
Cheater girls
Tawni: Are bạn insulting me with geometry?
Three's Not Company
Chad: So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing bạn at my party tonight?
Sonny: Yeah. As much as I'd tình yêu to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.
Chad: So bạn were the no? bạn were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale hoặc a Montana.
Fast Friends
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my yêu thích member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago bạn are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving chó towards bowls of thực phẩm that I lovingly lay out for them. bạn know why I tình yêu puppies.
Sonny: (after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
Sonny With a Chance of Dating
Chad: Sonny.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny: Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased bởi bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston trà Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my hiển thị brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my hiển thị has viewers.
James Conroy: bạn know, for something bạn đã đưa ý kiến was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, bạn know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Chad: Bart! (Bart comes out)
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. (sirens go)
Tawni: What is your hiển thị even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our giáng sinh episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do bạn want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are bạn wearing a bib?
Chad: bạn jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do bạn want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never đã đưa ý kiến I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care!
Sonny: Do bạn really think I would Kiss you?
Chad: Well, that's what I'm putting on my blog. (Rolls across cantine floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: Yeah, we, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
Sonny and the Studio Brat
Tawni: [holding up magazine hiển thị MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do bạn see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]
Grady: Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Nico: Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Tawni: Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?
Later - The Basement - Tawni dancing.
Grady: [holding a sword] This isn't Narnia!
Chad: (Chad's voicemail) xin chào you've reached Chad Dylan Cooper. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, because if bạn were important enough, you'd have the number to my phone I answer!
Sonny: Let's go get some ice-cream
Dakota: (looks at Mackenzie falls poster) Mackenzie Falls shoots here. I had no idea. I tình yêu Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Yeah, so does Chad Dylan Cooper.
Chad: (scared) Oh Daddy?
Sonny: Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at bạn for yelling at his daughter!
Mr. Condor: Sonny, bạn brought my precious Angel to a Hollywood club?
(Sonny and Chad start backing away)
Chad: Looks like he's mad at you.
Mr. Condor: Oh no, he's mad at bạn too!
Sonny: Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Chad: Trust me it's really not that funny.
Promises, Prom-misses
Sonny: Well, Chad, bạn were right. All proms end in disaster.
Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really? Because sometimes, I heard, bạn get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Sonny smiles and takes a headphone]
[they start slow dancing]
Sonny: This is sweet.
Chad: I have my moments.
Sonny: bạn gonna press play?
Chad: Oh, right.
Chad: Oh xin chào Sonny.
Sonny: Sorry Chad, can't talk, I'm in a hurry.
Chad: Oh right, right that whole secret prom, (Sonny turns around) They're not that much of a secret when every kid on the lot is walking around with flyers that read 'Secret Prom!'
Sonny: Aren't bạn exited? I'm even exited about how exited I am!
Chad: Yeah, we're not really feeling that over at the Falls...mostly we just think it's dumb?
Sonny: Well, if bạn think it's so dumb, then maybe bạn and your little snobby Những người bạn at Mackenzie Falls shouldn't come.
Chad: Well maybe we won't.
Sonny: Good! 'Cause your officially uninvited.
Chad: Good 'Cause we officially wouldn't have come anyway.
Sonny: You're only saying that cause I just uninvited you.
Chad: bạn only uninvited me because I just đã đưa ý kiến I didn't wanna come.
Sonny: Are we done here?
Chad: Oh we're beyond done.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: So we're good?
Chad: Oh we're so good.
Sonny: I can't believe I missed it! (bumps into Chad)
Chad: Whoa, watch it.
Sonny: Chad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)
Chad: Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.
Sonny: (nods) They don't like bạn either?
Chad: Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've Phép thuật you. What's up with you?
Sonny: Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back trang chủ and I just got some pictures from my best friend.
Chad: Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.
Sonny: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Chad: Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my ngày turns out to be my long Mất tích sister...
Sonny: What? Chad those are fake proms.
Chad: Fake proms, real proms they all stink.
Sonny: No they don't! They're romantic! bạn know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.
Chad: And then he gets hit in the head bởi a faulty disco ball, episode 16!
Sonny: bạn know what Chad? bạn wouldn't know real romance if it punched bạn in the face. In fact bạn wouldn't know a real cú đấm in the face if it punched bạn in the face, because there is nothing real about you.
Chad: Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.
Sonny: Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?
Sonny: Good!
(Sonny walks in điểm thưởng house)
Sonny: Good!
Chad: (on phone) Good.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good
Sonny: Good! and goodbye! (hangs up cell phone) Chad says hi!
Sonny: Chad? What are bạn doing here? bạn weren't invited.
Chad: Oh bạn see, I was invited, but I didn't wanna go, so then I got uninvited so now I had to go. (walks into prom)
Sonny: No no no no no no no. (blocks him) You're not going into my prom before I do
Marshall: Sweetheart, look, I have nothing against proms, but if I let bạn have a prom I have to give in to everybody.Nico gets his carnival, Grady gets his puppet show. We'll all be living in Tawnitown. Is that what bạn want? Do bạn want to be living in Tawni town?
Sonny: I... hear it's a heck of a town?
Sonny: Ok, I think we've đã đưa ý kiến it enough times. (grins) We're having a secret prom!
Grady: Ah, how come bạn got to say it again?
Sonny: Because I wrote the book.
Tawni: I thought bạn checked out a book?
Grady: Oh, wait, I'm confused.
Sonny: (sighs) Ok, there's no book, but we're having a prom.
Nico: A secret prom though?
Sonny: Yes. Are we all on the same page?!
Grady: Whoa, wait. There's a page??
Sonny: (throws hands up in frustration) Really?!
The Heartbreak Kids
Chad: Then bạn and me are going to have to go to Lookout Mountain.
Sonny: I'm not going to lookout mountain with you. That's a ngày place.
Chad: Do bạn want them broken up?
Sonny: Yes.
Chad: Pick bạn up at eight. (winks at sonny)
Sonny: (smiles)
Sonny: How it this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshal?
Chad: It's all in the script.
Sonny: What script?!
Chad: (takes out Makenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!
Sonny: (takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh..This is your plan? This isn't real; this is a show!
Chad: Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...
Nico: Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!
Chad: Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.
Sonny: And that gets the girl to break up with him...
Chad: Exactly!
Sonny: Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST hiển thị I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)
Chad: Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless bạn like the chewy tastes of worms...
Sonny: Nico, put your head back on!
Sonny: With this.(holds up a salt shaker)
Grady: A magic salt shaker?
Sonny: If anyone gets caught eat the instructions!Got any questions?(Grady raises his hand)Yes Grady?
Grady: What happens if I've already eaten lunch,I'm kinda full,do I still have to eat the instructions?
Sonny: Yes.
Grady: Well can bạn put the instructions on cake?
Sonny: No!
Grady: Cookies?
Sonny: No! NOW GO! GO! GO!
(Nico and Grady march out the room)
Sonny:(to Tawni) bạn wanna go get some cake?
Tawni: Ooh...and cookies.
Sonny: I can't just come between love.
Tawni: I don't want bạn to come between it,I want bạn to crush it!
Battle of the Network Stars
Selena: [Through megaphone] bạn TWO ARE...PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Chad: Wait, wait! So you're leaving my movie?
Selena: Heh, I don't need this! I was in Camp Hiphop! [walks away]
Sonny: Okay, bye Selena! It was nice working with you! Awww, she seems nice. I should call her.
Chad: Why? You're gonna become BFFs with Selena Gomez?
Sonny: Pfft... It could happen! So... do bạn really think I have pretty hair?
Chad: I dunno... Do bạn really think I have sparkly eyes?
Sonny: I dunno... Well one of them is.
Chad: So...you wanna be in my movie? I kind of need a Sonny.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine. I’ll set bạn up an audition. Nine o’clock?
Sonny: Really, Chad? Really?
Chad: (into the megaphone, quickly) Fine. bạn got the part.
Sonny:Sorry it's just...this is the type of thing Chad does just to push my buttons.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Has buttons.
Chad: Oh Sonny, try to stop yourself from falling in tình yêu with me, I beg you!
Sonny: (rolls her eyes)
Selena: I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream, and meeting bạn was the biggest dream of all.
Sonny: Ok CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!
Chad: Again! Really?
Selena: It's okay Chad. She's helping me out.
Sonny: Okay now Selena, remember your biggest dream is to be on So Random! Chad is just a monster who wakes bạn up! (glares at Chad)and remember that bạn hate him! bạn just really, really hate him! (Chad glares at sonny) Action. (walks off set)
Chad: Sonny-
Sonny: Oh and one thêm thing! He is the worst actor of our generation!
Chad: BART!(Bart comes out and gives Chad a megaphone) CUT! CUT! Stop the lying!
Sonny: bạn stop the lying!
Chad: bạn stop the lying!
Selena: STOP! STOP BEING- STOP, JUST STOP IT!
(Nico and Grady walk into the prophouse and find their lookalikes are gone.)
Nico: Hey, where'd we go? (Tawni walks in)
Tawni: I forgot something.
Grady: Wha--- (Tawni slaps him and walks out)
Nico: Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
Grady: What did I do?
Chad: [In Megaphone] Yes Take That Selena!
Sonny: [In Megaphone] In Your Face Gomez!
Tales From The điểm thưởng House
Sonny: (on phone) Chad can we talk this out like normal people? He đã đưa ý kiến he's on his way back.
Chad: (bursts in on forklift)
Cast: (screams)&(Hides)
Chad: So what do bạn wanna discuss?
Sonny: Oh. It's a signed picture...of you.
Chad: look how its signed.
Sonny: 'To my biggest fan: I sorry T.V.'s Chad Dylan Cooper' Aww. I'm touched! That's so sweet Chad!
Sonny's In The phòng bếp, nhà bếp With Dinner
Chad: (pointing to a magazine with Sonny and Hayden kissing on the cover) Who is this guy?!
Tawni: The tình yêu of my life!
Chad: (voice high)THEN WHY IS SHE kissing HIM?!
Tawni: I DON'T KNOW!
Sonny: I told bạn it was the Kiss cam!
Nico: Sonny...
Sonny: IT WAS THE Kiss CAM!
(Chad bursts into Sonny's apartment)
Chad: Freeze!
Tawni: Don't touch my purse!
Hayden: Chad Dylan Cooper! This is awesome. What are doing here?
Chad: I got a weird call from Sonny's cell. I heard screaming and crushing metal, so I cut my massage to an giờ and rushed right over!
Chad: bạn mean (takes out tickets) these?
Sonny: Thanks Chad! (reaches for tickets)
Chad: Ah. (moves tickets out of Sonny's reach)Not so fast. I have these tickets because?
Sonny: (smiles) You're the ngôi sao of Mackenzie Falls, the number one tween show.
Chad: Oh! That's worth one! (hands her one) (Sonny nods)
Sonny: and.. bạn have the best tasting sandwich, bánh sandwich in the whole cafeteria!
Chad: (fake gasps) Here's number two. (gives her the một giây ticket) bạn wanna go for three?
Sonny: Can't.
Chad: Oooh, say it!
Sonny: I won't. (Chad waves ticket is Sonny's face)
Chad: Say it.
Sonny: (muffled) You're..the greatest actor of our gener-ation....
Chad: (hands her the third ticket) Enjoy the game. (Sonny smiles at him)
Sonny In The Middle
Sonny: Oh, xin chào Chad.
Chad: When's the party starting?
Sonny: This is it.
Chad:(confused) These look like the people who usally WORK at Mackenzie Falls parties.
Sonny: (Bumps in the tường and the chair lights up) Yeah, it lights up! It's a cool seat.(rolls away on chair)
Guess Who's Coming To Guest Star
Chad: And finally after we kiss, you'll be hooked.
Sonny: After we what?!
Chad: Kiss, four little letters just like my name.
Sonny: And you're nuts! Four little letters, just like your name!
Chad: Now I know what you're doing; bạn don't wanna look me in the eyes.
Sonny: Pffft! What are bạn talking about?
Chad: Fine. Then take off the hat.
Sonny: Fine. (takes off hat to reveal a smaller hat)
Chad: You're wearing a hat under a hat? Phew! bạn had the dream, didn't you?
(Sonny's eyes widens) Yeah, it's OK. Tisdale wore 6 hats, but that didn't stop destiny.
Sonny: There is no destiny! There is no bạn and me! There is no- Wow. I never realized what a deep shade of blue your eyes are.
(both lean into kiss)
Sonny: (snapping out of it) Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!
Chad: Ah, getting Mất tích in me eyes. Check! Now then all that's left is the kiss.
Sonny: (takes off hat) bạn know what?! I will not Kiss you! Not in a million years! bạn and I don't Kiss not now, not ever!
Marshal: (comes out of nowhere) bạn two are gonna kiss!
Sonny: Let's just get this sketch over with.
Chad: Alright, but after it happens, bạn know we're gonna be in love.
Sonny: We?
Chad: (stammering) Yo-you I đã đưa ý kiến you.
Sonny: bạn đã đưa ý kiến we.
Chad: OK fine, but we is my nickname for you! We happy?
Cookie Monster
Sonny: (holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe bạn didn't even thank me for saving your life.
Chad: (holding back Dakota) Look, I will have bạn know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.
Sonny: Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
(Chad and Sonny put Dakota and Zora down)
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking!
Chad: Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.
(Dakota holds Chad back while Zora holds Sonny back)
Sonny: Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!
Dakota: xin chào Monroe, gimme your muffin!
Sonny: Anything bạn want!
Dakota: Hi Chad! How about joining me for lunch?
Chad: Oh hi Dakota. Yeah I'd tình yêu to. Actually I'm due on set for rehearsal.
Dakota: Not if my daddy cancels your show.
Chad: (high voice) Oh what are we having?
Zora: Hi Chad. How would the greatest actor of this generation like to buy a box of cookies?
Chad: (takes out money) bạn had me at greatest actor of this generation.
Sonny: I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
Mrs. Mongergoure: Sonny Monroe, bạn will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny if still crying.]
Sonny: My friend never got to realize her dream.
Tawni: Im not really paying attention. And I can already tell this freind of your's is you.
Zora: Well would bạn hoặc your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
Sonny: bạn know what put me down for a box
Zora: ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
Zora: It's the only record I don't currently hold!
Tawni: (with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?
Sonny: bạn know what the joker's right.
Sonny so far
(Chad, Sonny and Tawni all look towards screen) (shows a clip of Chad and Sonny)
Tawni: Whoa.
Sonny: Where did bạn get that?
Gilroy: Didn't know bạn were being filmed, huh? Apparently someone in Makenzie Falls doesn't like Sonny very much. So as we say on the show.....GOTCHA!
Sonny: What? bạn 'gotched' nothing, alright? That was totally taken out of context.
Gilroy: That's what I do! If I were to wait for things to be in context I would not have a show. Still, seems the two of bạn of a little something, something going on... care to comment?
Sonny: I can't believe Gilroy tried to do that to us!
Chad: Yeah, the guy's a jerk. I can't believe I read that book for nothing.
Sonny: bạn know, Tawni and I made a pact earlier that we wouldn't tell anyone secrets, and I think that we should probably do the same thing.
Chad: Okay fine, I didn't read the book! (Sonny looks at him) Wha-oh no, bạn were talking about the us, (Sonny nods) yeah, we don't have secrets!....Do we?
Sonny: Uh-I don't know, do we?
(Sonny and Chad on the monitor)
Sonny: I mean, what if it's something like us, liking each other...
Chad: Yeah, I mean don't really wanna talk about my feelings in front of a live studio audience.
Sonny: Yeah, yeah yeah right, I mean especially feelings we've never talked about before.
Chad: Yeah..you have feelings?
Sonny: yeah,Do bạn have feelings?
Chad: I-I mean since you're really asking...it's just two of us....
Sonny: Right! I mean this time there's no cameras hoặc anything.
Chad: Yeah, I really...I just....
Sonny: No, listen. It's what I'm here for. (Chad smiles at her) bạn go first!
Chad: No bạn go first.
Sonny: No bạn g- ok same time.
Chad: Yeah.
Sonny: One... two...
Chad: I was gonna say that yeah, um, 2 and a half?
(Tanwi grabs the remote and turns off camera)
Walk A Mile In My Pants
Sonny: xin chào Chad. Did bạn hear about my Walk-a-Thon for books?
Chad: Oh yes, we did. And I have to say Sonny, bạn are very inspiring,thats why I tình yêu bạn sonny.
Sonny: Well, we have so much. It's important that we give back.
Chad: (laughs) Aah, I meant bạn inspired me to have a Walk-a-Thon against your Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (Pauses to look at the flyer Chad handed to her) A Walk-a-thon against books? How could bạn be against sách Chad ?
Chad: That's easy. The thêm bạn read, the less bạn watch MacKenzie Falls.
Sonny: That's your cause Chad, To get people to watch thêm TV? your are such a jerk.
Chad: Are bạn not listening? It's to get them to read less. I'll see bạn at the Walk-a-Thon to read less books. (turns and turns back around) I've got something to tell bạn Sonny. We're gonna raise thêm money than you.
Sonny: For what?
Chad: Not buy books.
Sonny: That makes no sense.
Chad: Aah. Guess all that đọc you're doing isn't making bạn any smarter now, is it? See ya.
Chad: We're gonna look hotter than bạn at the Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (laughs) Giving back is whats hot!
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.
Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here! I need to tell bạn something, in case I don't make it.
Sonny: Okay.
Chad: I love...
Sonny: Yes?
Chad: I mean I deeply love..
Sonny: Go on!
Chad: ...that thêm kids are đọc less sách because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: (lets go of Chad's hand and touches his forehead) Oh no! I think you're coming down with P.F.S. too!
Chad: What's that!?
Sonny: (picks up pillow) cái gối, gối in the Face Syndrome! (hits Chad with pillow)
Doctor: Ms. Monroe!
Sonny: Yeah, just fluffing Doc! (throws cái gối, gối at Chad and walks over to the doctor)
Chad: Give it to me straight, doctor! I can take it.
Doctor: bạn have L.B.S.
Chad: (gasps) Leaving Boy Syndrome?!
Doctor: No. Lack of Book Syndrome! Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome! lbs is also the abbreviation of pounds, (starts poking Chad), which is what bạn are going to gain if bạn don't stop watching yourself on T.V.
Chad: Can't bạn just cut my pants off? bạn know how bạn do?
Doctor: Read two books, then call me in the morning, Mr. Cooper. (hands Chad a perscription)
Chad: (Looks at perscription) Actually it's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore, I removed your Dylan while bạn were under.
Chad: NO! What did bạn do to it?!
Doctor: I gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it! (Opens curtains to reveal Grady)
Doctor: Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: I got my Dylan. I've been waiting for 2 years!
Chad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (cries) WHY?!
(Chad wakes up)
Chad: I must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books. That was horrible! (closes book)
Sonny: We have to make this work.The only way we can get Tawni to walk with us,is if we wear her jeans,because her những người hâm mộ will see her on TV,us wearing her jeans,sell her thêm jeans,raise thêm money for books,and less money for no books, and everyone wins except Chad!
Nico: We're gonna need a butt-horn for the butt-horn,'cause this baby ain't coming out.
Sonny:(to Tawni) About the butt-horn, bạn might want to re-think the placement of your face.
Tawni: I'd rather crawl hot then walk ugly.
Sonny Get Your Goat
Tawni: I don't know why you're packing, you're not going anywhere until bạn apologize!
Sonny: I don't know why you're packing because I'm not apologizing!
Tawni: Of course you're apologizing it's your thing, bạn apologize. It's the vòng tròn of life (Pretends to draw a vòng tròn in the air) cir-cle!
Sonny: And here's what I think about bạn (Makes hand motion) cir-cle (Pretends to grab circle)
Tawni: (Gasp) What are bạn doing to my circle?!
Sonny: I'm ripping it! (Pretends to rip circle)
Tawni: Give me that! (They start fighting for the circle)
Sonny: Got it! (Tawni cries)
Sonny: Let Tawni have her fancy european adventure,let her be mobbed bởi adoring fans,let her be wooed bởi gorgeous boy with accents...
Marshal: Pushed bạn out,didn't she?
Sonny: Yeah.
Gassie Passes
Sonny: (to Gassie) bạn know, I used to have a dog just like bạn in Wisconsin. Yeah, except he was a chó săn nhỏ, beagle with three legs and one eye. We called him Lucky! Or... hoặc Limpy. hoặc Blindy. But, bạn know, it didn't matter what we called him because he was deaf too!
Sonny: I didn't come here to argue I came here to give Gassie some dog time. Beneath the trees and on grass...
Chad: Except the cỏ is plastic and the trees are cardboard(through the bull-horn)THIS IS A SET.
Sonny: Good then what Gassie is doing to that bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush over there wont kill it.
(looking at the Gassie & We movie poster)
Tawni: Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?
Sonny: Well, I'm not sure that it is.
(lunch-box lets out a farting sound)
Sonny: Gross! bạn want people to buy that and then put thực phẩm in it?
Zora: Gross sells sister.
Dakota: bạn have have very nice blue eyes.
Grady: Why thank you.
Dakota: It'd be a shame if bạn Mất tích one of them!
Grady: Yeah it would.
Dakota: Now hand me to the Matador!(Grady hands her to Nico)
Nico: Hola?
Chad: bạn just found out your boyfriend's a vampire,you're scared,you're confused,you have two holes in your neck what do bạn do? AND ACTION!
Sonny with a Song
Chad: "Bangs and Fangs" we all get awesome hair and get bitten bởi vampires.
Nico: Is your hiển thị written bởi monkeys?
Chad: Chad Dylan Cooper fears nothing.
Sonny: Spiders.
Chad: Not the little ones.
Sonny: Heights.
Chad: Not the little ones.
To be continued....
P.S.
Sorry if there are any mistakes.The things I wrote were the trích dẫn I remembered. Feel free to correct the mistakes in the bình luận section and feel free to add some of your fav. SWAC quotes.
Tawni: Yes, sprinkle us with your Wisconsin funny dust.
Tawni: We Don't want to hear your cheers. Not your sis, not your boom, and not your ba.
Sonny: But what if I have a really awesome baa?
West coast story
Sonny: We were trying to make peace.
Chad: Please, bạn were trying to trap us.
Sonny: Trap you? You've obviously been watching your hiển thị too much. bạn know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.
Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of bạn to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed bởi a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because bạn wish for something doesn't make it so.
Sonny: Oh, Chad Dylan--
Chad: Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]
Sonny: (staring at Chad) What just happened?
Chad: bạn know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!
Chad: Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for bạn on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.
Sonny: My problem is everything my friends...and Tawni told me about bạn was true.
Sonny at the falls
Sonny Munroe: This is last bạn will see of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.
Tawni, Nico, Grady, Zora: Yeah.
Nico: We have names!
Chad: Yeah, but remembering them would take effort and interest and...excuse
Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: Because it's my wall,and I like saying I banned Zac Efron.
Sonny: bạn wanna know what I think about that? I'll tell bạn what I think about that...... TAKE WHAT bạn CAN AND RUN!!!
Grady: this is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her... not that i watch it
Nico: not that i watch it either, but that was never an episode.
You've got người hâm mộ mail
Sonny: Why are bạn helping me?
Chad: I'm not helping you. I just wanted to try on the beard.
Sonny: Sounds like somebody cares.
Chad: Somebody... wanted to try on a werid beard.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Cares.
Chad: Beards.
Sonny: Beards.
Chad: Cares.
Sonny: Gotcha!
Tanwi: Any người hâm mộ of Sonny's is a người hâm mộ of mine! Right?
Sonny as Eric: Not necessarily.
Chad: (sees Sonny putting "Eric" into a box) I knew I recognized you. You're Weird Beard. Why are bạn Weird Beard?
Sonny: Why do bạn care?
Chad: I don't know. Let's give it a shot.
Sonny: Well, I sent myself a người hâm mộ letter, pretended to be my own fan, and now I get to go out on stage and meet the người hâm mộ I'm pretending to be.
Chad: Why would bạn write yourself a người hâm mộ letter?
Sonny: Because I Mất tích faith in myself.
Chad: Oh. Classic case of actor insecurity. bạn start doubting your abilities, wondering whether bạn were good enough and whether bạn deserve to be on TV.
Sonny: So you've been through this before?
Chad: No, no. No, but I made bạn think I had which is why I'll never go through it. Whew!
Sonny: Those are all for me!
Tawni: No! They're all for-Sonny?
Sonny: You've been hiding my người hâm mộ mail.
Tawni: You're pretending to be your own fan?
Sonny: bạn committed mail fraud!
Tawni: bạn committed người hâm mộ fraud!
Sonny: người hâm mộ fraud's not illegal!
Tawni: Mail fraud's not embarrassing!
Cheater girls
Tawni: Are bạn insulting me with geometry?
Three's Not Company
Chad: So I, uh, guess I'll be seeing bạn at my party tonight?
Sonny: Yeah. As much as I'd tình yêu to come bask in the glory of your Chadness, I can't make it.
Chad: So bạn were the no? bạn were the one person I invited who's not coming? Wow. I always knew this would happen to me someday. I just really expected it to come from a Tisdale hoặc a Montana.
Fast Friends
Chad: Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny: Actually, we can't stand each other.
Chad: And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny: Which apparently is starting today.
Chad: Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my yêu thích member of So Random.
Sonny: Really?
Chad: Yes, really. Santiago bạn are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
Santiago Heraldo: You've got some dog's to shove.
Chad: Shoving chó towards bowls of thực phẩm that I lovingly lay out for them. bạn know why I tình yêu puppies.
Sonny: (after Chad hands her a puppy) Oh, he's so cute!
Chad: Yeah, when I saw him I thought of you.
Sonny: That's a compliment, right?
Chad: Of course.
Sonny: Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
Chad: And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny: It's your fault.
Chad: Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny: Yes. It is. Really!
Sonny With a Chance of Dating
Chad: Sonny.
Sonny: Chad.
Chad: Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny: Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased bởi bad boy bank robber.
Chad: Let me guess, Life of the Boston trà Party.
Sonny: Well, at least my hiển thị brings joy to the viewers.
Chad: At least my hiển thị has viewers.
James Conroy: bạn know, for something bạn đã đưa ý kiến was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny: Oh, well, bạn know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Chad: Bart! (Bart comes out)
Tawni: Not that idiot. James. Yeah, the one who's going out with Sonny tonight.
Chad: I'm sorry, what?
Tawni: James, Sonny, date, tonight.
Chad: Date? Sonny? Tonight? James?
Tawni: So where is he?
Chad: Right now he's breaking into the first bank of MacKenzie Falls. (sirens go)
Tawni: What is your hiển thị even about?
Chad: Oh, this week's our giáng sinh episode. Yeah, in the end he realizes he had a wonderful life.
Tawni: Look, just tell James to back off of Sonny.
Chad: Why do bạn want him to back off Sonny?
Tawni: Why are bạn wearing a bib?
Chad: bạn jealous?
Tawni: I have my own bib!
Chad: Not of the bib, of Sonny! What...?
Tawni: No. I'm trying to protect her. Why do bạn want him to back off Sonny?
Chad: I... never đã đưa ý kiến I did.
Tawni: Oh, your lips say I don't care, but your eyes say I do care!
Sonny: Do bạn really think I would Kiss you?
Chad: Well, that's what I'm putting on my blog. (Rolls across cantine floor) Peace out suckas! Blahaa!
Sonny: Okay. (puts her head on Chad's shoulder) This is nice... in theory.
Chad: Yeah, we, uh ... make a good couple. Hypothetically.
Sonny and the Studio Brat
Tawni: [holding up magazine hiển thị MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do bạn see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]
Grady: Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.
Nico: Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.
Tawni: Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.
Grady: We're going to Narnia?
Later - The Basement - Tawni dancing.
Grady: [holding a sword] This isn't Narnia!
Chad: (Chad's voicemail) xin chào you've reached Chad Dylan Cooper. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, because if bạn were important enough, you'd have the number to my phone I answer!
Sonny: Let's go get some ice-cream
Dakota: (looks at Mackenzie falls poster) Mackenzie Falls shoots here. I had no idea. I tình yêu Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: Yeah, so does Chad Dylan Cooper.
Chad: (scared) Oh Daddy?
Sonny: Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at bạn for yelling at his daughter!
Mr. Condor: Sonny, bạn brought my precious Angel to a Hollywood club?
(Sonny and Chad start backing away)
Chad: Looks like he's mad at you.
Mr. Condor: Oh no, he's mad at bạn too!
Sonny: Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Chad: Trust me it's really not that funny.
Promises, Prom-misses
Sonny: Well, Chad, bạn were right. All proms end in disaster.
Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really? Because sometimes, I heard, bạn get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Sonny smiles and takes a headphone]
[they start slow dancing]
Sonny: This is sweet.
Chad: I have my moments.
Sonny: bạn gonna press play?
Chad: Oh, right.
Chad: Oh xin chào Sonny.
Sonny: Sorry Chad, can't talk, I'm in a hurry.
Chad: Oh right, right that whole secret prom, (Sonny turns around) They're not that much of a secret when every kid on the lot is walking around with flyers that read 'Secret Prom!'
Sonny: Aren't bạn exited? I'm even exited about how exited I am!
Chad: Yeah, we're not really feeling that over at the Falls...mostly we just think it's dumb?
Sonny: Well, if bạn think it's so dumb, then maybe bạn and your little snobby Những người bạn at Mackenzie Falls shouldn't come.
Chad: Well maybe we won't.
Sonny: Good! 'Cause your officially uninvited.
Chad: Good 'Cause we officially wouldn't have come anyway.
Sonny: You're only saying that cause I just uninvited you.
Chad: bạn only uninvited me because I just đã đưa ý kiến I didn't wanna come.
Sonny: Are we done here?
Chad: Oh we're beyond done.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: So we're good?
Chad: Oh we're so good.
Sonny: I can't believe I missed it! (bumps into Chad)
Chad: Whoa, watch it.
Sonny: Chad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)
Chad: Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.
Sonny: (nods) They don't like bạn either?
Chad: Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've Phép thuật you. What's up with you?
Sonny: Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back trang chủ and I just got some pictures from my best friend.
Chad: Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.
Sonny: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Chad: Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my ngày turns out to be my long Mất tích sister...
Sonny: What? Chad those are fake proms.
Chad: Fake proms, real proms they all stink.
Sonny: No they don't! They're romantic! bạn know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.
Chad: And then he gets hit in the head bởi a faulty disco ball, episode 16!
Sonny: bạn know what Chad? bạn wouldn't know real romance if it punched bạn in the face. In fact bạn wouldn't know a real cú đấm in the face if it punched bạn in the face, because there is nothing real about you.
Chad: Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.
Sonny: Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?
Sonny: Good!
(Sonny walks in điểm thưởng house)
Sonny: Good!
Chad: (on phone) Good.
Sonny: Good!
Chad: Good
Sonny: Good! and goodbye! (hangs up cell phone) Chad says hi!
Sonny: Chad? What are bạn doing here? bạn weren't invited.
Chad: Oh bạn see, I was invited, but I didn't wanna go, so then I got uninvited so now I had to go. (walks into prom)
Sonny: No no no no no no no. (blocks him) You're not going into my prom before I do
Marshall: Sweetheart, look, I have nothing against proms, but if I let bạn have a prom I have to give in to everybody.Nico gets his carnival, Grady gets his puppet show. We'll all be living in Tawnitown. Is that what bạn want? Do bạn want to be living in Tawni town?
Sonny: I... hear it's a heck of a town?
Sonny: Ok, I think we've đã đưa ý kiến it enough times. (grins) We're having a secret prom!
Grady: Ah, how come bạn got to say it again?
Sonny: Because I wrote the book.
Tawni: I thought bạn checked out a book?
Grady: Oh, wait, I'm confused.
Sonny: (sighs) Ok, there's no book, but we're having a prom.
Nico: A secret prom though?
Sonny: Yes. Are we all on the same page?!
Grady: Whoa, wait. There's a page??
Sonny: (throws hands up in frustration) Really?!
The Heartbreak Kids
Chad: Then bạn and me are going to have to go to Lookout Mountain.
Sonny: I'm not going to lookout mountain with you. That's a ngày place.
Chad: Do bạn want them broken up?
Sonny: Yes.
Chad: Pick bạn up at eight. (winks at sonny)
Sonny: (smiles)
Sonny: How it this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshal?
Chad: It's all in the script.
Sonny: What script?!
Chad: (takes out Makenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!
Sonny: (takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh..This is your plan? This isn't real; this is a show!
Chad: Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...
Nico: Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!
Chad: Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.
Sonny: And that gets the girl to break up with him...
Chad: Exactly!
Sonny: Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST hiển thị I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)
Chad: Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless bạn like the chewy tastes of worms...
Sonny: Nico, put your head back on!
Sonny: With this.(holds up a salt shaker)
Grady: A magic salt shaker?
Sonny: If anyone gets caught eat the instructions!Got any questions?(Grady raises his hand)Yes Grady?
Grady: What happens if I've already eaten lunch,I'm kinda full,do I still have to eat the instructions?
Sonny: Yes.
Grady: Well can bạn put the instructions on cake?
Sonny: No!
Grady: Cookies?
Sonny: No! NOW GO! GO! GO!
(Nico and Grady march out the room)
Sonny:(to Tawni) bạn wanna go get some cake?
Tawni: Ooh...and cookies.
Sonny: I can't just come between love.
Tawni: I don't want bạn to come between it,I want bạn to crush it!
Battle of the Network Stars
Selena: [Through megaphone] bạn TWO ARE...PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Chad: Wait, wait! So you're leaving my movie?
Selena: Heh, I don't need this! I was in Camp Hiphop! [walks away]
Sonny: Okay, bye Selena! It was nice working with you! Awww, she seems nice. I should call her.
Chad: Why? You're gonna become BFFs with Selena Gomez?
Sonny: Pfft... It could happen! So... do bạn really think I have pretty hair?
Chad: I dunno... Do bạn really think I have sparkly eyes?
Sonny: I dunno... Well one of them is.
Chad: So...you wanna be in my movie? I kind of need a Sonny.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine. I’ll set bạn up an audition. Nine o’clock?
Sonny: Really, Chad? Really?
Chad: (into the megaphone, quickly) Fine. bạn got the part.
Sonny:Sorry it's just...this is the type of thing Chad does just to push my buttons.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Has buttons.
Chad: Oh Sonny, try to stop yourself from falling in tình yêu with me, I beg you!
Sonny: (rolls her eyes)
Selena: I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream, and meeting bạn was the biggest dream of all.
Sonny: Ok CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!
Chad: Again! Really?
Selena: It's okay Chad. She's helping me out.
Sonny: Okay now Selena, remember your biggest dream is to be on So Random! Chad is just a monster who wakes bạn up! (glares at Chad)and remember that bạn hate him! bạn just really, really hate him! (Chad glares at sonny) Action. (walks off set)
Chad: Sonny-
Sonny: Oh and one thêm thing! He is the worst actor of our generation!
Chad: BART!(Bart comes out and gives Chad a megaphone) CUT! CUT! Stop the lying!
Sonny: bạn stop the lying!
Chad: bạn stop the lying!
Selena: STOP! STOP BEING- STOP, JUST STOP IT!
(Nico and Grady walk into the prophouse and find their lookalikes are gone.)
Nico: Hey, where'd we go? (Tawni walks in)
Tawni: I forgot something.
Grady: Wha--- (Tawni slaps him and walks out)
Nico: Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
Grady: What did I do?
Chad: [In Megaphone] Yes Take That Selena!
Sonny: [In Megaphone] In Your Face Gomez!
Tales From The điểm thưởng House
Sonny: (on phone) Chad can we talk this out like normal people? He đã đưa ý kiến he's on his way back.
Chad: (bursts in on forklift)
Cast: (screams)&(Hides)
Chad: So what do bạn wanna discuss?
Sonny: Oh. It's a signed picture...of you.
Chad: look how its signed.
Sonny: 'To my biggest fan: I sorry T.V.'s Chad Dylan Cooper' Aww. I'm touched! That's so sweet Chad!
Sonny's In The phòng bếp, nhà bếp With Dinner
Chad: (pointing to a magazine with Sonny and Hayden kissing on the cover) Who is this guy?!
Tawni: The tình yêu of my life!
Chad: (voice high)THEN WHY IS SHE kissing HIM?!
Tawni: I DON'T KNOW!
Sonny: I told bạn it was the Kiss cam!
Nico: Sonny...
Sonny: IT WAS THE Kiss CAM!
(Chad bursts into Sonny's apartment)
Chad: Freeze!
Tawni: Don't touch my purse!
Hayden: Chad Dylan Cooper! This is awesome. What are doing here?
Chad: I got a weird call from Sonny's cell. I heard screaming and crushing metal, so I cut my massage to an giờ and rushed right over!
Chad: bạn mean (takes out tickets) these?
Sonny: Thanks Chad! (reaches for tickets)
Chad: Ah. (moves tickets out of Sonny's reach)Not so fast. I have these tickets because?
Sonny: (smiles) You're the ngôi sao of Mackenzie Falls, the number one tween show.
Chad: Oh! That's worth one! (hands her one) (Sonny nods)
Sonny: and.. bạn have the best tasting sandwich, bánh sandwich in the whole cafeteria!
Chad: (fake gasps) Here's number two. (gives her the một giây ticket) bạn wanna go for three?
Sonny: Can't.
Chad: Oooh, say it!
Sonny: I won't. (Chad waves ticket is Sonny's face)
Chad: Say it.
Sonny: (muffled) You're..the greatest actor of our gener-ation....
Chad: (hands her the third ticket) Enjoy the game. (Sonny smiles at him)
Sonny In The Middle
Sonny: Oh, xin chào Chad.
Chad: When's the party starting?
Sonny: This is it.
Chad:(confused) These look like the people who usally WORK at Mackenzie Falls parties.
Sonny: (Bumps in the tường and the chair lights up) Yeah, it lights up! It's a cool seat.(rolls away on chair)
Guess Who's Coming To Guest Star
Chad: And finally after we kiss, you'll be hooked.
Sonny: After we what?!
Chad: Kiss, four little letters just like my name.
Sonny: And you're nuts! Four little letters, just like your name!
Chad: Now I know what you're doing; bạn don't wanna look me in the eyes.
Sonny: Pffft! What are bạn talking about?
Chad: Fine. Then take off the hat.
Sonny: Fine. (takes off hat to reveal a smaller hat)
Chad: You're wearing a hat under a hat? Phew! bạn had the dream, didn't you?
(Sonny's eyes widens) Yeah, it's OK. Tisdale wore 6 hats, but that didn't stop destiny.
Sonny: There is no destiny! There is no bạn and me! There is no- Wow. I never realized what a deep shade of blue your eyes are.
(both lean into kiss)
Sonny: (snapping out of it) Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!
Chad: Ah, getting Mất tích in me eyes. Check! Now then all that's left is the kiss.
Sonny: (takes off hat) bạn know what?! I will not Kiss you! Not in a million years! bạn and I don't Kiss not now, not ever!
Marshal: (comes out of nowhere) bạn two are gonna kiss!
Sonny: Let's just get this sketch over with.
Chad: Alright, but after it happens, bạn know we're gonna be in love.
Sonny: We?
Chad: (stammering) Yo-you I đã đưa ý kiến you.
Sonny: bạn đã đưa ý kiến we.
Chad: OK fine, but we is my nickname for you! We happy?
Cookie Monster
Sonny: (holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe bạn didn't even thank me for saving your life.
Chad: (holding back Dakota) Look, I will have bạn know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.
Sonny: Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
(Chad and Sonny put Dakota and Zora down)
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking!
Chad: Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.
(Dakota holds Chad back while Zora holds Sonny back)
Sonny: Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!
Dakota: xin chào Monroe, gimme your muffin!
Sonny: Anything bạn want!
Dakota: Hi Chad! How about joining me for lunch?
Chad: Oh hi Dakota. Yeah I'd tình yêu to. Actually I'm due on set for rehearsal.
Dakota: Not if my daddy cancels your show.
Chad: (high voice) Oh what are we having?
Zora: Hi Chad. How would the greatest actor of this generation like to buy a box of cookies?
Chad: (takes out money) bạn had me at greatest actor of this generation.
Sonny: I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
Mrs. Mongergoure: Sonny Monroe, bạn will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny if still crying.]
Sonny: My friend never got to realize her dream.
Tawni: Im not really paying attention. And I can already tell this freind of your's is you.
Zora: Well would bạn hoặc your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
Sonny: bạn know what put me down for a box
Zora: ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
Zora: It's the only record I don't currently hold!
Tawni: (with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?
Sonny: bạn know what the joker's right.
Sonny so far
(Chad, Sonny and Tawni all look towards screen) (shows a clip of Chad and Sonny)
Tawni: Whoa.
Sonny: Where did bạn get that?
Gilroy: Didn't know bạn were being filmed, huh? Apparently someone in Makenzie Falls doesn't like Sonny very much. So as we say on the show.....GOTCHA!
Sonny: What? bạn 'gotched' nothing, alright? That was totally taken out of context.
Gilroy: That's what I do! If I were to wait for things to be in context I would not have a show. Still, seems the two of bạn of a little something, something going on... care to comment?
Sonny: I can't believe Gilroy tried to do that to us!
Chad: Yeah, the guy's a jerk. I can't believe I read that book for nothing.
Sonny: bạn know, Tawni and I made a pact earlier that we wouldn't tell anyone secrets, and I think that we should probably do the same thing.
Chad: Okay fine, I didn't read the book! (Sonny looks at him) Wha-oh no, bạn were talking about the us, (Sonny nods) yeah, we don't have secrets!....Do we?
Sonny: Uh-I don't know, do we?
(Sonny and Chad on the monitor)
Sonny: I mean, what if it's something like us, liking each other...
Chad: Yeah, I mean don't really wanna talk about my feelings in front of a live studio audience.
Sonny: Yeah, yeah yeah right, I mean especially feelings we've never talked about before.
Chad: Yeah..you have feelings?
Sonny: yeah,Do bạn have feelings?
Chad: I-I mean since you're really asking...it's just two of us....
Sonny: Right! I mean this time there's no cameras hoặc anything.
Chad: Yeah, I really...I just....
Sonny: No, listen. It's what I'm here for. (Chad smiles at her) bạn go first!
Chad: No bạn go first.
Sonny: No bạn g- ok same time.
Chad: Yeah.
Sonny: One... two...
Chad: I was gonna say that yeah, um, 2 and a half?
(Tanwi grabs the remote and turns off camera)
Walk A Mile In My Pants
Sonny: xin chào Chad. Did bạn hear about my Walk-a-Thon for books?
Chad: Oh yes, we did. And I have to say Sonny, bạn are very inspiring,thats why I tình yêu bạn sonny.
Sonny: Well, we have so much. It's important that we give back.
Chad: (laughs) Aah, I meant bạn inspired me to have a Walk-a-Thon against your Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (Pauses to look at the flyer Chad handed to her) A Walk-a-thon against books? How could bạn be against sách Chad ?
Chad: That's easy. The thêm bạn read, the less bạn watch MacKenzie Falls.
Sonny: That's your cause Chad, To get people to watch thêm TV? your are such a jerk.
Chad: Are bạn not listening? It's to get them to read less. I'll see bạn at the Walk-a-Thon to read less books. (turns and turns back around) I've got something to tell bạn Sonny. We're gonna raise thêm money than you.
Sonny: For what?
Chad: Not buy books.
Sonny: That makes no sense.
Chad: Aah. Guess all that đọc you're doing isn't making bạn any smarter now, is it? See ya.
Chad: We're gonna look hotter than bạn at the Walk-a-Thon.
Sonny: (laughs) Giving back is whats hot!
Chad: That's what people who don't look hot say.
Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here! I need to tell bạn something, in case I don't make it.
Sonny: Okay.
Chad: I love...
Sonny: Yes?
Chad: I mean I deeply love..
Sonny: Go on!
Chad: ...that thêm kids are đọc less sách because of Chad Dylan Cooper!
Sonny: (lets go of Chad's hand and touches his forehead) Oh no! I think you're coming down with P.F.S. too!
Chad: What's that!?
Sonny: (picks up pillow) cái gối, gối in the Face Syndrome! (hits Chad with pillow)
Doctor: Ms. Monroe!
Sonny: Yeah, just fluffing Doc! (throws cái gối, gối at Chad and walks over to the doctor)
Chad: Give it to me straight, doctor! I can take it.
Doctor: bạn have L.B.S.
Chad: (gasps) Leaving Boy Syndrome?!
Doctor: No. Lack of Book Syndrome! Also known as Lazy Butt Syndrome! lbs is also the abbreviation of pounds, (starts poking Chad), which is what bạn are going to gain if bạn don't stop watching yourself on T.V.
Chad: Can't bạn just cut my pants off? bạn know how bạn do?
Doctor: Read two books, then call me in the morning, Mr. Cooper. (hands Chad a perscription)
Chad: (Looks at perscription) Actually it's Dylan Cooper.
Doctor: Not anymore, I removed your Dylan while bạn were under.
Chad: NO! What did bạn do to it?!
Doctor: I gave it to someone who wouldn't waste it! (Opens curtains to reveal Grady)
Doctor: Good afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Grady: I got my Dylan. I've been waiting for 2 years!
Chad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (cries) WHY?!
(Chad wakes up)
Chad: I must have fallen asleep reading. Stupid books. That was horrible! (closes book)
Sonny: We have to make this work.The only way we can get Tawni to walk with us,is if we wear her jeans,because her những người hâm mộ will see her on TV,us wearing her jeans,sell her thêm jeans,raise thêm money for books,and less money for no books, and everyone wins except Chad!
Nico: We're gonna need a butt-horn for the butt-horn,'cause this baby ain't coming out.
Sonny:(to Tawni) About the butt-horn, bạn might want to re-think the placement of your face.
Tawni: I'd rather crawl hot then walk ugly.
Sonny Get Your Goat
Tawni: I don't know why you're packing, you're not going anywhere until bạn apologize!
Sonny: I don't know why you're packing because I'm not apologizing!
Tawni: Of course you're apologizing it's your thing, bạn apologize. It's the vòng tròn of life (Pretends to draw a vòng tròn in the air) cir-cle!
Sonny: And here's what I think about bạn (Makes hand motion) cir-cle (Pretends to grab circle)
Tawni: (Gasp) What are bạn doing to my circle?!
Sonny: I'm ripping it! (Pretends to rip circle)
Tawni: Give me that! (They start fighting for the circle)
Sonny: Got it! (Tawni cries)
Sonny: Let Tawni have her fancy european adventure,let her be mobbed bởi adoring fans,let her be wooed bởi gorgeous boy with accents...
Marshal: Pushed bạn out,didn't she?
Sonny: Yeah.
Gassie Passes
Sonny: (to Gassie) bạn know, I used to have a dog just like bạn in Wisconsin. Yeah, except he was a chó săn nhỏ, beagle with three legs and one eye. We called him Lucky! Or... hoặc Limpy. hoặc Blindy. But, bạn know, it didn't matter what we called him because he was deaf too!
Sonny: I didn't come here to argue I came here to give Gassie some dog time. Beneath the trees and on grass...
Chad: Except the cỏ is plastic and the trees are cardboard(through the bull-horn)THIS IS A SET.
Sonny: Good then what Gassie is doing to that bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush over there wont kill it.
(looking at the Gassie & We movie poster)
Tawni: Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?
Sonny: Well, I'm not sure that it is.
(lunch-box lets out a farting sound)
Sonny: Gross! bạn want people to buy that and then put thực phẩm in it?
Zora: Gross sells sister.
Dakota: bạn have have very nice blue eyes.
Grady: Why thank you.
Dakota: It'd be a shame if bạn Mất tích one of them!
Grady: Yeah it would.
Dakota: Now hand me to the Matador!(Grady hands her to Nico)
Nico: Hola?
Chad: bạn just found out your boyfriend's a vampire,you're scared,you're confused,you have two holes in your neck what do bạn do? AND ACTION!
Sonny with a Song
Chad: "Bangs and Fangs" we all get awesome hair and get bitten bởi vampires.
Nico: Is your hiển thị written bởi monkeys?
Chad: Chad Dylan Cooper fears nothing.
Sonny: Spiders.
Chad: Not the little ones.
Sonny: Heights.
Chad: Not the little ones.
To be continued....
P.S.
Sorry if there are any mistakes.The things I wrote were the trích dẫn I remembered. Feel free to correct the mistakes in the bình luận section and feel free to add some of your fav. SWAC quotes.
