It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs bởi at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, bạn read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see bạn guys
Espio: Great to see bạn to
Knuckles: Lets go find Robotnik
Sean: I found the others and we're searching for Robotnik
Sonic: Any injuries?
Sean: None of them are injured
Tails: I'll give bạn air support
Sonic: I'll wait bởi your car
Sean: Sounds good.

A few phút later Robotnik is found, but he uses Chaos Control to escape. Only, he brought Sonic and his Những người bạn with him.

Rouge: Where the hell are we?
Sean: I know this place. Were in St. Louis
Sonic: You've been here before?
Sean: Yeah, a lot of times.
Espio: hiển thị us something
Sean: See that over there? *points at gateway arch*
Tails: What is that?
Knuckles: It's an arch
Sean: Not just any arch, the gateway arch.
Rouge: Thats a wierd name.
ngẫu nhiên human: What are bạn supposed to be?
Sean: None of your business, go away
ngẫu nhiên human: ok *walks away*
Robotnik: *shoots at Sonic, but misses*
Sonic: bạn trying to kill me?
Robotnik: Whaat? No *Throws gun away*
Sean: Do bạn even know where bạn sent us?
Robotnik: It says we are in the planet earth
Sean: Be thêm specific dumbass
Robotnik: St. Louis, Missouri
Knuckles: If bạn didn't have the thing you're in, bạn wouldn't know
Sean: He would probably find out anyway

Then Sean starts having a thought about what would happen if Robotnik found out bởi asking someone

Robotnik: Where am I?
Hat guy: First of all bạn should know where bạn are, and second, bạn have a huge mustache!
Robotnik: The bigger the better :D
Hat guy: I'm gonna go now
Robotnik: *leaves St. Louis then goes back in* It says I'm in Missouri! YES! I KNOW WHERE I AM NOW!!
tall guy: It just says welcome to Missouri, calm down

Back at Reality

Robotnik: I'm going now *leaves*
Tails: I think we all know whats going to happen next.

An explosion is heard

Robotnik: Hello everyone of uuh, *reads screen* St. Louis, Missouri! I am really interested in your city, and that is why I want to take it over!
Sean: There is no way he's taking this city!
Espio: Lets go and stop him

bởi the time Sonic and his Những người bạn arrive at Robotnik's location, he killed seven people, and destroyed two cars.

Robotnik: Give me this city now!
Police captain: Shoot him
Police officers: *shoot Robotnik, one bullet hits him.*
Robotnik: Ach! Watch what bạn do with those things! *fires back*

After Robotnik kills the police officer, Sonics team arrives.

Sonic: bạn can't take this place without attacking us!
Robotnik: Sure I can, so I will *shoots at Sonic*
Sonic: You'll have to shoot faster then that to kill me
Robotnik: Then I'll kill your cousin!
Sean: Oh no bạn don't *jumps towards Robotnik, and knocks him down.
Robotnik: *Falls into the middle of the street* I still have this! *pulls out shotgun*
Sean: *grabs .44 and shoots Robotnik in the foot.*
Robotnik: *drops gun, and lays down.* Jesus christ that hurts!
Tails: *cough* Pussy!
Knuckles: Just be thankful I didn't shoot you! I would've shot bạn in the head
Robotnik: *climbs into flying machine and flies away*
Sonic: He won't go far. Tails, Rouge bạn fly after him, the rest of bạn follow me!
Sean: Too bad I don't have my car
Espio: bạn use it too much anyway
Rouge: You've got a gun don't you?
Tails: No, do you?
Knuckles: *flies toward Robotnik*
Espio: I forgot he could do that
Sean: I think Knux forgot that to
Robotnik: Shit they're catching up!

As Tails gets into Robotnik's machine he grabs his enemy's head, and slams it on the door

Sean: I don't know why he is doing that
Espio: He's hurting him right?
Robotnik: Stop that!
Tails: Send us back!
Robotnik: NEVER!
Sonic: *jumps into machine* Nice work Tails
Espio: This can't go well for Robotnik
Sean: How can it? He had his head hit a door numerous times.
Robotnik: *shoots Tails and jumps*
Sonic: *jumps after him*
Robotnik: ooh *lands in water*
Sonic: OH SHIT!!
Rouge: I got bạn *grabs Sonic*
Sean: Saved bởi my girlfriend
Robotnik: Where did Sonic go?
Espio: I think he Mất tích track of Sonic LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại
Tails: I'll go get him
Sean: Don't get shot again!
Tails: *gives Sean the finger*
Knuckles: Never saw him do that
Sonic: Right
Robotnik: *Swimming to Illinois side of river*
Tails: *grabs Robotnik* Where do bạn think you're going?
Sean: I think I'll use my súng trường *grabs sniper rifle*
Rouge: Why do bạn need that?
Sean: Just in case
Robotnik: *squirms in Tail's grip*
Tails: Stop that! *Drops Robotnik*
Sean: *Shoots Robotnik, but misses*
Robotnik: *lands on big rig*
Sean: After him *Runs after Robotnik*
Robotnik: If only I could stop him
Tails: But bạn can't *pushes Robotnik*
Robotnik: Damn, Chaos Control!
Sonic: Since when could he do that?
Sean: Who cares? Lets try and and find him!

Sonic and his Những người bạn didn't know that Robotnik went back to Mobius to get some badniks, weapons, machines, ammo, and Shadow.

Robotnik: Shadow, where are you?
Shadow: I'm here
Robotnik: Get all the badniks. We are invading St. Louis
Shadow: I'm on it
Snively: Where is this city?
Robotnik: You'll see.

Half an giờ passes, and Sonic is relaxing with his cousin. The rest of their group is also with them

Rouge: Why would Robotnik want this shitty city?
Sean: What's so shitty about St. Louis?!
Sonic: Will bạn two stop? St. Louis doesn't look appealing.
Sean: Why are we here then? bạn can just use fucking chaos control, and end up back at Mobius.
Rouge: None of us have a chaos emerald.
Knuckles: What? I have one

As a train passes bởi Robotnik soon returns with his army.

Robotnik: Give us St. Louis hoặc die!
citizen: Run!!
Shadow: *kills people* Attack!
Badniks: *attacking everything*
Robotnik: These people are wimps
Shadow: Hold your fire! I want that car. *Points at a yellow '69 Dodge Charger.*
Robotnik: Then get it. Run people over with it.
Shadow: I'm not wrecking the car bạn imbecule.
Robotnik: You'll just get bloodstains on it, so what?
Knuckles: *jumps on some badniks and hits Shadow*
Shadow: STALL THEM!! I'm getting that car
Sean: What is that car?
Shadow: *brings car to Mobius, and soon returns*
Robotnik: Where was we?
Tails: What?
Badniks: *shoot at sonic, but miss*
Sonic: *jumps on several badniks and Robotnik*
Shadow: FIGHT ME
Sean: Ok *attacks Shadow*
Shadow: Not you!
Sean: Why, bạn afraid?
Espio: This just gets wierder bởi the một phút
Tails: *attacks Robotnik*
Robotnik: Jeez, you're tougher then bạn look
Tails: *breaks Robotnik's arm*

As the fight goes on, the police, and military soon arrive. They assist Sonic's group with attacking Robotnik's army, and Shadow left.

Sean: He always leaves too soon.
Espio: At least he's gone
Robotnik: Keep attacking *blows up tank*
Colonel Rogers: Shoot the guy with the mustache!
Soldiers: *shoot Robotnik*
Sonic: Nice work guys
Robotnik: CHAOS CONTROL!
Rouge: How the hell does he do that?
Sean: bạn guys won't have to worry about Robotnik anymore
Police captain: Thank bạn for saving our city. How can we repay you?
Sean: *spots a corvette* I think I already know how.
Robotnik: Well Shadow, we failed
Shadow: We put up a good fight though.
Snively: But it wasn't good enough
Shadow: Fuck you! You're too much of a pussy to fight
Robotnik: We will go back to Earth, but this time, we're taking a place called Germany.
Shadow: Why?
Robotnik: I overheard someone saying that Germany makes really great machines, so they must have good mechanics
Shadow: Don't mechanics fix stuff?
Robotnik: Yes, yes they do! *laughs like a villain*

THE END