Snape's Family and Những người bạn Article: A Conversation Through the Phone

posted by dragonsmemory

((This is in now way Potter-related. It's just a quick scene. Any of bạn with siblings can sympathize.))

*my phone rings*
Em: xin chào Sis!
*click*
*phone rings again*
Em: Hey. Hey. Hey.
*click*
*Mom's phone rings*
Em: She hung up on me!
Mom: And that's surprising?
Em: I'm going to try again.
*click*
*my phone rings*
Em: Hi.
Me: No.
*click*

And there bạn have it. Something we can all relate to in some way.
Special thanks to my sister and my mom for inspiring this little scene. Yes, this will eventually happen.

Bluekait And why she calling you?

dragonsmemory She's my younger sister. It's just to bug me. Can't you tell?

Bluekait Yea

LadyEmzy16 As the youngest of my family I'm SOOOO doing it to my older sisters!!!!

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Gangnam Style giáng sinh Lights

added by Bluekait

Oppa gangnam style! uh

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âm nhạc

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As Requested bởi LadyEmzy

added by ProfSnape

Source: Me

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:D

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Severus Snape

added by Bluekait

Source: The Internet

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SFAF Breaking News: Please Read

posted by ProfSnape

    Hello, guys!
    Wow. Can I please tell bạn guys how absolute slow this site has been lately? It’s driving me crazy. You’re all awesome peeps, but… I just have to make a minor confession…
    I’m really, really not that much of a Potterhead as I used to be. Honestly, I still tình yêu Snape, but lately I’ve been đọc all this classical literature and… HP doesn’t seem as great as it used to be. Sorry. Yes, I feel awful, but it’s difficult finding motivation to post something Potter related when you’re not as into...

Jaitlyn

posted by Bluekait

I am not sure about this. It seems SFAF wanted thêm fanfics and I got nothing else to do so I am going to post this and see what bạn guys think. I'll use names from stars, planets, Gods etc. etc.

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It was first ngày back to Hogwarts. It was Kaitlyn's 6th năm there and she was honored as a Perfect. On the train, she sat with the other Perfects. Kaitlyn sat tiếp theo to a fellow Hufflepuff, a tall Asian boy named Rigel Procyon.

"Hey, Rigel? Who's in the compartment tiếp theo to ours?" she asked.

"Oh. That's James Potter and his family. bạn know, the kids of the famous...

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Pyscho Path

posted by Bluekait

This is for Emzy. She picked three since she like them all: scary legends, ghosts, blood and gore.

If bạn pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If bạn haven't, here's a link:

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Avery ran into the woods. Without looking back, she knew she was being chased bởi an un-natural force. She ran to the hut and locked the door behind her. Avery heard a loud thud. "Phew," she sighed. She climbed into giường and slept. The tiếp theo morning, she was found dead at a gruesome sight.
Her head was found outside and the rest of Avery Wilson was nowhere to be found.
Her...

Snape vs. James Drabble

posted by ProfSnape

It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked bởi a human figure, who was hanging to a cây chổi, chổi with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...

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Murdered bởi the Madman (Short Story)

posted by LadyEmzy16

Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's bài viết 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...

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SFAF Project Leak

posted by ProfSnape

Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was đã đưa ý kiến slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...

Relatable things

added by HPCouples

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Snape phút

posted by Snape96

There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are bạn okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once bạn let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, bạn always shine in your hair. What shampoo do bạn use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, bạn flew so well before, bạn really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new màu hồng, hồng robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!

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Horror On A Computer

posted by Bluekait

Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do bạn want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if bạn go...

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The Story of Absolutely Nothing bởi Snape's Family and Những người bạn

posted by xHardcoreBunnyx

I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make mèo con good fighting because they eat pizza, bánh pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.