Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True

Do bạn think a ốc, ốc sên can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; hoặc does its tail twitch. Have bạn noticed?
Try these on a ốc, ốc sên in your garden.

What did the ốc, ốc sên say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.

Where do bạn find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?

Why is the ốc, ốc sên the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...