Help me add to my "You know your obsessed with Sherlock when..." list?

18. bạn and your friend call each other Sherlock and Watson CONSTANTLY. bạn also have several rows with each other over who is Sherlock. When bạn have a costume ngày at school, she dresses up as Sherlock and demands bạn be her Watson. 19.You really are bored and bạn tell another friend that bạn are and bạn wish bạn had a gun so bạn could shoot at the wall. Your friend responds: And draw a smiley face? You: OH MY GOD YES!!! 20.You are in a store đọc prices for various items and bạn notice bạn add “quid” at the end of every price. 2.You spend all most all of your time on the Sherlock fansite on Fanpop. 22. bạn coordinate a whole evening in order to try to find the first season of Sherlock. Which of course, goes exactly as planned. With a couple extra surprises amidst the evening. 23.You go to a lot of effort to prove to your friend that bạn are Sherlock. Such as creating several ciphers, explaining the entire definition of clostridium botulinum and so on. 24. Dedicating a whole folder in your folders to Sherlock, filling it with pictures of Sherlock and naming them accordingly, and making different things about Sherlock and hoặc having to do with Sherlock. 25. bạn are sitting in your French II class taking a test. But all bạn can think about is Sherlock with his áo sơ mi unbuttoned two buttons at the hàng đầu, đầu trang laying on the sofa bởi the tường doing nicotine patches being pensive. bạn will not admit it, but bạn are also sitting there wondering what he looks like with his áo sơ mi off. 26.You cannot think about Sherlock hoặc talk about Sherlock without thinking hoặc talking about The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. 27. bạn joined fanpop bạn made your tên người dùng Dr. John H. Watson. 28.You really want to make a blog, The Personal Blog of Dr. John H. Watson and a website, The Science of Deduction. 29. bạn keep making yourself a cuppa' tea. REALLY. 30. Another of your Những người bạn wants coffee. bạn buy her a cup. She: I'm not sure how it will taste. I've never had this kind. I'll use TWO sugars. You: LOL. She doesn't even know. 31. bạn buy a trench áo, áo khoác with black and grey patterning, black buttons, and a tie around the waist. No matter how hard bạn try, bạn CANNOT STOP WEARING IT! Only when bạn are on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy do bạn literally rip it off. bạn also buy a multi-colored scarf. No, that DOES NOT mean bạn are gay! bạn have a strong urge to carry a fairly large plaid coin cái ví, ví tiền when bạn wear the trench áo, áo khoác and inside the cái ví, ví tiền a magnifying glass which bạn just happen to have in your bedroom. I have to stop there. I've come up with a LOT thêm though. If bạn would like to see the rest of what I've come up with so far, please let me know.

bạn have started wearing the cổ áo up on your áo, áo khoác to look 'cool' and 'Sherlock-esque'

When bạn start finding yourself shooting at a tường because you're bored

When someone is shouting and all bạn hear is "Vatican Cameo" and bạn drop to the ground immediately.
When bạn ask to marry someone with the words: "Do bạn want to be the Sherlock to my John?"
When bạn have a riding crop but bạn don't have a horse.

1/You can't see any Chinese nghề viết văn on your fortune cookie wraps without thinking it's a code.
2/You want to slap all the girls named Irene
3/You always wonder what you're going to find when bạn open your fridge
4/You absolutely need a friend called John
5/You speak to everyone as if they were retards
6/You dream of going to Buckingham Palace in your best sheet
7/You see your brother as your arch-enemy
8/You have only one way to wear your scarf
9/You avoid swimming-pools
10/When bạn go to the museum, bạn can't help thinking there's a trick in each painting

When bạn have the show's theme song as your ringtone and bạn are now fascinated with the original Sherlock Holmes stories and want to read them yourself. And now bạn think that Smart is the NEW SEXY!