Song: link

Tom: *Skiing down a slope* It's a nice ngày for skiing. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.
Warner Brothers Assassins: Kill him! He's been making fun of our company for too long!!!
Tom: Oh great.
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Shooting at Tom, but their bullets only hit the snow*
Twilight: *Playing black jack with Applejack, and Rarity* Man, I ain't losin' to losers like you.
Tom: *Jumps over them*
Applejack: What was that?!
Warner Bros Assassin: *Crashes into their table*
Mily: *Stops at a station* I'm here for my tiếp theo cameo.
Tom: *Jumps over her* And it's over!!
Mily: Ah!! *Backs up*
Warner Bros Assassin 2: *Crashes into the station window*
Mily: On một giây thought, hủy bỏ the cameo.
Tom: *Passes Mortomis*
Warner Bros Assassin 3: Ah!! *Turns right to avoid hitting Mortomis, but crashes into a tree*
Mortomis: How are bạn guys doing? I'm Mortomis from On The Block, and I'll be your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. This week's schedule is down below.

My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Trainz: Rated G
On The Block: Rated TV-14
The Adventures of cầu vồng Dash: Rated G

Mortomis: I better start this, before another cliche occurs.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a cây stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. bạn look very adorable. I gotta take bạn to meet some friends.

So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!

Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* xin chào bạn two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy đít, mông, ass bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think bạn guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* bạn killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let bạn get the tiếp theo one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do bạn know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*

At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing cầu vồng Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.

cầu vồng Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
cầu vồng Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do bạn want to look nice for Celestia, hoặc not?
cầu vồng Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* xin chào man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots cầu vồng Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have bạn done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off cầu vồng Dash with her magic*
cầu vồng Dash: Did bạn say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, thêm of them could be in this area.
cầu vồng Dash: Let's get them.

At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.

Pinkie Pie: *On hàng đầu, đầu trang of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded bởi sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*

cầu vồng Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.

Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
Parasprite: *Eating a car*
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the đít, mông, ass with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
cầu vồng Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I đã đưa ý kiến man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those súng do bạn have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills thêm parasprites*

The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.

Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this đường phố, street is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

Song (Start at 1:10): link

Mortomis: Alright, up tiếp theo is Trainz. Man I tình yêu this song.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run bởi five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 6: Lean On Me

The Eastwood & Mossberg Railway has thêm engines then any other railway on The Island Of Errol. It only has steam engines, and they only pull passenger trains. It's also the only railway to run through Eastwood.

All the engines play an important role on the line, but some of them think they are thêm important than others. One of them is Juliette, the strongest engine on the E&M.

Miss. Scarlett was giving some of her engines assignments. Her microphone is pink.

Miss. Scarlett: Okay ladies, here are your jobs for today. Marisa, pull your train to Impala Station.
Marisa: Right away ma'am. *Goes to get her train.
Miss. Scarlett: Mily, you, and Jazlin will double head on a train to Porsche, and back to Eastwood. Stop at every station along the way.

When Miss. Scarlett does not tell her engines to stop at every station along the way, they know they have to go to their destination, without stopping at any other stations, except for refueling.

Mily: We're on it. *Goes with Jazlin to get her train*
Miss. Scarlett: Juliette, and Larissa, the both of bạn will take your trains into Ballantine Station.
Juliette: Good luck tryin' to beat me.
Larissa: I'll have no difficulty cowgirl.
Miss. Scarlett: I know bạn two hate each other, but please don't argue.
Juliette: *Goes to get her train*
Larissa: *Follows Juliette, to get her train*

The two engines disliked each other, because they were from different countries. Juliette was from Texas, America, and Larissa was from the United Kingdom.

As they entered the yards, Kinsey cheerfully greeted them.

Kinsey: Hi!
Juliette: Howdy.
Larissa: Hello.
Kinsey: Let me get your coaches for you. Ten each.

Juliette, and Larissa both went to the turntable, so that they could go phía trước, chuyển tiếp on their trip to Ballantine Station, but they reached a conflict.

Juliette: Ah'm goin first.
Larissa: No. It's steam engines first, and since I'm a proper steam engine, I shall go first.
Juliette: Are bạn calling me a diesel?
Larissa: You're too masculine.
Juliette: What part of me is too masculine?
Larissa: Your attitude.
Juliette: That's ridiculous.
Larissa: Call it what bạn may, but I still get to go first. *Gets on turntable*

After the bàn xoay conflict was solved, they both got to their trains.

Kinsey: Have fun bạn two.
Juliette: *Couples up to her train* Thanks.
Larissa: Thank bạn very much Kinsey.
Juliette: *Leaves yards*
Larissa: *Follows Juliette*

They were going parallel to each other on the two tracks to the right. Then, they reached Eastwood Station.

Juliette: *Waiting to go*
Larissa: *Patiently waiting*
Juliette: C'mon. What's taking so long?
Larissa: Don't rush your passengers.
Juliette: Don't tell me what to do bạn British một khúc lớn, hunk of junk.
Larissa: I beg your pardon! I happen to be one of the most beautiful locomotives ever born.
Juliette: I'll bet bạn were a mistake. That's why bạn were shipped out of the U.K.
Larissa: I'm thinking the same thing about you.
Conductors: All aboard!
Juliette: *Pulls her train* See ya sweetheart.
Larissa: *Slipping fiercely as she pulls her train* Oh! This is so heavy! *Stops slipping*
Juliette: *Sees Larissa is far behind her* Hee hee. Now Ah don't have to worry about that trà loving weirdo.
Larissa: At least I no longer have to worry about dealing with she who must not be named.

Both engines spoke too soon. A switch on Larissa's track was set to go on Juliette's track. On Juliette's track were loose nails. If a train went too fast, the rails would move, and the train would derail.

Juliette was trying to hit 100 miles an giờ when...

Juliette: *Goes derailed* Oh no!
Larissa: *Sees that Juliette is derailed* Huzzah! Now I can pass her, and- *Goes on Juliette's track, and crashes. She is now leaning on Juliette*
Juliette: *Sarcastic* Nice of bạn to drop by.

Hannah was passing bởi with her passenger train, and saw the two engines derailed.

Hannah: I'll get another engine to take my train, and I'll get bạn two back on the rails.
Juliette: Thank you.
Larissa: bởi all means, please hurry.
Juliette: bạn know something?
Larissa: What?
Juliette: I think those things we were arguing about were pointless. Don't you?
Larissa: Now that bạn mention it, I must agree.
Juliette: Why were we even arguin anyway?
Larissa: To tell bạn the truth, I haven't the slightest clue.
Hannah: *Arrives with a breakdown train*
Juliette: Thank bạn Hannah.
Larissa: Yes, thank you.
Hannah: You're welcome.
Juliette: Larissa?
Larissa: Yes Juliette?
Juliette: May we be friends?
Larissa: I would like that very much.

After that, Juliette, and Larissa became very good friends.

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Mortomis: Part 1 is over.
Tom: *Passes bởi on his skis* Excuse me!
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Chasing him on their skis, shooting guns*
Mortomis: Not again. *Sighs* Whatever. Come back at 8:30.