Song: link
Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last ngày of 2016 is down below.
On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Discord: Oh great. My hiển thị is not on this time. Please hiển thị another episode of The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash tiếp theo week. I want everyone to see how much of an excellent villain I am.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, bạn finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's giáng sinh List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got thêm important news.
Tom: Yes. In the trước đó episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the tháng goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think bạn know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case bạn don't know, it's a crossover of anime with Hawaii Five-0.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kawaii Five-0
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und panzer
Cosmic cầu vồng as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into anime characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this anime virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the anime virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need thêm money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: link
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And bạn just teach these multi colored động vật to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some ngẫu nhiên road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, bạn would either let me drive, hoặc follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: anime characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. bạn know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops tiếp theo to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* bạn idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: bạn three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: bạn hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. bạn don't think we know what bạn were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know bạn don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to hiển thị bạn that anime characters, and anime in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode
Astrel Sky has a bad day.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My câu hỏi
Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.
Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.
Astrel Sky got pushed aside bởi the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: This is my TV!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, bạn get it!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it thêm than you!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 84: *Takes his game back* bạn need it less than me.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 37: *Gets punching găng tay out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank bạn ngẫu nhiên microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of bạn should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell bạn once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: bạn know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what bạn were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit bạn make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as ôliu, ô liu
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.
Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: bạn think bạn speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? bạn don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when bạn đã đưa ý kiến you'd speak for all of us, bạn were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps bạn two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*
The Nova was behind the cửa hàng about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.
Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*
Slow motion time.
The drunk ngựa con, ngựa, pony hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.
This was the sound being made bởi the scraping on the dumpster: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3
Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.
Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the bãi rác, dumpster for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame bạn two for not fixing this car!
Gary: bạn just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*
A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. hoặc to be thêm specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of bạn to prepare for the tiếp theo scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want bạn to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do bạn want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much bạn pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would bạn like to work on props?
Louis: How do bạn do that?
Director Nick: Go to the điểm thưởng room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did bạn find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do bạn think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, hoặc mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to điểm thưởng room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here bạn are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the tình yêu of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the tiếp theo episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up tiếp theo is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating giáng sinh at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do bạn like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much thêm gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will bạn look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and thạch, sữa ong chúa came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But bạn destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, bạn can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* xin chào guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are bạn alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the kèn binh, nhện, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning bạn Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if bạn didn't say that word ever again." đã đưa ý kiến Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "In một giây place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope bạn don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your đít, mông, ass Alex, hoặc better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
thêm laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just di chuyển onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do bạn have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where bạn automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames bởi Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied bởi saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do bạn have for 400. Good choice." đã đưa ý kiến Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes bạn have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. bạn have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will bạn pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
thêm laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let thêm laughter come out of their mouths. "As I đã đưa ý kiến earlier, all bạn have to do is ring your buzzer, and bạn automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "Sean, why don't bạn pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." đã đưa ý kiến Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, bạn might succeed." đã đưa ý kiến Alex in a disgusted tone. thêm laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Nhật Bản in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." đã đưa ý kiến Alex. "The category is your yêu thích letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters bạn can choose from. Just go for whichever one bạn want. It could be an A, hoặc a B. hoặc how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling bạn three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what bạn wrote down." đã đưa ý kiến Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, bạn wrote down, the letter N. bạn wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing thêm laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope bạn die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, bạn wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. bạn did tell us to write down our yêu thích letter."
"Fantastic. bạn did very well." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." đã đưa ý kiến Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: I thought giáng sinh was last week. Or, is there another giáng sinh I don't know about? Gran Turismo is up next.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Driving a Buick at a fast speed*
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Captain Jefferson: bạn guys are good, but bạn need to be thêm careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
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Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting tiếp theo to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
cầu vồng Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
It was a peaceful ngày in Gran Turismo, until a stolen Buick raced down Main Street, entering Gran Turismo from Canterlot.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Episode 9: Detectives
Special Guest Stars
Blue Fedora & Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick
Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege
Tim: *Driving the M4 police car*
Julia: GT24, in pursuit of the stolen Buick. He's out of CHP's jurisdiction. Continuing pursuit southbound on Main Street.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: *With Red in their Caprice*
Dispatch: Attention all units, 24 has continued the pursuit with the stolen Buick. Your target is a 2014 Verano.
Toby: *Sees a picture of the Buick appear on the front window* Got it Red?
Red: Yes. *Drives the Caprice*
Toby: GT12, behind 24, and ready to assist in pursuit.
????: We are too.
Toby: Must be the new guys.
And Introducing
Dan Chandler & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan Chandler
Andy Dobbs is Dan's partner
Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Mercedes Malibu, Dan's một giây partner
Dan's Chrysler 300
Julia: Copy Y7, we see your Chrysler.
Blue Fedora: *Turns right, passing a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy department, and a hospital*
Ponies: *Blocking the road with a Subaru, and a Plymouth*
Julia: Y7, and 12, we gotta go around this wreck.
Tim: *Drives around the crash*
Toby: We'll take care of these ponies, bạn continue after the Buick.
Dan: *Following Tim*
Tim: We're gonna need some backup.
Julia: Are any other units available to assist?
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 94: Y2 to GT24, we're available to tham gia the pursuit, along with three other units.
Four of these cars are in the pursuit
Andy: All right! That's what I'm talking about!
Dan: Sh, we gotta hear them on the radio.
Julia: Suspect has turned onto the highway, now heading southbound.
Andy: Copy that.
Blue Fedora: *Honking his horn as he passes between a big rig, and a Toyota*
Aqua: Easy. We have important cargo that can't be destroyed.
Blue Fedora: Will bạn shut up? I know how to drive a goddamn car.
Tim: *Passing through the Big Rig, and Toyota*
Big Rig Pony: *Pulls over*
Dan: *Following Tim with the other units behind him*
Blue Fedora: Why don't we use one of those weapons to get rid of them?
Aqua: That's not something I wanted to do, but if we must, then we must. *Sticks the front of her body out of a window as she points a shotgun at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: Get down!!
Aqua: *Fires three times*
Julia: Shots fired, repeat shots fired. Watch yourselves bạn guys.
Andy: Copy that.
Tim: I'm speeding up. *Getting closer to the Buick*
Julia: After what they just did?! Are bạn crazy?!
Tim: If we die, yes. *Hits the bumper of the Buick*
Blue Fedora: *Losing control, but turns left, onto the wrong side of the highway*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way to avoid hitting Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine*
Blue: *Hits a car, going on two wheels as he makes it back onto the right side of the highway*
Aqua: *Unhappy* And the cops are back to chasing us. Well done.
Blue Fedora: It was either that, hoặc get killed bởi one of those oncoming cars.
Aqua: Well, there's one thing we can do to lose those guys. *Grabs a grenade*
Dan: This is getting us nowhere.
Mercedes: What should we do?
Andy: *Grabs his gun* Leave it to me. Pass Tim, and get me as close as bạn can to the suspects.
Dan: *Passing Tim*
Blue Fedora: Throw it now!
Andy: *Shoots the back tires on the Buick*
Blue Fedora: Whoa! *Turns right, hitting a barrier*
Both ponies flew out of the car, and over the barrier
Stop the song
Blue Fedora: *Falling with Aqua as he uses his magic to make two bags appear. He grabs them* I guess this is the part where we die!
Aqua: Oh for the tình yêu of Pete. *Grabs Blue, and with her wings, lowers the both of them gently to the ground* Quick, use your magic, and get us out of here.
Blue Fedora: *Teleports himself, and Aqua away from the highway*
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.
Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it bạn want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase bạn had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, bạn were trying to stop them, but sometimes, shooting the tires out isn't the best option.
Andy: That was my fault Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I don't care who's fault it was. I don't want it happening again.
Dan: *Nods*
Mercedes: Okay.
Captain Jefferson: bạn guys are good, but bạn need to be thêm careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Let's go.
The four ponies went into the briefing room. Dan, Andy, and Mercedes sat behind Tim, and Julia.
Tim: What did he say to bạn guys?
Andy: He just gave us a warning.
Captain Jefferson: *Clearing his throat*
Police Ponies: *Looking at Captain Jefferson*
Captain Jefferson: The ponies in the stolen Buick are big criminals in Canterlot. The State Troopers, Canterlot Highway Patrol, and even the Sheriff's Department want them. According to CHP, their names are Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine. Tim, what was that message kẹo Sunshine sent bạn on your phone about those two?
Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Captain Jefferson: Mostly military weapons. Blue Fedora is a unicorn, so he uses teleportation spells to get him, and his partner in, and out of the base as quickly as possible. This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. If bạn can, stun Blue Fedora so he can't use his magic. That's all I got, get back on the roads.
Police Ponies: *Leaving the briefing room, and heading back to their police cars*
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.
Aqua: I trust bạn got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do bạn think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find thêm weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for bạn tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. bạn stay here with me. If bạn can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, bạn can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, hoặc an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.
Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được for speeding.
Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what bạn know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are bạn even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell bạn about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed tiếp theo time, okay? *Gives the ngựa con, ngựa, pony a thirty dollar ticket*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: *Driving away*
When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio
Andy: Y7, there's a ngựa con, ngựa, pony carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a ngựa con, ngựa, pony carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that ngựa con, ngựa, pony who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, hoặc weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, hiển thị his badge* Hi sir, how are bạn doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*
He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller
Andy: Uh oh.
Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.
Captain Jefferson: So bạn had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions bạn took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: bạn don't shoot anyone unless they open ngọn lửa, chữa cháy on you. What are bạn going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet bạn know they're guilty. What do bạn do if they do nothing?
The three ponies stayed silent.
Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if bạn butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having bạn guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting tiếp theo to her.
Tim: Did Dan tell bạn the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a ngựa con, ngựa, pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other ngựa con, ngựa, pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working.
Julia: That's all?
Tim: Andy thought the ngựa con, ngựa, pony had something illegal on him. It's all over now. What can bạn do?
Blue Fedora was sleeping, even though the sun was up.
Aqua Marine: *Shaking Blue Fedora's body* Wake up!!
Blue Fedora: Ugh. *Awake* What time is it?
Aqua Marine: Ten AM. We overslept! It's time to get thêm guns!
Blue Fedora: Okay, let's go.
Aqua Marine: What are bạn waiting for? Use your magic!
Blue Fedora: I'm working on it! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine into a military base. The area they're in is where they store the guns* Quick, get as much as bạn can.
Aqua Marine: *Putting Assault Rifles, and a machine gun into a brown duffel bag*
Blue Fedora: All right, let's go! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine out of the base, and into a parking lot*
Aqua Marine: We made it. I don't think anypony noticed us.
Blue Fedora: That's great. Now we just need to find a car.
Aqua: *Points to a Pontiac GTO* Let's take that one.
Blue Fedora: *Runs to the car, unlocking it's doors with his magic, and gets inside with Aqua*
Aqua Marine: Let's go! *Puts the bag on the floor in front of her*
Blue: *Uses magic to start the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
Song: link
A state trooper spotted Blue, and Aqua in the GTO, and started chasing them.
Aqua: Oh great. We already picked up a copper!
Blue: It's okay. Let's go through Gran Turismo. He won't chase us through there. It's out of his jurisdiction.
Aqua: That only works with the Canterlot Highway Patrol. That cop is a Neigh Jersey State Trooper!
Blue: Let's try losing him in Gran Turismo anyway. The streets are crowded enough.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection. *Shoots the State Trooper Pony*
State Trooper Pony: *Dies, and crashes into a black Cobalt*
Blue: *Drifts left*
Tim: We see bạn two, and the suspect, on Monday Avenue.
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4 24. He killed the state trooper. Use caution.
Blue: *Honking the horn 12 times as he passes between two trucks*
Undercover Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Can we get a roadblock for this guy?!
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 77: Ten-4, GT7, and 9 setting up the roadblock.
The roadblock was on the middle of the bridge.
Blue: *Floors it towards the roadblock*
Aqua: *Closes her eyes*
Blue: *Hits the cars, and goes airborne, landing on the other side of the bridge*
Police Ponies: Go go! Let's go!! *Driving their cars after Blue, and Aqua*
Julia & Undercover Police Ponies: *Passing the other police ponies*
Dan: *Sees the chase on an intersection in front of him, and speeds up turning on his lights, and siren*
Andy: xin chào wait a một giây man. Wasn't that Aqua Marine, and Blue Fedora in the car they're chasing?
Mercedes: I thought Captain Jefferson didn't want us going after those two.
Dan: Somebody has to help them out.
Blue: *Turns right, and goes onto the Round Freeway*
Sports Car Ponies: *Honking their horns, and stop*
Julia & Dan: *Get onto the round freeway*
Jeep ngựa con, ngựa, pony 93: *Goes over one of the sports cars, and crashes, blocking the entrance to the Freeway*
Police Ponies: *Stop before hitting the car*
Tim: 24, behind Blue, and Aqua on the Round Freeway, Y7 is with us to.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: 24 to Y7, we'll try to get in front of them, bạn stay behind them.
Andy: Ten-4. Be careful bạn two.
Aqua: *Shoots out the window tiếp theo to Julia*
Tim: Keep your head down.
Julia: *Lowers her head so she won't be shot*
Tim: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Aqua's gun out of her hooves*
Julia: *Hits Blue's car, and makes him crash into a barrier*
Julia: *Stops in front of Blue, and Aqua*
Dan: *Stops behind Blue & Aqua*
Stop the song.
Blue & Aqua: *Getting out of the car*
Andy: *Arresting Blue*
Julia: *Arresting Aqua Marine*
Tim: GT24, we've captured both suspects, send GT12 over to pick them up.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
And now we're at the ending credits.
Song: link
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
cầu vồng Dash as Julia Rose
Blue & Aqua: *Sitting down in front of Dan's car*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: *Hoofbumping Dan* bạn guys did well.
Dan: Let's hope the Captain agrees with you.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: With the way bạn guys performed just now, I think he will agree.
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Dan, Andy, and Mercedes: *Smiling*
And Introducing Dan Chandler, & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog, and Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Toby: *Arrives with Red in their Caprice*
Andy: Okay, let's go. *Makes Blue, and Aqua stand up, and walk to Toby's police car*
Police cars furnished bởi Nissan, BMW, Chevrolet, & Chrysler
Blue: *Gets placed in the back, tiếp theo to Aqua*
xe mô tô furnished bởi Kawasaki
Red: *Drives*
Blue: Was it worth it to do what we did?
Aqua: Now that we're arrested, I don't think so.
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
In Association with CandyLover246
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: Oh, come on. Why is cầu vồng Dash playing as the protagonist in three shows? What about me? I'm not all that evil anymore. Whatever, part 1 is complete. Part 2 will begin at 8:30.
Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last ngày of 2016 is down below.
On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
Discord: Oh great. My hiển thị is not on this time. Please hiển thị another episode of The Adventures Of cầu vồng Dash tiếp theo week. I want everyone to see how much of an excellent villain I am.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, bạn finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's giáng sinh List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got thêm important news.
Tom: Yes. In the trước đó episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the tháng goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think bạn know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case bạn don't know, it's a crossover of anime with Hawaii Five-0.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kawaii Five-0
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und panzer
Cosmic cầu vồng as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into anime characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this anime virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the anime virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need thêm money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: link
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And bạn just teach these multi colored động vật to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some ngẫu nhiên road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, bạn would either let me drive, hoặc follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: anime characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. bạn know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops tiếp theo to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* bạn idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: bạn three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: bạn hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. bạn don't think we know what bạn were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know bạn don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to hiển thị bạn that anime characters, and anime in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode
Astrel Sky has a bad day.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My câu hỏi
Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.
Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.
Astrel Sky got pushed aside bởi the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: This is my TV!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, bạn get it!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it thêm than you!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 84: *Takes his game back* bạn need it less than me.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 37: *Gets punching găng tay out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank bạn ngẫu nhiên microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of bạn should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell bạn once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: bạn know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what bạn were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit bạn make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as ôliu, ô liu
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.
Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: bạn think bạn speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? bạn don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when bạn đã đưa ý kiến you'd speak for all of us, bạn were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps bạn two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*
The Nova was behind the cửa hàng about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.
Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*
Slow motion time.
The drunk ngựa con, ngựa, pony hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.
This was the sound being made bởi the scraping on the dumpster: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3
Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.
Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the bãi rác, dumpster for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame bạn two for not fixing this car!
Gary: bạn just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*
A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. hoặc to be thêm specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of bạn to prepare for the tiếp theo scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want bạn to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do bạn want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much bạn pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would bạn like to work on props?
Louis: How do bạn do that?
Director Nick: Go to the điểm thưởng room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did bạn find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do bạn think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, hoặc mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to điểm thưởng room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here bạn are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the tình yêu of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the tiếp theo episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up tiếp theo is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating giáng sinh at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do bạn like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much thêm gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will bạn look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and thạch, sữa ong chúa came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But bạn destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, bạn can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* xin chào guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are bạn alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the kèn binh, nhện, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning bạn Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if bạn didn't say that word ever again." đã đưa ý kiến Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "In một giây place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope bạn don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your đít, mông, ass Alex, hoặc better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
thêm laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just di chuyển onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do bạn have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where bạn automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames bởi Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied bởi saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do bạn have for 400. Good choice." đã đưa ý kiến Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes bạn have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. bạn have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will bạn pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
thêm laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let thêm laughter come out of their mouths. "As I đã đưa ý kiến earlier, all bạn have to do is ring your buzzer, and bạn automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "Sean, why don't bạn pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." đã đưa ý kiến Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, bạn might succeed." đã đưa ý kiến Alex in a disgusted tone. thêm laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Nhật Bản in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." đã đưa ý kiến Alex. "The category is your yêu thích letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters bạn can choose from. Just go for whichever one bạn want. It could be an A, hoặc a B. hoặc how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling bạn three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what bạn wrote down." đã đưa ý kiến Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, bạn wrote down, the letter N. bạn wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing thêm laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope bạn die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, bạn wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. bạn did tell us to write down our yêu thích letter."
"Fantastic. bạn did very well." đã đưa ý kiến Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." đã đưa ý kiến Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: I thought giáng sinh was last week. Or, is there another giáng sinh I don't know about? Gran Turismo is up next.
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Driving a Buick at a fast speed*
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Captain Jefferson: bạn guys are good, but bạn need to be thêm careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
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Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting tiếp theo to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
cầu vồng Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
It was a peaceful ngày in Gran Turismo, until a stolen Buick raced down Main Street, entering Gran Turismo from Canterlot.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Episode 9: Detectives
Special Guest Stars
Blue Fedora & Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick
Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege
Tim: *Driving the M4 police car*
Julia: GT24, in pursuit of the stolen Buick. He's out of CHP's jurisdiction. Continuing pursuit southbound on Main Street.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: *With Red in their Caprice*
Dispatch: Attention all units, 24 has continued the pursuit with the stolen Buick. Your target is a 2014 Verano.
Toby: *Sees a picture of the Buick appear on the front window* Got it Red?
Red: Yes. *Drives the Caprice*
Toby: GT12, behind 24, and ready to assist in pursuit.
????: We are too.
Toby: Must be the new guys.
And Introducing
Dan Chandler & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan Chandler
Andy Dobbs is Dan's partner
Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Mercedes Malibu, Dan's một giây partner
Dan's Chrysler 300
Julia: Copy Y7, we see your Chrysler.
Blue Fedora: *Turns right, passing a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy department, and a hospital*
Ponies: *Blocking the road with a Subaru, and a Plymouth*
Julia: Y7, and 12, we gotta go around this wreck.
Tim: *Drives around the crash*
Toby: We'll take care of these ponies, bạn continue after the Buick.
Dan: *Following Tim*
Tim: We're gonna need some backup.
Julia: Are any other units available to assist?
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 94: Y2 to GT24, we're available to tham gia the pursuit, along with three other units.
Four of these cars are in the pursuit
Andy: All right! That's what I'm talking about!
Dan: Sh, we gotta hear them on the radio.
Julia: Suspect has turned onto the highway, now heading southbound.
Andy: Copy that.
Blue Fedora: *Honking his horn as he passes between a big rig, and a Toyota*
Aqua: Easy. We have important cargo that can't be destroyed.
Blue Fedora: Will bạn shut up? I know how to drive a goddamn car.
Tim: *Passing through the Big Rig, and Toyota*
Big Rig Pony: *Pulls over*
Dan: *Following Tim with the other units behind him*
Blue Fedora: Why don't we use one of those weapons to get rid of them?
Aqua: That's not something I wanted to do, but if we must, then we must. *Sticks the front of her body out of a window as she points a shotgun at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: Get down!!
Aqua: *Fires three times*
Julia: Shots fired, repeat shots fired. Watch yourselves bạn guys.
Andy: Copy that.
Tim: I'm speeding up. *Getting closer to the Buick*
Julia: After what they just did?! Are bạn crazy?!
Tim: If we die, yes. *Hits the bumper of the Buick*
Blue Fedora: *Losing control, but turns left, onto the wrong side of the highway*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way to avoid hitting Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine*
Blue: *Hits a car, going on two wheels as he makes it back onto the right side of the highway*
Aqua: *Unhappy* And the cops are back to chasing us. Well done.
Blue Fedora: It was either that, hoặc get killed bởi one of those oncoming cars.
Aqua: Well, there's one thing we can do to lose those guys. *Grabs a grenade*
Dan: This is getting us nowhere.
Mercedes: What should we do?
Andy: *Grabs his gun* Leave it to me. Pass Tim, and get me as close as bạn can to the suspects.
Dan: *Passing Tim*
Blue Fedora: Throw it now!
Andy: *Shoots the back tires on the Buick*
Blue Fedora: Whoa! *Turns right, hitting a barrier*
Both ponies flew out of the car, and over the barrier
Stop the song
Blue Fedora: *Falling with Aqua as he uses his magic to make two bags appear. He grabs them* I guess this is the part where we die!
Aqua: Oh for the tình yêu of Pete. *Grabs Blue, and with her wings, lowers the both of them gently to the ground* Quick, use your magic, and get us out of here.
Blue Fedora: *Teleports himself, and Aqua away from the highway*
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.
Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it bạn want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase bạn had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, bạn were trying to stop them, but sometimes, shooting the tires out isn't the best option.
Andy: That was my fault Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I don't care who's fault it was. I don't want it happening again.
Dan: *Nods*
Mercedes: Okay.
Captain Jefferson: bạn guys are good, but bạn need to be thêm careful when in pursuit.
Dan: Sure. We can do that.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Let's go.
The four ponies went into the briefing room. Dan, Andy, and Mercedes sat behind Tim, and Julia.
Tim: What did he say to bạn guys?
Andy: He just gave us a warning.
Captain Jefferson: *Clearing his throat*
Police Ponies: *Looking at Captain Jefferson*
Captain Jefferson: The ponies in the stolen Buick are big criminals in Canterlot. The State Troopers, Canterlot Highway Patrol, and even the Sheriff's Department want them. According to CHP, their names are Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine. Tim, what was that message kẹo Sunshine sent bạn on your phone about those two?
Tim: Those two ponies who escaped from us are wanted for stealing weapons.
Julia: What kind of weapons?
Tim: Don't ask.
Captain Jefferson: Mostly military weapons. Blue Fedora is a unicorn, so he uses teleportation spells to get him, and his partner in, and out of the base as quickly as possible. This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. If bạn can, stun Blue Fedora so he can't use his magic. That's all I got, get back on the roads.
Police Ponies: *Leaving the briefing room, and heading back to their police cars*
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.
Aqua: I trust bạn got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do bạn think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find thêm weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for bạn tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. bạn stay here with me. If bạn can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, bạn can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, hoặc an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.
Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche chuyển đổi, chuyển đổi được for speeding.
Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what bạn know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are bạn even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell bạn about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed tiếp theo time, okay? *Gives the ngựa con, ngựa, pony a thirty dollar ticket*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 994: *Driving away*
When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio
Andy: Y7, there's a ngựa con, ngựa, pony carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a ngựa con, ngựa, pony carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that ngựa con, ngựa, pony who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, hoặc weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, hiển thị his badge* Hi sir, how are bạn doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*
He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller
Andy: Uh oh.
Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.
Captain Jefferson: So bạn had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions bạn took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: bạn don't shoot anyone unless they open ngọn lửa, chữa cháy on you. What are bạn going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet bạn know they're guilty. What do bạn do if they do nothing?
The three ponies stayed silent.
Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if bạn butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having bạn guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting tiếp theo to her.
Tim: Did Dan tell bạn the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a ngựa con, ngựa, pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other ngựa con, ngựa, pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working.
Julia: That's all?
Tim: Andy thought the ngựa con, ngựa, pony had something illegal on him. It's all over now. What can bạn do?
Blue Fedora was sleeping, even though the sun was up.
Aqua Marine: *Shaking Blue Fedora's body* Wake up!!
Blue Fedora: Ugh. *Awake* What time is it?
Aqua Marine: Ten AM. We overslept! It's time to get thêm guns!
Blue Fedora: Okay, let's go.
Aqua Marine: What are bạn waiting for? Use your magic!
Blue Fedora: I'm working on it! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine into a military base. The area they're in is where they store the guns* Quick, get as much as bạn can.
Aqua Marine: *Putting Assault Rifles, and a machine gun into a brown duffel bag*
Blue Fedora: All right, let's go! *Teleports himself, and Aqua Marine out of the base, and into a parking lot*
Aqua Marine: We made it. I don't think anypony noticed us.
Blue Fedora: That's great. Now we just need to find a car.
Aqua: *Points to a Pontiac GTO* Let's take that one.
Blue Fedora: *Runs to the car, unlocking it's doors with his magic, and gets inside with Aqua*
Aqua Marine: Let's go! *Puts the bag on the floor in front of her*
Blue: *Uses magic to start the car, and drives away as fast as he can*
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A state trooper spotted Blue, and Aqua in the GTO, and started chasing them.
Aqua: Oh great. We already picked up a copper!
Blue: It's okay. Let's go through Gran Turismo. He won't chase us through there. It's out of his jurisdiction.
Aqua: That only works with the Canterlot Highway Patrol. That cop is a Neigh Jersey State Trooper!
Blue: Let's try losing him in Gran Turismo anyway. The streets are crowded enough.
Song (Start at 1:39): link
Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection. *Shoots the State Trooper Pony*
State Trooper Pony: *Dies, and crashes into a black Cobalt*
Blue: *Drifts left*
Tim: We see bạn two, and the suspect, on Monday Avenue.
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4 24. He killed the state trooper. Use caution.
Blue: *Honking the horn 12 times as he passes between two trucks*
Undercover Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Can we get a roadblock for this guy?!
Police ngựa con, ngựa, pony 77: Ten-4, GT7, and 9 setting up the roadblock.
The roadblock was on the middle of the bridge.
Blue: *Floors it towards the roadblock*
Aqua: *Closes her eyes*
Blue: *Hits the cars, and goes airborne, landing on the other side of the bridge*
Police Ponies: Go go! Let's go!! *Driving their cars after Blue, and Aqua*
Julia & Undercover Police Ponies: *Passing the other police ponies*
Dan: *Sees the chase on an intersection in front of him, and speeds up turning on his lights, and siren*
Andy: xin chào wait a một giây man. Wasn't that Aqua Marine, and Blue Fedora in the car they're chasing?
Mercedes: I thought Captain Jefferson didn't want us going after those two.
Dan: Somebody has to help them out.
Blue: *Turns right, and goes onto the Round Freeway*
Sports Car Ponies: *Honking their horns, and stop*
Julia & Dan: *Get onto the round freeway*
Jeep ngựa con, ngựa, pony 93: *Goes over one of the sports cars, and crashes, blocking the entrance to the Freeway*
Police Ponies: *Stop before hitting the car*
Tim: 24, behind Blue, and Aqua on the Round Freeway, Y7 is with us to.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Tim: 24 to Y7, we'll try to get in front of them, bạn stay behind them.
Andy: Ten-4. Be careful bạn two.
Aqua: *Shoots out the window tiếp theo to Julia*
Tim: Keep your head down.
Julia: *Lowers her head so she won't be shot*
Tim: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Aqua's gun out of her hooves*
Julia: *Hits Blue's car, and makes him crash into a barrier*
Julia: *Stops in front of Blue, and Aqua*
Dan: *Stops behind Blue & Aqua*
Stop the song.
Blue & Aqua: *Getting out of the car*
Andy: *Arresting Blue*
Julia: *Arresting Aqua Marine*
Tim: GT24, we've captured both suspects, send GT12 over to pick them up.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
And now we're at the ending credits.
Song: link
Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
cầu vồng Dash as Julia Rose
Blue & Aqua: *Sitting down in front of Dan's car*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Tim: *Hoofbumping Dan* bạn guys did well.
Dan: Let's hope the Captain agrees with you.
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
Julia: With the way bạn guys performed just now, I think he will agree.
Red Velvet from DragonAura15
Dan, Andy, and Mercedes: *Smiling*
And Introducing Dan Chandler, & Andy Dobbs from SeanTheHedgehog, and Mercedes Malibu from CandyLover246
Toby: *Arrives with Red in their Caprice*
Andy: Okay, let's go. *Makes Blue, and Aqua stand up, and walk to Toby's police car*
Police cars furnished bởi Nissan, BMW, Chevrolet, & Chrysler
Blue: *Gets placed in the back, tiếp theo to Aqua*
xe mô tô furnished bởi Kawasaki
Red: *Drives*
Blue: Was it worth it to do what we did?
Aqua: Now that we're arrested, I don't think so.
The End
Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
In Association with CandyLover246
Song (Start at 0:48): link
Discord: Oh, come on. Why is cầu vồng Dash playing as the protagonist in three shows? What about me? I'm not all that evil anymore. Whatever, part 1 is complete. Part 2 will begin at 8:30.
The following is a SeanTheHedgehog Production
