Song (Start at 0:17): link

Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this âm nhạc come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Những người bạn coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, bạn can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought bạn liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, bạn lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, bạn say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never đã đưa ý kiến slut until now.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic hiển thị start.

Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic hiển thị in Pornstarville *Looks at the tiêu đề above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do bạn want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
cầu vồng Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?

Song: link

The audience stayed silent.

Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: xin chào look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can bạn do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit bạn do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do thêm than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if bạn let me finish-
Snips: She đã đưa ý kiến that's it!! Are bạn deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!

Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.

Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell bạn what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* xin chào SHUT UP bạn ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*

Everyone was now quiet.

Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* bạn started that unnecessary shouting. What can bạn do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted bóng đá mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a bóng đá ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: bạn like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can bạn do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at cầu vồng Dash* What about you?
cầu vồng Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can bạn do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
cầu vồng Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go cầu vồng Dash, you're the best!
cầu vồng Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
cầu vồng Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn have strong self confidence.
cầu vồng Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see bạn use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
cầu vồng Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets cầu vồng Dash hitched to the wagons* If bạn succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, bạn better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, bạn have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.

Stop the song, and play this one: link

cầu vồng Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?

Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies đọc this story were pissed off with what was going on.

NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a tường five times*
Canada24: This needs thêm creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.

Stop the song.

Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: xin chào man, bạn đã đưa ý kiến you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* cầu vồng Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

Song (Start at 1:16): link

Percy: Woah, nice song. Okay, time for the final show. Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 10: Rusty And The Lie

Rusty is friendly with every engine on the Island Of Sodor. His best Những người bạn are Skarloey, and Rheneas. Rusty often tries to be friendly with Duncan too, but Duncan often has arguments with Skarloey, and Rheneas.

Duncan liked Rusty, but he didn't want him to be Những người bạn with Skarloey, and Rheneas. One day, Rusty, and Duncan were alone in the sheds, and Duncan planned to tell a lie to Rusty, "Did bạn hear what Skarloey, and Rheneas told me?"

"No, what?" Asked Rusty. "They told me that they don't like bạn anymore." Replied Duncan, and before Rusty could say anything, Duncan steamed away.

Rusty felt upset, but he didn't know that Duncan was lying to him. He went to see Skarloey, and Rheneas at the station.

"Good morning Rusty." đã đưa ý kiến Skarloey cheerfully.

"Why don't bạn like me anymore?" Asked Rusty.

"We do like you. Who told bạn that we didn't?" asked Rheneas.

"Duncan." Replied Rusty. He felt so ashamed that Duncan lied to him, but Skarloey, and Rheneas thought up a plan.

"We'll get even with Duncan." Sympathized Rheneas. "Right," đã đưa ý kiến Skarloey, "This is what we'll do." He whispered the plan to the two engines.

"Excellent." đã đưa ý kiến Rusty. "I'll go tell him now." He went to the Incline where he saw Duncan pushing empty slate cars. "Let me take over Duncan," Called Rusty, "Mr. Percival wants us to switch jobs."

"If he insists." đã đưa ý kiến Duncan. He was very confused, but still went to see Mr. Hugh.

At the sheds, Mr. Hugh, and the workmen were waiting for an engine to arrive. When at last an engine did arrive, Mr. Hugh was puzzled to see that it was Duncan. "Where's Rusty?" He asked.

"At the incline railway," Replied Duncan, and explained everything.

"Mr. Percival never told us." đã đưa ý kiến Mr. Hugh. "Please take us to him."

So Duncan took the workmen in their train to see Mr. Percival.

Later on, Rusty was doing good shunting the slate cars at the incline, but then he saw Duncan arrive with Mr. Hugh, the workmen, and Mr. Percival.

"Spreading lies is not good. bạn have caused Delay, and Confusion." Mr. Percival told Rusty.

Then, Duncan decided to tell Mr. Percival something, "Sir, it's not entirely his fault."

"What do bạn mean?" Asked Mr. Percival.

"I told a lie to Rusty, and that's why he lied to me about our jobs." Then, Duncan explained everything. He told Mr. Percival about how he disliked Skarloey, and Rheneas, and how he made up a lie to Rusty about Skarloey, and Rheneas not liking Rusty.

In the end, both Rusty, and Duncan received punishments, but they weren't severe. Both engines had to stay in the sheds for only two days.

The End

Song (Start at 1:16): link

Percy: Ladies and gentlemen, we hope bạn enjoyed this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Be sure to come back tiếp theo Saturday at 8 PM.