This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, bạn can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought bạn liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, bạn lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, bạn say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never đã đưa ý kiến slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic hiển thị start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic hiển thị in Pornstarville *Looks at the tiêu đề above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do bạn want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
cầu vồng Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: xin chào look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can bạn do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit bạn do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do thêm than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if bạn let me finish-
Snips: She đã đưa ý kiến that's it!! Are bạn deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell bạn what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* xin chào SHUT UP bạn ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* bạn started that unnecessary shouting. What can bạn do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted bóng đá mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a bóng đá ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: bạn like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can bạn do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at cầu vồng Dash* What about you?
cầu vồng Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can bạn do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
cầu vồng Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go cầu vồng Dash, you're the best!
cầu vồng Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
cầu vồng Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn have strong self confidence.
cầu vồng Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see bạn use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
cầu vồng Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets cầu vồng Dash hitched to the wagons* If bạn succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, bạn better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, bạn have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
cầu vồng Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies đọc this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a tường five times*
Canada24: This needs thêm creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: xin chào man, bạn đã đưa ý kiến you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* cầu vồng Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack
Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.
Spike: Come on Twilight, bạn can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought bạn liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah, she's too much of a slut.
Twilight: And for saying a bad word, bạn lose yo' mustache! *Takes Spike's mustache away*
Spike: Twilight, bạn say it all of the time.
Twilight: No, I say fuck, shit, ass, retard, nigga, and man all the time. I never đã đưa ý kiến slut until now.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight, and Spike walked together as they saw a magic hiển thị start.
Announcer: Fillies, and gentlecolts, welcome to the very first magic hiển thị in Pornstarville *Looks at the tiêu đề above him* (Even though some ponies might call it a faggot show, because of the name of this article) And now, your magician, The Great & Powerful Trixie.
Ponies: *Cheering*
Trixie: *Appears on stage* Hi everypony! Do bạn want to see some magic?
Twilight: Man, what da hell is dis shit?!
Rarity: I say, her performance is absurd.
Applejack: She's a braggin' asshole if I say so myself.
cầu vồng Dash: But guys, we didn't get to see her perform. We don't know if any of that is true yet.
Applejack: *Slaps cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Nervous* Uh.. I mean, er... Magic shmagic. Booo!
Trixie: Who the hell dares to insult the Great & Powerful Trixie?
Song: link
The audience stayed silent.
Trixie: Okay, the Great & Powerful Trixie sees where this is going, and she does not like it.
Pony: xin chào look, someone turned that anime anger thing on her head into the Amtrak logo.
Ponies: *Laughing*
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie is not happy with your so called comedy.
Twilight: Nigga, we're still better den you.
Trixie: Okay, what can bạn do?
Twilight: Exactly the same shit bạn do, and-
Trixie: Not interested.
Twilight: I was about to say-
Trixie: That's enough. The Great & Powerful Trixie needs to deal with someone that can do thêm than exactly the same things The Great & Powerful Trixie does.
Twilight: Man if bạn let me finish-
Snips: She đã đưa ý kiến that's it!! Are bạn deaf?
Trixie: Let's finish this damn thing.
Rarity: BLOWJOB!!!!
Half of the audience coughed while shouting blowjob.
Trixie: what?
Twilight: Man, I don't think it's fair!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie will tell bạn what's fair, and what's not.
Rarity: EAT ME!!!!!
Ponies: Eat me!! *Coughs* Eat me!!
Twilight: *Goes to Applejack* Man, tell dem assholes to shut up.
Applejack: *Looks at everyone shouting* xin chào SHUT UP bạn ASSHOLES!!
Twilight: *Tackles Applejack*
Everyone was now quiet.
Trixie: Okay. *Looks at Rarity* bạn started that unnecessary shouting. What can bạn do that's better than the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
Rarity: Oh, let's see. I masturbate forty times a day, I have had sex with every stallion in this city at least once. I take care of one daughter named Sweetie Belle, and-
Trixie: In other words, you're a sex addicted bóng đá mom.
Rarity: I don't even like soccer.
Trixie: Then here, *Throws a bóng đá ball at Rarity which hits her face*
Rarity: Ow!
Trixie: bạn like the pain right? The Great & Powerful Trixie can tell.
Rarity: *Cries while running away*
Applejack: Now that ain't right!
Trixie: The Great & Powerful Trixie does not care about what's right. What can bạn do?
Applejack: Kick trees.
Trixie: That's it?
Applejack: Yes.
Trixie: *Stares at cầu vồng Dash* What about you?
cầu vồng Dash: What about me?
Trixie: What can bạn do that's better then the things The Great & Powerful Trixie does?
cầu vồng Dash: Lots of things. I have strong self confidence, I'm always in a positive attitude.
Bonbon: She's right!
Lyra: Go cầu vồng Dash, you're the best!
cầu vồng Dash: *Blushes when hearing Lyra's comment* I do that easily-
Trixie: Do what?
cầu vồng Dash: Blush. I blush easily. That's about it.
Trixie: bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn have strong self confidence.
cầu vồng Dash: Yep.
Trixie: Let's see bạn use it against this!! *Uses magic to make four wagons appear. They're all loaded with toys* Get this to the nearest orphanage. (There's no way she can pull those wagons. They're too heavy.)
cầu vồng Dash: *Smiles as she walks over to the wagons*
Trixie: *Gets cầu vồng Dash hitched to the wagons* If bạn succeed in getting this to the nearest orphanage, The Great & Powerful Trixie will leave forever.
Twilight: Come on man, bạn better do this!
Applejack: To get to the nearest orphanage, bạn have to go over a really steep hill. Be careful.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
cầu vồng Dash: *Pulling the wagons* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can-
Trixie: *Stares in disbelief* SHE'S DOING IT?!!!!?
Meanwhile, other people were going on a rampage. All over the world, the bronies đọc this story were pissed off with what was going on.
NocturnalMirage: This is a terrible song!!! *Slams his head into a tường five times*
Canada24: This needs thêm creepypasta!
Windwakerguy430: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SeanTheHedgehog: Oh well. Haters gonna hate.
Stop the song.
Trixie: *Sitting down in a depressed state*
Twilight: xin chào man, bạn đã đưa ý kiến you'd get da fuq outta here!
Trixie: *Leaves Pornstarville*
Twilight: Hell yeah man! I did it!
Ponies: Boo!! *Throwing garbage at Twilight* cầu vồng Dash did it! Not you!!
Twilight: Spike, this is all your fault!!!
Applejack: He ain't even here anymore
Twilight: FUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
