Unohana Restu

Well, um, this is awkward.
Anti pick-up lines on
Valentine’s Day. From
Unohana, of all people. But it
does happen to be tiếp theo in
the request queue! So let’s
do this. When Unohana
meets with some unwelcome
flirting, what does she say
(assuming she doesn’t
just, bạn know, kill the guy)?
[And hey! If bạn need more
anti pick-up lines in your life,
check out Byakuya, Urahara,
Aizen, Hitsugaya, Mashiro,
and Gin!]
1. “Your sword is not
strong enough to satisfy
me.”
2. “While it is good to be
energetic, I would prefer you
to aim that energy at
someone other than me.”
3. “There is only one man
alive who can...

Lieutenant Isane was quite distressed. She had gone out last night with Rangiku, Rukia, and Nanao. They were drinking lightly (…well most of them were, Rangiku had polished off three bottles already) and the subject came around to their Captains.

"I swear my Captain doesn't have a heart, he made me do 50 pages of paperwork today after he found my sake stash," Rangiku complained in a slurred voice. "He'll never get a girlfriend if this keeps up."

Nanao adjusted her glasses. "I'm hardly surprised that he found your stash, but I doubt your punishment will affect his tình yêu life."

"What tình yêu life?...