bạn might be a redneck if
thêm than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
bạn think the stock market has a fence around it.
bạn think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Mất tích a loved one to kudzu.
Your thuyền has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills thêm than three dogs.
Your coffee bàn used to be a telephone cable spool.
bạn keep a can of Raid on the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table.
You've ever used a toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi as a picture frame.
Your trang chủ has thêm miles on it than your car.
thêm than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
bạn think the stock market has a fence around it.
bạn think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Mất tích a loved one to kudzu.
Your thuyền has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills thêm than three dogs.
Your coffee bàn used to be a telephone cable spool.
bạn keep a can of Raid on the phòng bếp, nhà bếp table.
You've ever used a toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi as a picture frame.
Your trang chủ has thêm miles on it than your car.