Save the Bumble Monkeys

Scene: Chatta's House
Caramel: Come on! Let's hurry up doing cleaning! This house is a real mess!
Chatta: My house is NOT a mess! Fixit! bạn are such a disaster! bạn broke my computer!
Fixit: It's not my fault! This computer is older than my Grandma! bạn should get a new one!
Chatta: Well, now I have to! Thanks to you!
Lockette: You'll never guess who's coming to Pixieville!
Fixit: Steven Appleman, the creator of the I-Pixie communications Pod?
Martino: David Peckham, international Pixie ball star?
Amore: Don't tell me David Peckham is coming? When's he gonna be here?
Caramel: Maybe Martha cá đuối, ray Dean is coming! I just tình yêu her Peat Floral upside down cake!
Lockette: No, no, no! It's even better than that! Justin Nimble is coming to do a benefit buổi hòa nhạc for Bumble Monkey Awareness!
Chatta: Justin Nimble!
Fixit: Girls's stuff!
Pam: I just picked up the newest issue of...
Lockette: To raise awareness of the plight of the Bumble Monkeys, Pixieville welcomes...
Chatta: The sensational Justin Nimble! This is the best ngày of my life! I know every word of every song on every album he has ever made! Ever!
Pixies (singing): I tình yêu the sun of the summer, baby I tình yêu girls. So c'mon baby, baby, come on.
Martino: bạn better hope he doesn't hear bạn sing, 'cause it might make him hurl, hurl, hurl!
Chatta: Be quiet! You're just jealous! I'll wear something gorgeous, like my yellow sunflower dress, hoặc the blue sapphire dress! Wait! Wait! Wait! I need something fun, but serious! Something that says, "Bumble Monkeys... I care," but also says "Hiiii, Justin."
Fixit: But bạn can't go to the concert. bạn don't know a thing about Bumble Monkeys.
Chatta: You... you... you're right, Fixit!
Martino: And not if you're gonna do that!
Fixit: Yeah, gross! Nice one though!
Chatta: That wasn't me! Bumble Monkey Safari!? That's perfect! We can learn everything we need to know! Justin will be so impressed, he'll ask "Are bạn single?" and I'll say "Yes," and he'll say "'Cause girl I want bạn to be my girl" and I'll say...

Scene: Bumble Monkey Safari
Driver: Ready for the tour? As bạn can see, the stalagmites are really quite fascinating!
Martino: I've had enough of this!
Fixit: Let's go on our own tour!
Driver: bạn do know the difference between a stalactite and a stalagmite, don't you?
Pixies: No!
Driver: That is a stalactite! And that Bumble Monkey just found us a stalagmite. Bumble Monkeys are born with crossed eyes, two left feet and a larger than normal right ear. They have problems walking and eating, even caring for their young!
Martino: Why are bạn hitting yourself, Bumble Monkey? Wait! What? No!
Fixit: Bad Bumble Monkey! Put him down!
Martino: Don't just stand there! Do something!
Driver: We estimate there are only three hundred Bumble Monkeys left in existence! Make that two hundred and ninety-nine! Bumble Monkeys don't communicate verbally, but through sign language... Observe! xin chào you! Hey, Bumble Monkey... Hungry? Food! Make that two hundred and ninety-eight!
Fixit: Hold on! Wait a minute! Let's see... Quiet, Martino! This oughta free bạn from that Bumble Monkey!
Driver: It's a miracle they've survived at all.
Amore: Is there anything that can be done to help them?
Driver: We believe their only hope is for Pixies and người nổi tiếng to adopt them! Ah, boys come here. What do bạn say? Would bạn like to adopt a sweet, innocent, little Bumble Monkey? Poor monkey! Oh, well, guess I'll just have to give bạn to Justin Nimble. Such a nice fellow! He's adopted twenty of them this tháng alone!
Chatta: Give me the baby monkey! I'll be happy to adopt him! Oh, yes! This is perfect! Now I'm sure to win Justin's heart.... Mmmmmm! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Amore: Chatta, have bạn always had those blue polka dots?
Driver: Hold on! Watery eyes, itchy skin, bright blue dots? Fascinating!
Chatta: What?!
Driver: bạn are one of the rare Pixies who are allergic to Bumble Monkeys!
Amore: What does that mean?
Lockette: Is she gonna die?
Driver: Oh no, it's completely harmless. Well, other than making bạn look like an itchy, big-eyed, blue-dotted Pixie, so repulsive that no one will ever want to be your boyfriend. That, and it makes bạn incredibly gassy, like myself!
Chatta: What?!

Scene: Hospital
Amore: Don't worry, Chatta! According to "Pixieville Fashion," blue dots are in this year!
Chatta: Yeah, on your dress! Not on your face! What am I gonna do?
Lockette: Here's a thought, why don't bạn get rid of that?
Chatta: I can't! He's going to help me win Justin's heart!
Pam: Don't worry, sweetie! I'll make bạn a dress out of Irona-Root. You'll look wonderful and it'll keep bạn from scratching! Tada!
Chatta: Well? What do bạn think? Uh, oh, guys! I feel an itch coming on!
Pam: Don't worry! The Irona-Root is the strongest substance in Pixieville. You'll never be able to... hmm?

Scene: Chatta's House
Amore: Do bạn know what, Chatta? I have one word for you, "Blending!" Blend, blend, blend... and done!
Fixit: I got it!
Chatta: What is it?
Fixit: It's a portable digital pathogen neural blocker bracelet. As long as it's on, it neutralizes the symptoms of your allergy, see? Just make sure bạn wear it to the concert!
Chatta: Thank bạn so much! Now let's go raise Bumble Monkey awareness! Justin Nimble, here we come!

Scene: buổi hòa nhạc Hall
Gnome: So bạn don't give discounts for the những người hâm mộ older than fifty centuries? I'll give bạn three used tickets for a new one!
Ticket Seller: Hey!
Justin: *sing* I tình yêu the sun of the summer. Baby I tình yêu girls.
Fixit: Girly stuff!
Martino: Do bạn wanna be my surprise, girl?!
Justin: Every ngày a Bumble Monkey is in danger of walking off a cliff, hoặc walking into a stalactite, hoặc suffocating from shoving a trái chuối, chuối up its nose. So girls, let's do something about it! See your awareness? YO! I just raised it... GIRL!
Chatta: He's so deep! He's so cute! He's so compassionate!
Justin: And now, girls... I got a special treat for you! One of bạn Pixies is gonna come backstage with me to meet my crew. And the lucky lady is... YOU! The Bumble Monkey you've adopted tells me that bạn are a real and true người hâm mộ of Bumble Monkeys!
Chatta: No way, I can't... I can... not believe it!
Justin: Girl, fly up here and get your prize! Girl, bạn came to the buổi hòa nhạc even though bạn were allergic? Girl, that's deep! Wow! You're the dreamiest!
Chatta: I just wanted to meet you! You're the dreamiest!
Justin: Girl, bạn impress me, girl. I'm gonna write a song about you! *sing* tình yêu me baby, Kiss me, baby, one thêm time. Because bạn are my Bumble Monkey. I was looking for something, looking for someone...
Amore: That is so romantic! He's allergic too!
Justin: Because bạn are my Bumble Monkey...
Chatta: This is the best ngày of my life!
Justin: Bumble Monkey!

Scene: Bumble Monkey Safari
Driver: Two ninety-seven!