Disclaimer: This bài viết does not mean hoặc intend to offend anyone who is serious about religion hoặc religions. It is merely a point of view.

Hey. So this is God, it's lovely to see bạn all again. I decided to call this emergency meeting of all members of the Church of Polly after I noticed you're all wearing clothes... What's with that!? I didn't give bạn clothes, I put bạn in a lovely garden with trees and bushes and purdy hoa and bạn go make youself clothes!? Meh... Heck, I didn't even give bạn materials!? bạn guys are smarter than I intended...


Well I was thinking to myself, before anything...