BEAUTY IS A CURSE
Aw, hon... you were just too pretty to live. As the masked murderer chased you through the woods, he told you he ranked his victims based on cuteness, and you were at the top of the list. You couldn't help feeling flattered, even if the compliment was coming from a total psycho. When you turned around for one second to look at this insane (but clearly intelligent) person, you ran straight into a tree. He caught up and stabbed you through your favorite shirt. At that point, you kind of just gave up. I mean, without that shirt, was there any point in living?
YOUR NEW CRUSH HAS FANGS
You would've noticed the extra-sharp teeth if you weren't so busy staring into those mesmerizing eyes and listening to that soothing voice tell you how "tasty" you look tonight. If it's any solace, it didn't really hurt, and you looked super cute as the vampire chased you around the moonlit garden. If you had screamed a little louder, you might've been rescued, but you had a sore throat that day and could barely manage a fearful squeak. The only bad thing about your death (besides being dead, of course) is that people will make way too many Twilight references at your funeral.
MY TOYS CAME 2 LIFE!!!
You devoted your life to acquiring all the dolls, toys and memorabilia you could get your hands on, but ironically, one of your precious collectibles chose to take that life away. Maybe the creepy lady down the block had a garage sale and you accidentally bought a puppet possessed by a murderer. Maybe your new toy robot was programmed to destroy humanity. Or maybe that dirty old clown doll you found on the street really was evil. In a frightening collectible rebellion, the malicious toy tried to sell you on eBay, but then it found out you were more valuable in parts. Not pretty.
what would have been really ironic is if it said heart attack cuz i'm Kira in the Death Note RP. XD. i can't say i'm shocked but i'm sure my tommy would keep them in line! i've had hims since i was born. ... ...no, my luck he'd b one of the ones that didn't come 2 life...
Your horror movie death is extra tragic, because the people around you just assumed you went crazy. The truth is, you bought a weird-looking antique book at a used bookstore downtown, and when you read the first few lines aloud in a fake scary voice, you accidentally called forth an evil spirit. The ancient demon possessed your body and controlled your every move, but it never quite grasped the basics of modern technology. After a messy incident involving the escalator at the mall, the demon decided human bodies were just too fragile. It abandoned your now lifeless self, and moved into a Gossip Girls novel.
WHEN ACTION FIGURES TURN VIOLENT
You devoted your life to acquiring all the dolls, toys and memorabilia you could get your hands on, but ironically, one of your precious collectibles chose to take that life away. Maybe the creepy lady down the block had a garage sale and you accidentally bought a puppet possessed by a murderer. Maybe your new toy robot was programmed to destroy humanity. Or maybe that dirty old clown doll you found on the street really was evil. In a frightening collectible rebellion, the malicious toy tried to sell you on eBay, but then it found out you were more valuable in parts. Not pretty.
You spend a lot of time in a bathing suit, so it shouldn't be all that surprising to discover that you were swallowed whole by a creature from the depths. Although most giant squid are in fact quite friendly, you encountered one with poor eyesight who mistook you for an oversized shrimp. You struggled to escape its 20-foot tentacles, but a giant squid is much, much stronger than you. On the bright side, being slurped up into the squid's stomach felt really neat. People who get eaten by sharks and alligators have no idea what they're missing!
Your New Crush Has FangsYou would've noticed the extra-sharp teeth if you weren't so busy staring into those mesmerizing eyes and listening to that soothing voice tell you how "tasty" you look tonight. If it's any solace, it didn't really hurt, and you looked super cute as the vampire chased you around the moonlit garden. If you had screamed a little louder, you might've been rescued, but you had a sore throat that day and could barely manage a fearful squeak. The only bad thing about your death (besides being dead, of course) is that people will make way too many Twilight references at your funeral.
Aw, hon... you were just too pretty to live. As the masked murderer chased you through the woods, he told you he ranked his victims based on cuteness, and you were at the top of the list. You couldn't help feeling flattered, even if the compliment was coming from a total psycho. When you turned around for one second to look at this insane (but clearly intelligent) person, you ran straight into a tree. He caught up and stabbed you through your favorite shirt. At that point, you kind of just gave up. I mean, without that shirt, was there any point in living?
You would've noticed the extra-sharp teeth if you weren't so busy staring into those mesmerizing eyes and listening to that soothing voice tell you how "tasty" you look tonight. If it's any solace, it didn't really hurt, and you looked super cute as the vampire chased you around the moonlit garden. If you had screamed a little louder, you might've been rescued, but you had a sore throat that day and could barely manage a fearful squeak. The only bad thing about your death (besides being dead, of course) is that people will make way too many Twilight references at your funeral.
No, not Twilight references! D:
You devoted your life to acquiring all the dolls, toys and memorabilia you could get your hands on, but ironically, one of your precious collectibles chose to take that life away. Maybe the creepy lady down the block had a garage sale and you accidentally bought a puppet possessed by a murderer. Maybe your new toy robot was programmed to destroy humanity. Or maybe that dirty old clown doll you found on the street really was evil. In a frightening collectible rebellion, the malicious toy tried to sell you on eBay, but then it found out you were more valuable in parts. Not pretty.
what would have been really ironic is if it said heart attack cuz i'm Kira in the Death Note RP. XD. i can't say i'm shocked but i'm sure my tommy would keep them in line! i've had hims since i was born. ... ...no, my luck he'd b one of the ones that didn't come 2 life...
Your horror movie death is extra tragic, because the people around you just assumed you went crazy. The truth is, you bought a weird-looking antique book at a used bookstore downtown, and when you read the first few lines aloud in a fake scary voice, you accidentally called forth an evil spirit. The ancient demon possessed your body and controlled your every move, but it never quite grasped the basics of modern technology. After a messy incident involving the escalator at the mall, the demon decided human bodies were just too fragile. It abandoned your now lifeless self, and moved into a Gossip Girls novel.
You devoted your life to acquiring all the dolls, toys and memorabilia you could get your hands on, but ironically, one of your precious collectibles chose to take that life away. Maybe the creepy lady down the block had a garage sale and you accidentally bought a puppet possessed by a murderer. Maybe your new toy robot was programmed to destroy humanity. Or maybe that dirty old clown doll you found on the street really was evil. In a frightening collectible rebellion, the malicious toy tried to sell you on eBay, but then it found out you were more valuable in parts. Not pretty.
You spend a lot of time in a bathing suit, so it shouldn't be all that surprising to discover that you were swallowed whole by a creature from the depths. Although most giant squid are in fact quite friendly, you encountered one with poor eyesight who mistook you for an oversized shrimp. You struggled to escape its 20-foot tentacles, but a giant squid is much, much stronger than you. On the bright side, being slurped up into the squid's stomach felt really neat. People who get eaten by sharks and alligators have no idea what they're missing!
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