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Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the tiêu đề says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if bạn wish to read them. Any tiêu đề with a Roman numeral tiếp theo to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope bạn enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making bạn laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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 This is a picture from the âm nhạc video for "second chance"
This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"
Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting ngôi sao trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to lung lay, swing by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding không gian is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told bạn before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't Mất tích my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! bạn just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs bởi still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I đã đưa ý kiến not to ACTUALLY put kẹo coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are bạn doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't bạn be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do bạn know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little ngựa con, ngựa, pony and Lunicorns Are Made bởi Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made bởi Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! hoặc Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
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Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do bạn see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And bạn can be my friend! Oh! And bạn can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to vong linh, vượn cáo habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes bạn look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers bạn can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But bởi golly bạn are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have bạn been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers bạn can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But bởi golly bạn are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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