sexy rico

Private rushed through the dark murderous forest for his life. Leaping over dead cây roots, croutching under branches, and yelping for some one's, anyone's help, he raced farther and farther away from the inferno mansion. For all he knew, the maniac that killed his Những người bạn was on his trail. No time, did he waste, to glance back to found where his attacker was.
Soon he was almost at the threshold, where they had almost wrecked coming. Just then in front of him Skipper's shadowy figure jumped from a cây with an ax in one flipper, blocking the trembling Private from escaping. "Sorry, I have...

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank bạn for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one hoặc the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and động vật 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

We wander through the snowy wasteland for miles on end. A loud moan comes out of nowhere and I turn my head in pursuit it find out where it is coming from. It contuines and my stomach vibrates and aches. A gnasiating feeling causes me to not feel so peachy.
"Keep up, Skipper, we're almost there!" He growls. I struggle to pick up the pace, but I'm just not fast enough. As clear the purest water, a cave sits under the sunset, gleaming. My breathing heavies as I enter.
The ice sparkles above and I feel like I'm walking through the blue beam of the northern lights. cá Bones dangle from the roof...

Chapter 18: The Final Battle
“It’s time to end this war! They killed Coryn. But, we have defeated The Striga and Nyra. But, we can’t end this war until we take out Dr. Blowhole.” “Agreed! He shall pay for what he’s done to us!” Soren, the new king of the Ga’Hoole tree, declared. “Okay, Mumble, Gylfie, and I will go spy on Blowhole. Everybody else, stay here and get ready for the battle.” Pat proclaimed. “Pat, we want some action.” Blu said, pointing a talon at Nico, Pedro, and Jewel. “Alright, we could always use thêm eyes.”

Later, the group, Blu, Nico, Pedro, Jewel,...

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for vong linh, vượn cáo use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 thêm pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...


Before me, he stands as tall as a cây with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make bạn laugh. He can make bạn smile when bạn feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the cây itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered bởi a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

the story begins with skipper hiển thị me a surprise.

Me: skipper can I open my eyes now?

Skipper: not yet Kiva. okay now

Me: (opens my eyes) wow. it's a boat.

Skipper: yup and for the tiếp theo few days it's just going to be bạn and me going fishing.

Me: cool I like that idea skipper let's go.

so me and skipper went to Bahia De, Los Angeles and then me and skipper set sail on the thuyền passing a few islands to Bahia Kino.

Skipper: so how's the thuyền ride so far Kiva?

Me: hm? oh it's good skipper.

Skipper: what's wrong don't bạn like it?

Me: I do like it skipper it's just that I keep having this funny feeling...

I woke up the tiếp theo mourning knowing that it is time to find thực phẩm and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy is still there so it's time for me to look for thực phẩm and water. thực phẩm and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for thực phẩm and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a trái xoài, xoài it's perfect and it's an toàn, két an toàn for me to eat.

so after i grab the trái xoài, xoài I ate the mango. after i ate the trái xoài, xoài i crawl with one leg to look for water....

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a chuột I look like minnie chuột but different. I wear a màu hồng, hồng bow a màu hồng, hồng dress and màu hồng, hồng shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) xin chào where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the tiếp theo thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

The look of horror on their faces đã đưa ý kiến it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

The look of horror on their faces đã đưa ý kiến it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one thêm time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't bạn guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like bạn could use the sleep. bạn have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the không gian squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, hoặc whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the không gian squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if bạn haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

So one ngày I got this idea: What if the penguins had to deal with problems that were completely opposite theirs? That's what gave rise to this story. Read and enjoy!

THE REVERSE WORLD
It was a beautiful sunny ngày and Private decided to take advantage of the weather to go out for a walk.
"It's a great ngày for a walk now," he said, strolling about slowly in the park, "the weather's all sunny and bright..."
Then his foot caught on something big and he fell over. He picked himself up and stared at the shiny object that had caused his fall.
"What's this?" he wondered, picking it up and studying it, "It's...

Private's PoV
It's 6:30 a. m., and I'm wide awake. This is nothing unusual; Skipper usually makes us rise before the sun. I don't mind though; I like spending time with my friends, even if it's while doing drills and practice. After that was done, we combed the zoo for any suspicious activity. Finding none, we headed back to our enclosure to do ngẫu nhiên stuff. The first thing Kowalski did was go to work on his new invention. I'm not sure what it's supposed to do; all I know is he says it's his "best ever" and that it'll "change history". I've heard it all before. We all have. Kowalski makes a...

Death bởi Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.


Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet Sô cô la (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened ca cao powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder hoặc 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons chua cream


Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream hoặc whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet Sô cô la (40-50% cocoa)



Method
1.Preheat lò nướng to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 hoặc 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof hoặc other...

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If bạn wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt bạn guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, bạn got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The cây falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...