Oh the Irony...

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, bạn probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM hoặc Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written bởi Judith Viorst. bạn should read it. bạn know, if bạn like picture sách made for Kindergarteners.


I went to giường with cá in my mouth, but now there’s cá in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my đậu phụng, đậu phộng Butter...

    [Three figures di chuyển along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are bạn sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
    ...