Rico Demotivational

[Skipper and Kowalski were locked in an intense game of checkers. Both of the opponents were equally matched. Kowalski was, of course, a genius but Skipper hadn’t made it this far with cheap strategy skills either. Skipper moves his black checker piece, it seemed like a good di chuyển to him. He realized that it was the wrong di chuyển though, when he heard Kowalski’s laugh of triumph.]
Kowalski: [Smugly] And now it’s time to put my triple flip checker trick to the test
[Kowalski does a series of moves with his red checker piece that were as complex and impossible looking as would be expected...

“Busted”
June 23, 2014

    After a long ngày of training, dealing with Julien, and protecting the zoo, Skipper busied himself on a top-secret solo mission. . . .

    “You think you’re smooth, Hans, but you’re not as smooth as me. Especially not like . . . this!” Skipper đã đưa ý kiến to the mirror as he held the fake mustache to his beak. He straightened his cowboy hat and shined his sheriff badge. “Now, that’s what I call a rugged Belvidere if I do say so myself.”

    Skipper turned at different angles to the mirror as he admired...

Breathe Again 04.10.16

“Thanks for this, guys. I really appreciate it,” Max đã đưa ý kiến as the penguins prepared to leave.

“No problem, Moon Cat,” Skipper replied. “We hope your new trang chủ works for you. bạn know where to find us if bạn need anything.”

“Just across town,” Max replied affirmatively. “Got it.”

“Let’s head home, boys,” Skipper đã đưa ý kiến as the four of them climbed into their màu hồng, hồng car. Rico pressed on the gas but had to brake suddenly when a van zipped by, heading east.

“Whoa, they’re in a hurry,” Private observed.

“Wasn’t that a news van, Skipper?” Kowalski inquired....

Razor padded down the stairs and stared at the young penguin. "Hmm." He lifted him on his back and walked off.

Memory

Private ran around on the đồi núi, hill giggling joyfully.

"Private could bạn come here for a second?" Blue called, shaking his head at the smaller.

Private squealed then ran back and wrapped his flippers around him. "You're warm big brothah."

"Close your eyes."

"Why?"

Blue laughed, "Well it won't be a surprise if I tell you."

Private pouted but shut his eyes. He was certainly surprised feeling his forehead being kissed.

"May bạn be smiled upon baby brother."

Private opened his eyes. "What was...

Light 01.23.15

Marlene laid against the dark, damp soil, nearly losing consciousness. The air was growing heavy, and her breathing was becoming labored. She'd been underground for almost an giờ now, and was running out of oxygen. In the pitch black, she'd never felt thêm alone.

She and Private had left the zoo for snowcones. But when they got close, a human spotted them and they had to hide in a panic haste. Private sought refuge in a trashcan while Marlene chim bồ câu, bồ câu into an abandoned cáo, fox hole. But the tiếp theo thing she knew, the human ran across it in tìm kiếm of her and the vibration caused the loose...

“No, Mort! bạn are so stupid-y! bạn can not just hop right in front of me like that when I am shaking my money-maker!” Julien snapped at the small lemur.

“But I wanted to shake my money-maker, too!” Mort protested.

“No! bạn do not have a money-maker! Only the king has the maker of the money,” Julien insisted as he dusted off his crown. “Also, I—”

“King Julien!” Maurice interrupted from the sidelines.

“Maurice!” Julien đã đưa ý kiến angrily. “How dare bạn interrupt me when I am ranting!”

“Just look!” Maurice đã đưa ý kiến pointing to the penguins’ habitat across the way.

Julien followed...

“Hurry! Get him on the table! We’re losing him!” Kowalski commanded as he, Rico, and Private carried their leader into the zoo infirmary.

Rico and Private laid a bruised, scratched-up, and unconscious Skipper on the examination table.

“We’re going to need help!” Kowalski đã đưa ý kiến setting to work assessing his wounds. “Private, go find some hands!”

“Aye!” Private acknowledged as he leapt from the table. He ran to the chimps’ habitat first.

“Mason! Phil!” he called in a panic.

Mason climbed down from his cây with Phil following close behind.

“What’s the trouble, Private?...

Author's Note: Happy New Year! Here's the tiếp theo chapter!

For the một giây time that day, I woke up –this time with the smell of sardines. Private’s face was hovering close by, and that was the first thing I saw. “He’s awake!” Private yelled.

I held a flipper to my head and groaned. “Remind me not to spin my head like that again,” I said.

Rico smiled at me. He đã đưa ý kiến something I didn’t understand. “Sorry,” I said. “What did bạn say?”

Private translated. “He says that you’ll get well soon.”

I glanced at Rico. He nodded in confirmation. Kowalski waddled over. “Perhaps...

Monday
The three penguins lined up in front of their leader. “Mission, sir?” asked Kowalski, saluting.
“Right,” replied his commander. “Years ago, I received a call of help from our cousins the turkeys.”
“The turkeys are our cousins?” repeated Private.
“Yes.”
Private’s face grew worried. “So our cousins are being butchered as we speak?”
Rico’s face, on the other hand, was disturbingly dreamy. Ignoring the look on Rico’s face, Skipper continued. “Like a fool, I turned it down.”
“Isn’t it breaking the chim cánh cụt code?” asked Kowalski.
Skipper glared at him....

    For a long while, Kowalski traveled in the dark. The only way he could see anything was because of the gentle moonlight and Aurora Borealis dancing across the sky. He persisted through the snow, fighting against the wind. The cold pinched at his face and made it difficult to keep his eyes open. Finally, he assumed that it’d be best to just stop and get some rest.

    Without much option on a place to sleep, he just stopped where he was and laid his spare găng tay down. Feet first, he climbed inside the găng tay until his head was inside. The insulated...