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"I volunterr!"

added by carsfan

Source: The Most Dangerous Game Night episode

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Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar

kowalski

chim cánh cụt

Sw33tPoMFan, CoolNala and 5 others like this

carsfan Oh boy... First, he gets squached by the Rat King in "Miracle on Ice", then he gets squached AGAIN by the robot that the nanites did... TWICE! And now, in "The Most Dangerous Game Night", he gets squiched by Burt! Now that is one unlucky penguin... XD Poor Kowalski... XDD

stlouisfan He actually looks eager to go.

Skipperlovah258 eeeehh... looks painful...

CuteCuddly Kowalski: Help...? Me: Mmm-no.

ILUVKOWALSKI Aw, poor Kowalski :(

Lt_Kowalski Why is it, that I am always getting hurt or something with someones big ass?? It's not fair!

___Sophie___ He's actually stating "I Give Up!"

krazy4kowalski I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

mostar1219 ^^^ does the nexoskeleton count or that robot created by the nanites count? i doubt i'd qualify those incidents as being squished by big asses. More like malfunctions with a hint of being crushed on something's back.

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I only...

added by Icicle1penguin

Source: Meeeee!

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kowlski costume

added by fun123fun

Source: costume express

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rico is trying to get help from kowlski to figer out the flovor of srtide mystery gum!

added by fun123fun

Source: GUM

Private the dancer!! =))

added by PrivatelyFunny

Source: my sister, Dsprtpenguin

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Kowalski behind the wheel

added by Icicle1penguin

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The marriage of Skipper and Marlene

posted by ricoiswsome

Private: Do bạn have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do bạn have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will bạn take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to tình yêu and to nourish, til death do bạn part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will bạn take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to tình yêu and to nourish til death do bạn part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: bạn may Kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are bạn doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

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The chim cánh cụt That Loved Me (1)

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This, as bạn probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this bài viết came from LeonardFan's scenario đã đăng under the 'Final Blowhole Episode tiêu đề Confirmed' bức ảnh and Jedipenguin16's tường post on the club. I hope bạn enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are bạn doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on bởi leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 7

posted by legendary7

Soon the penguins began to walk. bởi noon their feet felt ablazingly painful. The sand rubbed them raw. The towering sun beat down on them. They had thought New York was bad in the summer, but that was nothing compared to this heat. Each một phút every chim cánh cụt seemed to fall to the hot sand. Their mouths were as dry as a waterhole in Africa during the dry season. It wasn't long before Private fell back, but before he hit the ground Skipper caught him as usual.

"Private!" Skipper cried.

"I'm so thirsty, Skippah!" Private whined. Skipper took Private's cantine off of his soldier and gave it...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 1/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

In the HQ, the Penguins pack up all their stuff. Yup! They are going to spend a Week in the Himalayan Mountains. A perfect Vacation place, isn’t it?

Private: "Can Julien come with us?"
Skipper: "Negative! It’s a Classified Vacation Spot, Soldier! Besides, Lemurs can’t stand the đắng, cay đắng cold."
Private: "I've always wanted to climb the Mount Everest."
Kowalski: "In the Language of Sanskrit, ‘Himalaya’ means ‘Abode of snow’!"
Rico: "Huh?"
Private: [Thrilled] "How do bạn know all these, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "Just… did some research before choosing a Vacation Spot!"
Skipper: "We leave tomorrow...

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Harry potter meets pom part 4

posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today bạn will learn how to fly a broom
Now bạn will force your cây chổi, chổi to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go bạn will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex bạn can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are bạn Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't hoặc else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was bạn
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble

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A Skilene-Filled September (Sample 3)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 3: “Do bạn Take This Otter?”
Friday, September 3, 2010

It was the biggest event taking place at the zoo in years, and all the động vật wanted to chịu, gấu witness to it. On a ngày that the zoo was closed for repairs, a crowd of động vật gathered inside and outside of the zoovenir cửa hàng to watch the ceremony: Antonio and Marlene were getting married.

At 1 o’clock in the afternoon, the event got underway as Marlene walked through the zoovenir shop’s main entrance and began her procession down the aisle, escorted bởi Maurice. As Kowalski played “Here Comes the Bride”...

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PEROSNALTY câu hỏi kiểm tra

posted by fun123fun

whats your fav sport

A.jump rope B.wresaling C.football D.chess E.tennis

#2 bạn find a Mất tích cún yêu, con chó con what do u say

A.awww!!! B.kaboom C.SPY!!!! D.*you observe it* E.wheres your owner? come on lets look!

#3 what do u do after school

A.hang out with my Những người bạn and talk
B.do awesome tricks with your bike
C.spy on people
D.do homework hoặc study for test
E.Help people

#4 what do your Những người bạn say about u

A.sweet
B.crazy
C.Paranoid
D.smart
E.a hero

#5 what phim chiếu rạp do u like to wach

A.romantic movies
B.aciton movies
C.war movies
D.scinece fiction
E.aciton phim chiếu rạp (i know i đã đưa ý kiến that 2 times)

#6 whats your yêu thích pattern...

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THERE IS A REASON

posted by krazy4kowalski

Chapter One: The Price of Love

Before I begin, I need to offer some explanation for my title. người hâm mộ fiction, bởi definition, is a story that stars the characters from the book/movie/TV hiển thị etc. without using any plots from it. This story is no exception. But bạn can’t just read through my story like many other (often wonderful) người hâm mộ fictions: bạn need to think.
This is the mind frame bạn should be in while đọc this người hâm mộ fiction: There is a reason. There is a reason why Rico regurgitates weapons and tools. There is a reason why he speaks very little and has a large scar on his beak. There...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 5)

posted by knocktimerico

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

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Skipper's Replacement Part 1

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 1: Three Confused Penguins
Skipper has packed the last of his things in a greatly oversized suitcase, filling it to the brim so that it had difficulty closing. It was full of the latest and most deadly military equipment in the base for enemies could be lurking in the very shadows of the Bahamas. bạn can't be too an toàn, két an toàn on vacation, Skipper thought as he dragged it off his bunk and it fell to the ground with a clatter, waking up Kowalski.
Kowalski rubbed the last of the sleep from his eyes and blinked sleepily. "Your...

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Good morning to bạn too Julien XD

added by LeonardFan

Source: Me and Paint

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Mort and Julien

added by Snowfrost

Private and Kowalski Plush

added by SJF_Penguin2

Source: My photo.

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Super Bowl Rally!

added by DrBsNumber1Fan

One of the many Super Bowl Commercials of 2015! Can bạn find the penguins getting rallied up?

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Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar

super bowl 49

the lego movie

my little ngựa con, ngựa, pony

Britney Spears

keyboard cat

commercial

rally

A Hero's Tale; Scene I, Part 2

posted by queenpalm

This is a fanfiction based upon the movie. Spoilers if bạn haven't watched it yet!

Scene I, part 2

When they finally stopped laughing, Rico announced the people he had seen to Kowalski. Obviously, This was exciting news for him, as Kowalski's face lit up. Quick as lightning, if there was lightning in Antarctica, Kowalski dragged them out of the snow and on to see the people.

As Rico directed them there (with his keen, and odd sense of smell), Skipper observed the world around them. It was pretty amazing, for such a young bird who had just had his eyes opened up. He saw the beauty of his homeland....