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Epic Private Fighting Pose!

added by quasomeness

Source: Seize the ngày

Who knew Private could look so cool fighting?

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Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar

chim cánh cụt

private

mop

hornets

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seize the ngày

Martha85, MadagascarGirl and 11 others like this

SaturdaySurpris Don´t EVER bother a penguin with a broom! This is what you get. ^^

ILUVKOWALSKI :O Awesome, the brooms so close you can see the texture on it! :D

SJF_Penguin2 SpongeBob had a sister . . .

carsfan ^XD Do NOT mess With Private`s Lunacorn plushie... or else... XD

CuteCuddly Good one SJF. Private: Mess with me and you meet my deadly...*looks at weapon*...sponge-mop. Me: O_o

kowalkielol epic pose

Skipperlovah258 I smell detergent and awesomeness over here!

Penguins_fan Yeah,EPIC!And...he's so cute!

ricoiswsome Huummmm change out the mop with a dual blade lightsaber and bom.

peacebaby7 @SJF: HAHA!!! XDXD That's awesome. XD

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Goodbye Private Chapter 3: On My Way

posted by legendary7

Note: Hey, peeps. Wazzup? I'm editting this, so this story is already posted. I accidently đã đăng the fourth chapter before this one sorry! The reason I'm editting this is because Mr. McGrath might read this! Isn't that AWESOME?! It's definitely thêm than awesome but bạn get the point. Hi, Mr. McGrath! bạn ROCK! You're my hero! :D Thank you. "You didn't see anything." ;)

"Alright, boys we're going after Private!" Skipper announced. "Skipper, don't bạn think we should just leave it to Private. I mean, he's probably fine with Nigel." Kowalski persuaded. "I've got a bad feeling in my gut about...

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Denial. (A Skilene Fanfiction)

posted by 10amberpet

Skipper, the fearsome leader of the penguins had decided to take a short walk before sunrise. It was super dark outside, usually the time the Leonard was awake. But sometimes he ran into the beautiful con rái cá, rái cá Marlene, who offered to take a walk with him. As always, he though about it, coming to the conclusion of "yes." But something strange had happened one ngày when they were walking.

"Hello Penguin!" King Julien đã đưa ý kiến swinging down from the cây and placing himself between the two. "Hello beautiful lady."

"Oh hi Julien!" The always smiling Marlene greeted. "Me and Skipper were just taking a walk."...

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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The con rái cá, rái cá Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now trang chủ to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) Final scene

posted by peacebaby7

Chrome Claw: Take 1

Blowhole: "Oh, Skipper...You have thêm urgent matters to deal with..."

Skipper: "Like what?"

Blowhole: "Like...A certain mutation, I like to call..."

HD Surround Sound: "Chrome Claw"

Mutation: *roars*

Skipper: "Oh! So bạn did get around to making that monster!"

Blowhole: "Yes. And I'm rather pleased with how he turned out..."

*Skipper & Mutation begin to battle*

Kowalski: "That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--"

Mutation: *hits penguins*

Kowalski: "--AAAAH!"

Kowalski/Rico: *hit tường & ricochet back out*

Private: *slams into tường with excessive force*
"Medic!"...

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chim cánh cụt Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

posted by peacebaby7

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered bởi the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered bởi the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did bạn hear that pack of lies!...

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Skilene Dream (Very Short Story)

posted by 27Kowalski

Skipper and Marlene

Autor's Note: That's my first "fan-fiction" (I don't know if this can be called fan-fiction, since it's just a little story...). Anyway, this story was a dream I had last night, so it hasn't the most logical plot, but it's still cute in my opinion. Enjoy it!
PS: If there are some grammatical errors, please tell me, I want to improve my English. Thank you.

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It was a nice ngày at the Central Park Zoo; Marlene, as usual, wanted to see what her feathered Những người bạn at the HQ were doing...

*Marlene entered the HQ, after knocking, and saw...

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Body Swap Part 2 Funny Moments

posted by sowem

Everyone woke after 25 phút of unconsciousness.

Skipper: Ahh! I'm a lower mammal!

Julien: Ahh! I'm an ugly penguin!

Private: Hahahaha! bạn swapped bodies. (Barfs up a bomb) Huh! Ahh!(throws the bomb outside) I'm Rico.

Marlene: Kowalski! I'm gonna kill you!(Attacks)

Maurice: Wait! It's me, Maurice!

Marlene: Oh! Then where's ... Hah! (Attacks the real Kowaski).

Mort:(Not knowing whats going on) Feet!

Julien: No! Don't let him touch the feet!

Skipper: Haha! (Singing)I'm letting him touch it! I'm letting him touch it!

Kowalski: Ahh! Somebody help me!

Meanwhile Private was laughing at everything that just happened.

Skipper: Rico! Stop laughing!

Private: Actually, it's me Private!(Sneezes up a golf club, a mallet and a slipper).

Skipper: Ah. This slipper will do.

(Marlene grabs the golf club, Rico grabs the mallet and everyone chases Kowalski).

Everyone: Yaa!!

Kowalski: Ahh!!

See the chase in Part 3

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Body Swap Part 1

posted by sowem

In the body swap part the characters are like this:
Skipper in Julien and Julien in Skipper.
Marlene in Mort and Mort in Marlene.
Maurice in Kowalski and Kowalski in Maurice.
Private in Rico and Rico in Private.

It was a nice morning in the Zoo

After training the penguins went inside and did their things. Rico brushing his doll's hair, Private watching Lunacorns, Skipper enjoying a coffee and Kowalski inventing a new thing.

Kowalski: Eureka! I did it! he đã đưa ý kiến coming out of his laboratory.
Skipper: Did what, Kowalski?
Kowalski: I've invented a brain swapping machine. That way we can embarrass the ones...

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Where I Belong Chapter 1: Don't Leave Skippah

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the first chapter of my new fanfiction Where I Belong. I have already thought up the plot but not every detail. There's a twist and Private finds out Skippper had been hiding something from him.

Private felt completely alone. The unruly, brisk gusts of snow grew thêm vigorous bởi the minute. If only he had got his uncle to take him trang chủ hoặc stayed in the H.Q. To make matters worse neither Skipper, Kowalski, hoặc Rico knew where he was. His life long scheme would end up in tradgedy. Struggling to substain from collapsing, started picturing the time he had spent with his cherished friends....

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 3

posted by legendary7

Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted bởi panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of bạn into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped phía trước, chuyển tiếp helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted bởi some...

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The Private Who Cried chó sói, sói Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

Micha had Rico tied to a cây and Kowalski was frantically searching through vivid colored testubes.
M: "You know, I'm getting kinda hungry, if bạn don't find it soon i'm going to have to eat bạn both."
R: "Help!"
K: "Don't worry, Rico. Skipper will save us."
M: "He might try for a while until he gets hungry too. He'll be on my side when his hunger kicks in. He won't be able to resist you."
K: "You're wrong Skipper wouldn't hurt us."
M: "You mean the old Skipper. Not this new werewolf Skipper. None of bạn will stand a chance."
Clouds filled the dark sky and hung over the eerie full moon. A loud clap...

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Little Spoilers of "Street Smarts" and "The Most Dangerous Game Night"

posted by 27Kowalski

Today here in Italy I saw two new episodes ("Street Smarts" and "The Most Dangerous Game Night") never aired in U.S. Since I can't post the video (I'm very sorry about that), I write a little spoiler of them below (Don't read if you're not interested.):

"The Most Dangerous Game Night":

At night Marlene calls everyone in a meeting for a "Game Night" among the Zoo animals, but Skipper doubts that it will work. During this "Zoo Meeting" they ran out of snacks so Maurice, Kowalski and Mort go to the cửa hàng for buy them, but the silent alarm starts to sound. Meanwhile, Marlene's Game Night goes from...

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The legend of the Crystal Falcon- The island friend *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do bạn always have to start off my ngày with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 9: An Important Desicion

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the concluding chapter. I've really had a good time nghề viết văn this fanfiction. Thanks to all of your awesome comments. After this I plan to post another one.

They all remained hugging, until Nigel realized a primary detail in their triumph missing. The Red con sóc, sóc had escaped! Only he was unoblivious to this.
S: "I'm so proud of you, Young Private. You're a hero."
P: "Well, I must have got that from you, Skippa. I'm sorry for arguing with you. Are bạn mad at me for running away?"
S: "No, Private bạn saved my life. How could I be mad at bạn for that, now?"
Private smiled an enormous...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 8: Goodbyes and Tears

posted by legendary7

Note: Sorry for not posting in awhile this took me a little while. This chapter will be sad at first, but it will get better. Also There will be another chapter after this. Enjoy! :)

Tears ran down Skipper's eyes at the thought it would take a miracle for Private to survive. Kowalski Rico and him hugged.
K: "Believe me, Skipper, I'm doing the best I can, here."
S: "I know,"
Kowalski went into his lab. Nigel had the same reaction as Skipper. Skipper slowly slouched down into the same hole Private had slept in before he had ran away. He noticed Private's Lunacorn, and hugged it as if he could feel...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 7: A Công chúa tóc xù Soldier Takes A Stand

posted by legendary7

Private knew what he had to do. He crept forward. Infront of Skipper on the enormous thắt lưng, vành đai were knives. Private ran as fast as he could and jumped to push Skipper off in time to save him, but it was too late to save himself. He was cut and flew into Skipper's direction infront of the leader.
S: "Private! Private, come on, say something!"
The little soldier was motionless. Skipper held him in his flippers tightly. He felt warm liquid running down his chest. It was blood! Nigel raced up.
N: "Oh no, Private boy, please wake up!"
Skipper didn't budge, just cried holding his son tightly. The convare...

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Operation Time-warp

posted by Saracuda

The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that bạn caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from...

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transcript: Loathe at the first sight ;D part 1

posted by Skilene234

K:lets see.....12 and 23....35° north-west
S:(pops out of nowhere wich causes kowalski to be frighten)So what are bạn for a trail Kowalski?
K:SKIPPER! I....uh....am on the trail of...so the atlantic currents and the migration of the marine mammals....that it would be possible..that a certain cá heo is on the coast before New york at a few hours
S:(spits out his cá coffee)DR.BLOWHOLE! bạn crazy genie,kowalski! MAY START THE PARRY!>:D(brings rico and private)
Far too long already has the upper fin had Dr.blowhole!
K:Uh skipper...well...
S:(goes on with talking and ignores kowalski)but now we...

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover- Penguins Highlight 2

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large đài phun nước stood...

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Jiggles...THE HUMAN? (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are bạn saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would bạn think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come...