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What are bạn eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big di chuyển

I thought bạn all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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Biệt đội chim cánh cụt vùng Madagascar

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kowalski

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

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Marlene's True Passion Part 1

posted by Tripenguinman

MARLENE’S TRUE PASSION
CHAPTER ONE
Skipper was đọc the paper and using the bathroom. His eyes were irritated and red from crying that he had shielded from the team, especially Private. He had just been on a ngày with Marlene and he’d found out that she was cheating. She was meeting a guy in a back alley. He’d seen her sneak off when he gone under the cá bowl and took a glance back and decided to follow her and see what she was doing. She had crept through the sewers and come up in a back alley and met with another con rái cá, rái cá and she had been talking for a while...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Twenty

posted by Cornflak

A week later…

Rico was standing near Marlene’s cave entrance when he noticed a small, yellow slip of paper on the ground. Of course he was curious, so he decided to bend down and remove it from the concrete. It appeared to be folded in half. Rico narrowed his eyes in order to better focus as he unfolded the yellow paper. He slowly read what someone had written upon it. Once he finished, Rico folded it back and turned to head into the cave.

Marlene was recovering well from her little episode with Skipper. However, there were times when Rico could easily tell that she yearned for a different...

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Mamihlapinatapei (Chapter 1)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his yêu thích cá flavored coffee and đọc his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.

Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of giường when Skipper spoke up.

“Well men,” Skipper đã đưa ý kiến sternly as he placed the briefing on the bàn and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.

Skipper stood straight up and shot his flipper...

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Oh No.... (Part one)

posted by Penguin11

Can they save her?

*The penguins are all asleep until someone bursts in*

Marlene:Guys, wake up! Hurry! Come on Doris needs your help!!!

* Kowalski jumps out of giường and since he was in the hàng đầu, đầu trang bunk, tries and sucessfully completes pulling the others out of thier bunks*

Kowalski: WHATS WRONG WITH DORIS?!?!?!

Marlene: Somethings wrong with her head, Kowalski!!!
*she says in an dramafied voice*
Marlene: Somethings not right.
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Im making it longer.
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*They all go to Doris's habitat*

Doris:Hello! Would bạn like some oatmeal?!?

Kowalski:Firstly, No. Secondly, bạn dont have a way to get oatmeal.

Skipper:He's right.

Doris:Oh, bạn all are just jealous because I can make oatmeal and bạn cant!

Private:No, we just came to rescue you!

Rico: AUGHHUH!

Doris:Why would I need rescued if im fine?

*Kowalski shakes his head doubtfully*

Next; Part 2

Oh yeah!

Dr.blowhole vrs. teame penguins (chapter four)

posted by warpenguin

After war chim cánh cụt finish his story the penguins was talking to him and asking quetions about his adeventuer."What happen to the escape pod?"Private asked."achilly I don't know what happen to it."war chim cánh cụt reply."I think we know what happen to it."skipper said.Just when skipper is about to tell his story on what happen to him,kowaski,and rico king julean âm nhạc started."Whare is that âm nhạc comeing frome?"asked war penguin.Private đã đưa ý kiến "It's comeing frome the leamers habitat."They whent to the leamers habitat and when they get there skipper shouted 'ring tail can bạn put that âm nhạc down."Julean...

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Kico- a frightened embrace

added by knocktimerico

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Skilene: The First Kiss ♥

posted by skipperluvs

Cute: Skilene

S: Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort.; King Rat: KR ; ♥ : (love, hoặc kiss)

The Penguins are all around the bàn when they hear a hollow screech coming from Marlene’s habitat. Skipper leads them and they go through Marlene’s front door. They can hear Marlene but they can’t see her.

S: Kowalski, perimeter check!

Kowalski walks around until he notices that the sewer hole is opened and they see Marlene with all the rats around her. Skipper panics and has says anything without thinking.

S: Rico Rope!!!

A rope rolls out of Rico’s mouth...

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Rico and his doll

added by knocktimerico

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Just thought this was funny XD

added by SJ_waddles

Don't worry keep watching it even if the rico thing at the beginning does last 20 hoặc thêm giây KEEP WATCHING IT XD It made me laugh for an odd reason X3

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Mask of the Raccon

added by aldude999

Hmm seems to be night XD

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Take a deep breath

added by Icicle1penguin

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My Past....

posted by ggreen7295

Gregory's Log

1048 Hours.

Yesterday I have been removed from Skipper's squad. Why? I'm just going through alot right now. Skipper is still becoming difficult with the fact that I am Jem other stepdaughter. Well now that he took away my title, there's nothing he can threaten me with now if I continue to relate with her. It was truly a pathetic thing for him to do, allow his childhood problems to interfere with his life... Actually scratch that, I'm being a hypocrite. May I should explain.

My the age of five, My father was showing, abusive behavior toward everybody in my family. Mostly me and my...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 3

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Unknown to the penguins, over the tiếp theo few days, Kowalski lurked in the sewer underneath them and listened to most of their conversations. A small side tunnel in the main sewer system had branched to a very convenient area located directly under the chim cánh cụt habitat, where a small hole in the floor allowed Kowalski to stand underneath the habitat and hear the others nearly perfectly. Kowalski made sure to be very quiet while listening at the hole, since he didn’t want anyone to hear him.

Kowalski was not, of course, planning to stay down there forever, in fact, he regularly went back to the...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself

posted by NolanMiles

"So tell me , Nolan.." He says.

I don't know what to do. I have been hanging here for hours, blood dripping down my face.
How could I have gotten myself into this? I was just an ordinary Wolf/spy. Now a monster. A hanging monster. Just like I deserve. Now I wait to be killed. Waiting for his statement.
But I am an impatient person. But I am forced to.

After all, I am Nolan Miles.

"...Why are bạn here?" He finishes.

"Well.." I laugh, trying to keep my cool. After all, if I were to freak, I would be dead bởi now.

"I was sent here bởi an organisation hàng đầu, đầu trang secret for even me to know, Trying to make a life."...

The End Of The Pengiuns(Part Three)

posted by rico911910

(this bài viết is rated PG13 some contents in this parigraph my be disterbing to others parent guidents and fewer discoution is advised thank bạn and injoy)
S: Alright team! Are we all set? good. Kowalski how much time do we got left?
K: Well...it will crash land in 5,4,3,2,1.
S: Wow...nice timeing Kowalski.
P: The plane it the target skippar.
S: Nice work team lets see if whoever was driving the plane is alright.
K: Rico can i have a littile help lifting the top.
R: Hua.....
P: cỏ khô, hay skippar look there penguins like us.
K: What are they doing flying in a milltary plane?
S: They its Manfriada and Ujonesin!...

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Chuck Charles

added by knocktimerico

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Excited Kowalski

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Lzk94pzpom's facts

posted by Lzk94pzpom

heres my facts about me and its all true and yes im thêm crazier then Rico xD (don't tell him that i đã đưa ý kiến that) anyway this is my facts about me and i tình yêu my bazooka&my bloody swords!!! im the awesomeness chim cánh cụt girl ever! take that Giselle! BOOM-SHAKA-NA! im thêm stronger then you! xD (the shot thing doesn't count so don't point it out)to the others,this is my info but don't copy my info! if bạn do i will bring my bazooka! and my bloody swords xD Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

species:
gender:
birthday:
weapon:
yêu thích sport:
place:
hobbies:
facts:
fears:

heres mines

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Polar Opposites

posted by Penguin11

My first ever Kico fic! :D
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I sit silently watching Kowalski from afar.
Watching the chim cánh cụt create is my only redemption from the empty void I call life.
And I sit here, taking in Kowalski with all of my senses.
Sound? His voice melts my soul and sends tingles down my spine every time he addresses my name.
Touch? He was softer than the tiniest down feather of a newly hatched goose.
The touch of Kowalski sends me wild.
Sight? Eyes like the vast ocean, and a black and white body like that of the homeland Antarctica.
Smell? A touch of salmon, some phosphoric acid, salt...

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It needs 2 to tình yêu (Kico Fanfiction contest)

posted by LadyPrivate

~ it needs 2 to tình yêu ~

This is a story about friendship and love.
How would emotions change the penguin's life? Can the tim, trái tim be stronger than the psyche?

This here's the story.

Surprise, Surprise.

Marlene was enjoying herself in her bright pool, hát loudly and swimming a few rounds, as suddenly an animal landed with a big splash in the water.
Marlene got frightened, she quickly turned to the animal who couldn't swim.
''Hold on!'', she shouted and swam as fast as an Mũi tên xanh to save the poor animal. It was a rendeer.

She carried it in her habitat and as she looked at the rendeer's face, she smiled...